Hear the Roar of the Crowd . . . Uh . . . Where Did the Crowd Go?

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So, Ichabod Brooks has been out for 10 days. People are complimenting the cover, loving the character, excited by the excerpts, and even enjoying the behind-the-scenes posts I do here.  He’s been called relatable and many have asked if I’m going to write more stories with him.  This response really makes me happy after all the hard work I put into him and his stories . . .

Also, confused because I’ve only sold 9 copies.  (This line is going to cost me with the ‘you need to quit’ crew.)

Now, I know I haven’t done as much promotion as Legends of Windemere, but I have put more hype into it than Chasing Bedlam.  Some of this is due to saving money for the last 2 LEGENDS volumes and not having a laptop since late June.  The rest is because Ichabod got such a big reaction on the blog that I thought I could garner enough word-of-mouth and pre-hype to boost the book.  It really felt that way until I paid attention to sales and ranks.  Now, I’m not sure what to think.  Maybe Amazon isn’t showing me all of the sales like other authors have reported.  It does feel hard to believe that I only got 9 after people were so excited.

Still, it isn’t like this is the first time.  People were pumped for Bedlam when they saw excerpts with Lloyd and Cassidy.  After I published, I started hearing how the characters were fun, but the violence, language, and comedy weren’t for some of the original supporters.  This threw me and made me more cautious about the compliments and praise I get.  Still, I thought it wouldn’t happen to the same extent with Ichabod since he was fantasy and ran in the same vein as LEGENDS.  In reality, it hasn’t gone this way because nobody has complained about him and suddenly claimed that he isn’t for them.  This is an understandable reaction though because not everyone is into action adventure in general, which is what I write.

Here is where I mention something that people might not realize or forget: I AM A FULL-TIME AUTHOR!  Unlike many other indies, I’m not working another job beyond parenting here.  I’m writing or at least outlining nearly every day because this is the career that makes me happy.  So, I have to factor in a lot when I decide on projects to put my time into.  When people cheer for an idea, I’ll follow it thinking I have an audience.  If that excitement doesn’t pan out then I’m left confused and a little worried.  Did I misjudge the reaction?  Are people cheering just to be nice?  These questions throw doubt into a mixture that already has a heap of anxiety and pessimism in it.  I need to figure out the answers in order to move one, especially when I struggle with these:

  • Do I continue Bedlam even though it gets better blog reactions than sales?
  • Do I write another Ichabod Brooks collection if this one doesn’t net more sales?
  • What are the chances of my next series doing well since it seems nothing is reaching the same level of success as Legends of Windemere?
  • Is 2017 the last year?

I’m not making a fortune here and it seems to have become more difficult since last year for some reason.  Most of my royalty money goes back into marketing or is kept for emergencies.  Like Ichabod, I need to make a living and I’m trying to do it with the skills that I have.  Unlike Ichabod, I’m lacking something that is drawing in enough success to ward off the naysayers.  Yes, I think people should write for art and the joy, but there is the business side that always trips me up.  Part of that is getting responses from fans and seeing where the wind blows.  Not easy to do if the wind I’m following is actually a ceiling fan that somebody keeps playing with.

Honestly, I don’t know what I expect to solve with this post aside from getting this off my chest.  I’ve talked to other authors who have run into the same problem.  They have an idea that people love and support, but then the sales don’t come in.  Have we become a society that loves to cheer and support with words, but stop short of taking that final step of purchasing?  Is everybody waiting for books to drop to 99 cents or free?  I’m really not sure where the break in the bridge between social media excitement and hitting ‘purchase’ on Amazon is.  Like I said, it’s both confusing and has become rather disheartening over the last year.

