From the Mouth of the Toddler

Silly Toddler

Silly Toddler

I was thinking of doing some poems about children and the different types you can find at the toddler stage.  Then, my son started saying silly things and I opted to make this list of his more amusing quotes:

“I’m soooooo sweet!” (Uttered while hugging a giant plush reindeer.)

“It not crackers and cheese.  It cheese and crackers.”  (My apologies.)

“Pasta not yummy.  Pasta delicious.”  (Again, I’m sorry.)

“Yogurt not delicious.  Yogurt tasty.”  (I’m noticing a theme.)

“Happy birthday to Hanukkah!  Happy birthday to Hanukkah!”  (His new Hanukkah song invented by him.)

“There’s a baby in the belly.” (Said to his teacher, which caused a confusing phone call because this isn’t the case.)

“I naked!”  (Said when fully clothed.)

“Aidan dressed!”  (Said when only wearing one sock.)

“Halt, villain!”  (Imitated from Ninja Turtles and yelled at anyone who entered the house for a week.)

“I love you, Daddy!  Now go away.” (Said from the top of the stairs.)

“Aidan do this . . . Aidan need help.”  (At least he attempts self-reliance.)

“Mwahaha!”  (Too many incidents involving this one.)

“Daddy hoots and toots like Thomas!”  (Farted around the kid.  Thankfully, he’s used this on other people too, so I’m not alone.)

My personal favorite:  “Aidan wants a cupcake.  Aidan deserves a cupcake.  Aidan needs cupcake.  Daddy!  Aidan has earned a cupcake.  Please give Aidan cupcake.  Aidan deserves a cupcake.  Aidan ate chicken nuggets.  So Aidan get cupcake.  Aidan can’t reach cupcake!  Hand Aidan cupcake please.  Thank you for the cupcake, Daddy!”

I’m hoping many of these are entertaining and I’m not making a post full of ‘had to be there’ incidents.  Still, it was funny thinking about these.

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Re-Release of Captive at Christmas: A Review

Back in April, I read and reviewed Captive at Christmas.  Well, it got picked up by Titan InKorp and Danielle Taylor flushed it out.  Best part is that all of the original reviews are still there on Amazon.  In honor of Danielle’s success, I’m re-posting my review from April:

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Captive at Christmas Cover

Captive at Christmas is an erotic romance written by Danielle Taylor.

I’m going to admit that this is the first romance I’ve read and the first erotic book that I’ve read.  So, I didn’t know what to expect.  There is a lot of passion and emotion between the main characters as they get to know each other.  The detail that Danielle Taylor uses to describe events, feelings, and thoughts makes them jump out of the book.  There is no way to read this book without it gripping you.

The characters are phenomenally well-written.  They are very believable and their narrative voices are easily distinguished from each other.  I got a very good feel for Mac’s pain and for Hannah’s determination.  As I read the book, I was drawn into their little world and wondered what was going to happen with every page.

I wanted to see more with Kayla because she kind of made her appearance very close to the end.  She quickly proved to be an interesting character, so I was disappointed that I couldn’t get to know her more.  Though, maybe she’s a teaser for a future book and I’m on the hook.

I’m looking forward to whatever Danielle writes next because she has proven herself incredibly talented with this novella.

 

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Allure of the Gypsies Blog Tour Volunteer of the Day: Katie Sullivan

Today’s volunteer is one of a kind.  Her posts are unique in that she writes them as conversations with a . . . I really don’t know how to describe D.  He’s as interesting the author whose head he’s taken up residence in.  As you can see from the cartoon above. Humor, information, shout outs, hot cocoa, news about various bloggers, and so much more can be found on her blog, The D/A Dialogues.  She’s also finishing up her first novel, which many people are anxiously awaiting.

So, a big thank you to:

KATIE SULLIVAN!

And D.  I’m pretty sure I’d upset him if I didn’t thank him too.

Check out her part of the blog tour HERE!

