Whatever I scheduled for today disappeared on me with no trace of what it was supposed to be. I was going to research an animal to make up for it, but it’s really cold. Even in the house, my fingers feel tingly. Probably a side-effect of my body temp not being able to get over 97, but usually staying in the 96’s. Joy. So, enjoy the memes and hope everyone is warmer than I am.
I didn’t get as much writing done this week as I had hoped. Have only myself to blame since I only got 1.75 chapters of Darwin & the Demon Game edited. I thought I would have more time during the week, so I indulged in more of the Pokemon Go event than I should have. I got some great catches, fresh air, exercise, and a new dislike of arctic winds, but it meant I only did editing during my lunch breaks and evening. Guess my time management wasn’t great here.
To be honest, I should have seen it coming. I had to sacrifice Saturday evening to cooking and baking for two Thanksgiving events. It was penne with vodka sauce for a Tuesday celebration at work with the other TAs and 3 ice cream breads for the Life Skills Thanksgiving feast on Wednesday. By the time I finished all of that, I was exhausted and couldn’t edit more than 2 pages. Monday evening was when I cooked dinner for the family and then helped my son with schoolwork. In other words, I spent a lot of time in the kitchen.
Some surprise training wiped out some editing time at work on Tuesday. Probably could have squeezed a bit in after training and the lunch, but I couldn’t figure out a place to go for solitude. Wednesday evening was originally going to be for editing, but I finally pushed away my anxiety and bought a new laptop. It’s a Lenovo Ideapad, which is working really well. Spent the entire evening setting it up, transferring files, installing necessary programs, and then just trying to figure out all of the new stuff. The volume controls are different and now I have Windows 11, so I’m still trying to get used to all of that. Not a fan of how the new version of Word insists on only autosaving to OneDrive and not my Dropbox. Hoping to figure out how to change that before I get back to full writing.
Add a major storm during Thanksgiving and family coming over yesterday to create an exhausted me. I hit last night with my eyelids feeling heavy around 9 PM, which is when I started writing this post. Thinking back, all of the appointments that go on during the week certainly don’t help. With any luck, a weekend focused solely on hanging out with my son to play video games and relax will help. Got 3 full weeks of school before 2 weeks of break, so it’s going to be a rough slog. My hope is to still get the last 3.25 chapters edited before the break. Fingers crossed there.
Oh yeah, there was the other issue that turned up around Monday night. At least I think that’s when it happened. I woke up with a 94.6 body temp and my heartrate going over 100 bpm. The temperature did drop, but this created a really rough night where I began shivering soon after I fell asleep. My body temp eventually got up to 96.6, but that was 5 minutes before my alarm went off. Thinking back, I’ve been sporting a 96.7-97.3 body temp ever since I had Covid in the spring. It occasionally gets higher or drops lower, but that’s the area it tends to stay. Means I can have some really bad nights, which don’t turn up on my CPAP readings. Tossed an extra blanket on to prevent it from happening again, but it’s hard to get around the house. My hands get cold fast even when typing and my energy drains by the end of the day. Had issues with the winter before, but now it’s downright terrible.
This week is going to be shaky in terms of editing time. I believe I can get through the rest of chapter 14 and maybe into 15 before next weekend. There are a few appointments where I’ll just be sitting in the waiting room. My usual Friday one will finish early as well, so I can edit while doing laundry that night. Next weekend has a 2-5 Pokemon Go event each day, but I don’t have to be there for the whole thing. Just go out long enough to complete what I have to and come home. I’m getting back to the exercise bike as well since I can’t go walking around much. Parks close around 5 PM and I don’t get free most days until 4/4:30. Really hate aspects of my weekly schedule.
So, what are the goals of the week?
Here’s a few Pokemon Go pictures from last weekend. The event revolved around these really strong Pokemon and various shinies. A shiny Pokemon is one that is an alternate, harder to find coloration of each Pokemon. Not sure if anyone will fully understand, but some are rare and powerful:
Google Image Search
I was surprised when I stumbled onto this holiday because I had never heard of it before now. In 2009, the Friday after Thanksgiving has been designated as ‘Native American Heritage Day’. This is different than ‘Indigenous People Day’, which celebrates all of the unique Native Americans who exist today. This holiday is supposed to be more for the ancestors.
Not really sure where to go with this post because the more I read about the holiday, the more controversy I found. Native Americans are apparently not happy with the placement because Thanksgiving is a national day of mourning for them. So, it’s seen as horribly insulting, especially since Thanksgiving overshadows it. Doesn’t help that Black Friday is the same day, so people are just running out to maul their fellow Americans for a discount on last year’s television set. The more I read, the more I feel like this holiday was created with absolutely no sense of timing and care.