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7 Tips to Maintaining a Happy Marriage in a World of Magic & Monsters

Aragorn and Arwen

Marriages are rare in adventure stories, but only because it’s hard to swashbuckle and disarm traps while cleaning the oven.  That and authors seem to love killing off a spouse to get the survivor riled up.  Tradition, thy name is revenge story.  Anyway, Ichabod has a happy marriage even though he travels for work a lot.  He’s also very busy with the release of The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks.  So, he left a note with a few tips on how to stay married when you also have to worry about dragons, fireballs, necrocasters, trolls, harpies, ocean storms, lying bards, lightning bolts, and getting goblin blood on the pair of boots your wife just bought for you.  The stain might get out, but we all know the smell will remain.

  1. Always say good-bye and I love you before leaving for a job.  Hugs and kisses are good too, but the words are more important.  Make your spouse be either the last or second to last one you interact with as you go out the door.  Having kids be last can be unavoidable since they cling and it’s hard to be romantic after your wife needs an enchanted crowbar to free your leg.  Don’t even get me started on when the kids lurk on the roof and pounce as you leave.
  2. No gesture is too small when you’re home.  Although, only one small gesture a day will get you in trouble.  What I mean is that even cleaning the dishes or fixing a single floorboard will help your marriage.  Especially if you’re out a lot, so doing things at home instead of being an obstacle goes a long way.  Keep in mind, I’m saying this when I have a chore list as long as my forearm.  So, it doesn’t even have to be a repair or cleaning up.  Taking care of dinner is always a safe way to go.
  3. Make time for yourselves.  Work is tiring.  Parenthood is tiring.  Maintaining the house is tiring.  Everything is tiring.  Still, you need at least some time to be together even if it’s just curled up on the couch with books.  Words don’t have to be exchanged because it’s more the act of being together.  Besides, there’s something to be said for relaxing in silence.
  4. Spontaneity can keep things exciting, but think before you act.  Sure, the dragon-scale armor you found on sale might be just what she was looking for.  Yet, she might also appreciate a bouquet of her favorite flowers.  Expensive isn’t always better, especially since some of the pricier items lose their luster after a few battles.  You can also go out and gather the scales then talk to a blacksmith friend to do the forging.  Dragons are happy to share their shed skin for a deal as long as you ask nicely. This tip also includes playful pranks and surprise trips.
  5. It doesn’t hurt to expand your domestic skill set.  Look for hints as to what your spouse might want you to improve on.  This way you can surprise them when you learn how to sew, cook, or dust.  Whatever chores can be shared is appreciated.  On the downside of things, it means your chore list can be made longer.  We’re talking full length of the arm.  Longer if there are warnings at the bottom.
  6. Never be afraid to let each other go off for a solo adventure.  Yes, it’s nice to do things as a couple, but you need to maintain some individuality.  If you and your spouse are only into the same things or never do anything separately then you could drive yourselves into a rut.  Remember that your uniqueness is a factor that attracted you to each other.  Always try to maintain that because it makes for more interesting conversations.
  7. If you do find yourselves working together then don’t argue over who’s in charge.  You take stock of the situation, consider your experience, and let the person most qualified take the lead.  There are a few more stages to this.  Debate what constitutes experience in an attempt to puff up your own position.  Remind each other who made the last mistake or failed in a similar situation.  Bring up something that has nothing to do with the situation.  Casually kill the one enemy that always hears the debate and wanders over at the wrong time.  Apologize while stuffing the body out of sight.  Then, the most qualified person takes the lead and things go wrong instantly because the guard never finished his patrol.  Battle your way to victory and agree to pay the babysitter extra since you’re now going to take a quiet day in town.  (This one might just be us.)
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New Release: The Enhanced League by C.S.Boyack #IndieAuthor #newrelease @Virgilante

Jaye Marie's avatarJaye Marie Author

Today, we welcome Craig Boyack, a fellow writer, blogger and good friend of ours to tell us all about his new book… Over to you Craig!

Thanks for having me over today to talk about my newest book, The Enhanced League. This is a group of short stories that serves to tell an overarching story when read in order. The setting is a professional baseball league where nobody cares about performance enhancing drugs.

While performance enhancing drugs are allowed in this league, not all the players use them. There are a lot of human stories here, and some come to the Enhanced League for other reasons.