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Book Review – Illusions of Eventide – Crimson and Clover Series by Sarah Cradit

A review of the new release ‘Illusions of Eventide’ Part 3 of the Crimson & Clover Series by Sarah Cradit.

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Where do I begin? Illusions of Eventide is the third book from the Crimson and Clover Series. It could stand alone, but I really think reading at least The Storm and the Darkness would make reading this much easier.

The Goodreads description is: Nicolas Deschanel was betrayed by the only two people who matter to him. Their disloyalty stung and an overwhelming sense of loss lingers. Nicolas has lived the high life professing to not have a care in the world, and now this illusion is calling his bluff.

Determined to take control of an existence now devoid of purpose, he sojourns to his family’s holiday home on the Gulf of Mexico. Resolved more than depressed, he plans to privately say goodbye to a world which no longer needs him. Of questionable fortune, he finds a woman, Mercy, sitting alone on the shore at eventide. Nicolas is conflicted between an…

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The Fussy Librarian

A great free promotion site and sign up to receive notification about Catskinner’s Book this Saturday. Or can just go to Amazon and buy that book now while it’s still on sale.

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On Saturday, the 14th, Catskinner’s Book will be featured in an e-mail from The Fussy Librarian. As it happens, it will still be on sale that day, which I hadn’t planned, it just happened that way.

The Fussy Librarian is a site that I really recommend, and not just because it’s going to be featuring my book.  It lets you sign up for daily e-mails by genre and also lets you specify what ratings, in terms of sex and violence and foul language, you are comfortable with.  So far as I know, that’s a unique feature in recommendation sites.  I personally have bought several e-books based on Fussy Librarian recommendations.  (I can’t say I’ve read them all, since I have a huge backlog of books that I need to get around to…)

It’s a very easy site to navigate for both readers and authors, and all I have gotten from…

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The MacGuffin: Apparently It’s Not a Breakfast Pastry

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I’ll admit that I never really knew what a MacGuffin was.  I’d heard the term, but always managed to stay in the conversation without revealing my ignorance.  Honestly, I kept thinking of food and puffins whenever I heard the term.  Even now I’m hungry thinking of whatever a MacGuffin would be in the culinary world.  I assume it’s covered in syrup and can bestow clairvoyance on whoever eats it.  Now Misha Burnett asked me to talk about them, so I had to look them up.  Here is what I found on Wikipedia:

“In fiction, a MacGuffin (sometimes McGuffin or maguffin) is a plot device in the form of some goal, desired object, or other motivator that the protagonist pursues, often with little or no narrative explanation as to why it is considered so important. The specific nature of a MacGuffin is typically unimportant to the overall plot. The most common type of MacGuffin is an object, place or person. However, a MacGuffin can sometimes take a more abstract form, such as money, victory, glory, survival, power, love, or even something that is entirely unexplained, as long as it strongly motivates key characters within the structure of the plot.”

Basically, this is the goal of your hero or heroes that moves the plot.  It doesn’t matter what it is, so much that it drives the hero.  For example, Frodo destroying the ring, Spider-Man relieving his guilt from letting Uncle Ben die, or Will Treaty making his teacher Halt proud of him.  That last one is Ranger’s Apprentice, which I recommend people read.  The point here is that you can use nearly anything as a MacGuffin.  It simply has to be the driving force behind the character even if it isn’t part of the overall plot.

How do you use them?  Well, you might find that you’re using them without realizing it since a MacGuffin isn’t a specific item.  Not unless the character is driven to discover the Golden MacGuffin, which will bring wealth to his starving village.  Anyway, being that there this thing isn’t a specific, unchangeable item, you have everything in existence and beyond to choose from.  So, I can’t really tell you what to pick because it’s whatever works for the character and plot.  It can even change during a series.  Luke Callindor sets out to prove he’s a hero in Legends of Windemere: Beginning of a Hero.  That desire is the MacGuffin that pits him against the Lich and puts him in that school.  I’m at the sixth book and his MacGuffin has turned into protecting his friends and stopping the rise of an ancient evil who is currently protected by spoilers.  Though this evil is turning out to be oddly likeable, but that’s not my point here.