So, I’m curious about what other people think. Not only about Native American Heritage Day’s placement and how most people don’t know about it. What do people think about when these special holidays are made to honor groups and they clearly didn’t have members of that group involved? Where would you put this holiday if you could move it to another day?
Looks like I forgot a Thanksgiving post. Oops. Enjoy the holiday and this hastily made post made from my phone in a mall parking lot.
Delicious in Dungeon
(Been a while since I wrote a new poem, so let’s see how this goes.)
A gala has begun
Decked with brightest lights
Nobles and wizards
Kings and heroes
Have gathered
To dine on oddest vittles
Goblin ear soup
Steeped in slime
To make it smooth
And salty
Sopped up by bread
Made from leviathan meal
Treant salad
Adorned with kelpie hair
Dotted with nuts
From the belly of a kobold
Finally drizzled
With gorgon venom dressing
Carts of meat are brought
Dragon flank steaks
Griffin wings
Soaked in Ifrit sauce
Hydra neck kebabs
Sprinkled with phoenix ash
Centaur burgers
Dripping with minotaur cheese
Kraken fried
To be dunked in siren marinara
Succulent roc breast
Seasoned with salt from the undine
Dessert emerges
Brownie pudding cups
Mixed with tengu cookies
Cockatrice feathers
Layered with chocolate
Born from basilisk hide
A variety of dishes
Each stranger
And tastier than the last
The crowds always gasp
In horror at first
Then in utter delight
Delicious in Dungeon
This seems like a good week for this topic. After watching the first season of ‘Delicious in Dungeon’, I started wondering why monsters aren’t eaten more often. Nobody in any of these worlds thought of making griffin wings or selkie pot pie? They just kill them and move on. Sometimes, parts are taken for spells or trophies, but there’s rarely anything taken for food. Why?
Well, I guess the most obvious reason is that monsters tend to be ugly and magical in nature. Authors didn’t put them in the world to be eaten, so they aren’t made to look or appear edible. This is enhanced by real world animals existing such as cows, chickens, and pigs. If a person is going to choose between killing a cow or a minotaur for steaks, they’d go with the safer choice. Not only in killing, but the idea of eating a monster with magical or ‘dark’ energy can throw a person off. I mean, we don’t really eat the poisonous animals and plants of our world. Some people do, but it involves a lot of prep and is considered a delicacy. Looking at you, pufferfish.
Food preparation is another issue, which ‘Delicious in Dungeon’ focuses on. The only reason the characters can eat the monsters is because they team up with someone who knows how to make them edible. It’s shown to be special knowledge, which is easy to believe since he lived in the big dungeon for years. Nobody else would learn this since they get food from the city above. This means that preparing monsters for food would be done out of necessity instead of desire. If you’re staring and only have these creatures to eat, you’ll give it a try. This means it wouldn’t be common, so any character with this skill set would need a creative backstory.
All that being said, I really do wonder why authors don’t do this more often. I’ve done it a few times with civilizations that live in the wilderness, which is another ‘eat monsters out of necessity’ thing. All of those creatures were designed to be eaten too, so it isn’t like I made them ugly and magical. I made them look like something that one would want to eat even if they had fur or feathers. For example, I designed a creature called a ‘bog hare’, which was a bulbous rabbit that bounced around. It was harvested for water and meat as if it was natural.
Maybe that’s another factor. If we write a story where characters are natural about eating monsters then it won’t phase the readers. ‘Delicious in Dungeon’ made this activity bizarre, so it was shocking for me to see it unfold. Yet, I don’t think I would have been confused if they simply at monsters without bringing attention to it. For me, that would mean it’s what is done in that world. Eating a dragon to them would be no different than us having spicy duck, but with scales to get through. Probably closer to alligator, but I wasn’t a fan of that when I tried it. Guess personal preference is something to take into account too.
Personally, I think I would like to see more fantasy stories with monsters being used in recipes. Maybe they’re out there and I never noticed. Yet, I don’t remember it being done in most of the big ones. Is this just something that authors without gigantic fandoms do for some reason? Probably not. It is interesting though.
So, what do you think about a fantasy story where people eat monsters?
Greetings once again. Beem Weeks back for my final post of 2024. Last month I wrote a post about crafting the opening line in your story. For those …
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It’s a strange holiday in my opinion. We are supposed to celebrate the unique talents of ourselves and others. No judging or harming. Just applaud and give out positivity to what makes us all unique . . . Then, we return to the grind tomorrow where 99% of the population puts their unique talents back into the box for at least the weekdays. A shame we don’t live in a world where people can easily discover, nurture, and thrive with their unique talent. Everyone would certainly be happier.
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