You’ll meet Dyrell Pollard, who can play, but is too tall to be taken seriously in the Major Leagues. Dante Montes is an incredible player, but can’t also can’t find a home in the Majors. He’s a left handed catcher, and the prejudice against…

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Songs From Richmond Avenue, on #LisaBurtonRadio

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Hi all you mystery lovers, this is Lisa Burton, the robot girl. You’ve landed on Lisa Burton Radio, and my guest today is a real enigma. He’s calling in today from The Relix Club in Las Vegas, and he’s known only as the Buddhist. “Welcome to the show, Buddhist.”

“My humblest of greetings, Lisa. One brief correction, if I may. I am currently in The Relix Club, true enough, but it’s located in Houston, Texas, where I have resided, on and off, for a number of years. The confusion may be that I have only recently returned from North Las Vegas. I flew west, you see, to make right a wrong done to a friend concerning his vehicle and another party’s rather substantial debt. It’s probably best to leaving it at that, at least in such a public forum. Too many people listening in, if you follow my meaning.”

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The Armory of Ichabod Brooks

Armory at Prague Castle

In The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks, you get both a hint and a look at the armory he has at home.  This is found in his basement and readers will get a brief introduction in one story when he wanders down there.  All you really find out is that there’s a spot for dirty equipment and a vat designed to purify anything that was used to kill demons or other dark creatures.  Since I’m not introducing his wife and son yet, I can’t have him be at home very often.  This is where the hints come in and I realize now that this might be a little confusing because it’s subtle.

At least it appears to be subtle.  You see, Ichabod has different equipment in every adventure.  His longbows don’t always have the same enchantments and there are times when they’re normal, but his quiver has magic arrows.  Various rings, armors, bags, and articles of clothing have appeared.  Each one has its own set of tricks.  This variety is why Ichabod has a reputation for always being prepared.  Although, he’s also smart enough to think outside the box and use a magic item in a unique way.  So, it isn’t always that he’s prepared, but he’s cunning.

So, the first question might be: Why didn’t I give him one set of gear and keep it for every story?  Quite simply, I found the idea boring.  With 11 stories in one book, him having the same tricks would get stale.  It also weakens the idea that he prepares and thinks about every adventure before stepping in.  Ichabod wouldn’t take a job that involves fire creatures if his only weapon is a fireball bow.  So, it’s a situation that he would avoid at all costs.  Yes, he could stumble into the problem, but I can only do that specific headache once.  Otherwise, people will just be waiting for the inevitable fire-immune creatures to show up.  By having him set out with different gear every time, it strengthens the character’s foresight and brings an element of surprise since you don’t know what he’s capable of this time.

Second question: Why does he have so much gear?  Because he’s needed each one at some point in his long career.  Remember that Ichabod isn’t a starting adventurer and has been in the game for at least 25 years.  His wife is some kind of adventurer too, so she adds to the armory.  They buy each other artifacts for birthdays, anniversaries, and because all the time too.  Not to mention claiming stuff during an adventurer and being paid in enchanted gear.  Everything else was bought because Ichabod or his wife found themselves either in or heading into a situation that they weren’t prepared for.  After surviving, they want to make sure that the mistake won’t happen again.

The armory helps to show a lot about the Brooks’ mentality.  To some, they might come off as hoarders since they have so much.  Yes, there are odd artifacts that have very limited uses like the treat bag in Ichabod Brooks & the Orphan’s Shadow.  So, some of these items might even stem from home life too.  This does show a dependency on magic as well, which is important for the world-building.  Many fantasy worlds limit the magic and artifacts that you see.  Windemere is filled with magic, so it’s much more common than a reader might realize.  By having this armory, it shows that artifacts can be gathered in Ichabod’s world in a similar fashion to how we collect tools and guns.  Does he come off a little paranoid?  Maybe to some, but check out how many different hammers and screwdrivers you or your ‘Fix-It Friends’ have.  Pretty much the same thing here.