Here are a few tips to using MacGuffins:

  1. Turn over halfway through baking to get both sides golden brown.  Seriously, this term makes me constantly think about cinnamon buns or warm danishes.
  2. Don’t make the character entirely about the MacGuffin.  It can be part of the character’s personality and goal, but they need more than that.  Use it as a jumping point instead of a sticking point.
  3. Avoid MacGuffin overload.  One main and 1-2 minor MacGuffins can work, but loading a bunch of goals on a character will bog them down.  Think of how people are in the real world.  Most have that central goal/quest and several secondary ones that may change throughout their life.
  4. Have MacGuffin with Dunkin Donuts hot cocoa.
  5. Most of MacGuffins have already been done in some form.  For example, saving a princess.  You can put a twist on this like the hero wants to save a princess, but he can’t find one to save.  Maybe the princess is evil.  Another way to work around this is to use a common MacGuffin and have the character grow out of it swiftly.  Maybe they head out to save a princess, but halfway through the book they end up going on the path to becoming a pirate.
  6. Give your villains MacGuffins too.  These might be the big ones that influence the plot, so I would put more into this than the hero.  Eventually, the villains MacGuffin will become the heroes ‘anti-MacGuffin’.  I think.  I’m starting to lose myself here.
  7. The MacGuffin should match the character.  It really needs to make sense and appear to be a reachable goal.
  8. If the original MacGuffin is removed then acknowledge that in some way.  A goal has been reached or forever denied, so a character will be affected by this.
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Allure of the Gypsies on That Part Where

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Thanks to Susan Nicholls, I’m trying a new advertising site for my third book.  The site sent me that blurb at the top and it’s a very interesting venue called That Part Where.

On this site, you provide the cover art and a 1,500 word excerpt of your story.  Spoiler free of course, but that’s up to you.  For myself, I picked a fight between Trinity and Nyx to showcase the action and female characters.  You also provide a little information and a set up to the scene they will post.  It’s $10 for the post, which hits all their social media.  You’ll find a lot of sites are going for a $10 price tag on such things.  Best part is that with a $2.99+ book, it’s easy to get your money back here.

I also bought their $25 sidebar ad service, which makes Allure of the Gypsies a Featured Post for 30 days.  This is my first time attempting a long-term banner ad on a site, but I’m ready to give it a shot.  What you see at the top is the sidebar ad.

A big thank you to Susan for introducing me to this site.  I hope people give the site a look and enjoy.  Also, check out Red Clay & Roses.

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Allure of the Gypsies Blog Tour Volunteer of the Day: Mirror Obscura

Big apology here because I think I got two people mixed up.  Really sorry about that.  I have no excuse for screwing up this badly.

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Today’s volunteer is a highly talented poet.  Always insightful and paints incredible pictures with his words.

A book thank you to:

Mirror Obscura

To see his part of the blog tour click HERE!

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Allure of the Gypsies by Charles E. Yallowitz

Legends of WIndemere: Allure of the Gypsies gets a 4 out of 5 star review from Readfulthings.

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The adventures of Luke Callindor and Nyx continue after their journey down the L’Dandrin River in Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower.

Reeling from his failures in their previous adventure, Luke leads his surviving friends to his hometown. With his mind frayed and his confidence fractured, Luke must face the family and fiancée he left behind. It is a brief homecoming when the vampire Kalam attacks the village, forcing Luke and Nyx to break into his lair for the key to resurrecting a fallen warrior. It is a quest that will force both young heroes to reach new heights of strength and power that they never knew they had.

Can Luke and Nyx escape the lair of Kalam? And, what role will the orphaned gypsy Sari play in their looming destiny?

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Allure of the Gypsies…

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Thank You from Read Tuesday

Read Tuesday is coming to an end. Check out some of the sales that will carry into the 11th.

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