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Eight Steps to Establishing Your Author Brand

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Ciao, SEers. I’m just getting back into the groove after a long overdue trip back to the homeland. No, not Italy, although that’s on my bucket list. We went back to Pennsylvania to celebrate my daughter’s high school graduation with the extended family. A great time was had by all. We extended our trip, which put me even further behind, but it is worth it to see loved ones, even if we ran ourselves ragged.

Anyway…

Who are you?My series on creating a media kit seemed to be helpful to writers, so I thought I’d discuss something that coordinates with the media kit—author branding. Having worked for several years as a corporate identity specialist in my “real” job, those principles are transferrable and I want to give you a quick checklist that might help you out.

So, without further ado, here are eight steps to author branding cohesion.

1. You Are…

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Guest Post: Writing the Opposite Sex by C.S. Boyack (THE ENHANCED LEAGUE NOW ON AMAZON!) #baseball #shortstories #scifi

(Today I have a special guest whose newest short story collection has just been released.  A few of these stories focus on female characters, so I asked him to talk about authors writing the opposite sex.  So, give a warm welcome and let’s have a friendly chat in the comments.)

Thanks for the invite, Charles, and thanks for the idea. I checked back on my blog tour list and a writing lesson is one of the topics. Before I get into it, I want to tell everyone what I’m promoting today.

The Enhanced League is a collection of short stories that tell an overarching story. This is something new for me, because my previous collections were all stand alone stories. It’s the story of a fictional professional baseball league where performance enhancements are left up to the players. It has a science fiction basis, but the stories are human ones.

The individual stories include a lot of female characters. They aren’t players, but business women, scientists, umpires, stadium performers, and one high school girl with bigger dreams.

I’ve gotten compliments before on how well I write female characters, but I never focused on the differences until recently. I guess the first lesson is not to focus on the differences… yet.

I can only present this as a male author writing female characters. I can’t help but think the lessons are applicable either direction. If you have perspective on the flip side, weigh in.

Quite frankly, I usually develop a character before I assign a gender. Which gender will help me make the impact I’m going for? You might want to try that approach yourself.

Women are all humans first. Humans all have strengths and weaknesses, faults, hopes, and dreams. I’ll add in that if you’re writing a main character, they should absolutely want something. None of this has anything to do with their sex, even if they want sex.

If you write your characters this way, you’re going to make your readers happy. We’re all different, and your female characters can be different too. Some are extroverts, others are introverts. Some are forceful, others are more passive in their gyrations. They might be blunt, or passive aggressive.

I think this is really all you need to keep in mind, but I have a little perspective if you want to take it further.

My original character, Lisa Burton the robot girl, is a strong character. When her novel ended, I got tired of her moping around and put her to work. This all started as occasional blog posts where she served as my personal assistant. I commissioned a couple of new art pieces and forged ahead. The posters were very popular, so I promoted her to spokesmodel, and she helps promote my new books. More posters, this time book themed, and her popularity grew.

This led me to opening a Facebook site for her, and that opened my eyes. One of the first things that happened was some man sending her pictures of his genitalia. Recently, another man followed her and started sending stickers, poking, and sending direct messages. I backed him off.

Lisa is an electronic version of ink and paint, plus my own imagination. Keep it in your pants dudes.

This tells us something about men and about women. Men will do some things that are completely disgusting. Women have to be more careful, lest they become victims. Even then there are cross over issues.

Women are not unique when it comes to rape. While it is less common, male rape happens. Electronic stalkers are out there for all of us. Muggers and hackers are pretty indiscriminate about their victims. Still, women are more at risk for this kind of behavior and they might do things differently that a man because of it.

This proves to me there are differences. Not just physical differences, like female NFL players. Under certain circumstances, we act different. Men are more likely to blow off an important date. We forget six month anniversaries, Valentines Day, and birthdays. Women are less likely to do this.

Men are more likely to pull on a mismatched outfit and run out the door. Women tend to think an outfit through, and to clean up.

My original character, Clovis from The Playground, would walk down a dark alley and not even look over his shoulder. He would be the most dangerous thing in that alley. Most women, and some men, might think twice and go around.

Maybe there is a reason why women go to the bathroom in groups. They are also less likely to scratch themselves, or pick their noses in public.

Your female character can be a complete slob and do all of these things. She might still go around the dark alley. Your male character might prefer the tropical drink with the little umbrella, but he may still lean sideways and fart as he drinks it.

I suggest making all of your characters into humans first. (Yes even the aliens and mythical ones, but that’s a different topic.) If you want to demonstrate some differences, make sure they’re in character, and try them out, just make them subtle.

I’d appreciate you checking out The Enhanced League. It’s a 99¢ book and if you even like one story it’s worth the money.

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Cover Art by Sean Harrington

Blurb: The Enhanced league is a collection of short stories and anthems centered around a year in a fictional baseball league. It has a slight science fiction background. This league has a lot more pomp than you might be used to, and nobody seems to care if the players use performance enhancing drugs.

Stories involve existing heroes, up and comers, and falling stars. While there are the obvious stories that take place on the field of play, there are also human interest stories that take place around the baseball gyrations. These stories involve scouting, trades, ruthless business decisions, and even relationships.

I enjoyed researching and bringing you The Enhanced League, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. — CB

THE ENHANCED LEAGUE ON AMAZON!

I was born in a town called Elko, Nevada. I like to tell everyone I was born in a small town in the 1940s. I’m not quite that old, but Elko has always been a little behind the times. This gives me a unique perspective of earlier times, and other ways of getting by. Some of this bleeds through into my fiction.

I moved to Idaho right after the turn of the century, and never looked back. My writing career was born here, with access to other writers and critique groups I jumped in with both feet.

I like to write about things that have something unusual. My works are in the realm of science fiction, paranormal, and fantasy. The goal is to entertain you for a few hours. I hope you enjoy the ride.

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Family Man

Despicable Me

The Provider
The Protector
The Repairman
The Outdoor Cook
The Empty Seat at Dinner

The Family Man
Many roles to play
Some choose one and hold
While others forge new niches
The Stay-At-Home

Times change the needs
More than a wallet or hammer
Diapers need changing
Homework needs checking
The Caretaker

Put on a tiara for her
And sip the invisible tea
Be his sidekick
And fight the villains on the couch
The Playmate

The Family Man
Is no longer defined
By work hours and wages
Home now requires
A tender masculine touch

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Some context here because the poem got away from me.  It was supposed to be about Ichabod Brooks and him being a family man.  This is a popular topic in The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks because he brings his wife and son up at least once per adventure  Yet, I thought of myself and how I’m different from him.  He’s certainly more of ‘The Provider’ in the stories since I don’t show him at home where he does a lot of kid stuff.  Anyway, the Stay-At-Home father is fairly new just as men being more involved in child-rearing.  It’s a change that causes a lot of confusion and criticism for some people.  I remember taking my son out food shopping in the middle of the day and I’d get strange looks.  Older people would even tell me that women are naturally better at feeding, diaper changes, and everything else.  I’d never get a response when I pointed out that I’ve done more of that than my wife, especially because of her Post-Partum issues.  I think the family dynamic is changing a lot for fathers, but the conversation doesn’t come up as often.  I’m looked at as a failure because I’m not working 3 jobs to provide and give my wife the time to stay home.  Does it hurt?  It used to, but I know I’m creating a bond with my son that I wouldn’t have if I was working myself to death.  Makes me wonder if fathers have to work harder to bond with their kids because we don’t have the initial contact that comes from the early stuff.  Hard for me to say since I’ve been hands on since before my son was born.  Never missed a single OBGYN appointment with the wife and people find it weird that I’m proud of that.

Anyway, that’s kind of where I’m coming from.  Mostly because I see so many discussions about parenthood and I can’t really get involved because I’m in a different situation.  People don’t like it if a guy steps in and points out that they’re a stay-at-home who isn’t like what they’re complaining about.  You’re really looked at as a freak on the Internet more than in the real world.  Not sure why.

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