7 Tips to Designing Fictional Inventions

Not sure how else to explain this one because it doesn’t always come up in a story.  You might not have to design anything new for your world.  Then again, you might have to come up with something since a modern device makes no sense for the cultures and tech that you already have.  Can’t have a toilet without indoor plumbing after all.  Well, you could if you tweaked things.  Still, it’s best to have some kind of plan and that isn’t easy even with gnomes.

  1. Consider your starting technology level before you settle on an idea.  If you’re sticking with strict medieval European standards then you aren’t going to be moving far away from those.  This is because of the mindset of those who live in your world.  They won’t jump from water wheels to nuclear fusion.  Advancements need to be logical and not leap too far ahead of what already exists.
  2. The inventor can be a crazy outcast since they’re trying to introduce a life changing device or concept.  At least, people will think they’re insane.  This is only if inventors are rare too.  If there’s an entire culture built around advancing technology then people won’t be too shaken.  Still, you can’t have them accept these things right away too because change is scary.  Find that balance between caution and acceptance that will fit with your world.  Also, not every inventor needs Einstein hair and the hygiene of a teenager who thinks deodorant once a week is getting the job done.
  3. You don’t have to make your fictional inventions identical to something we can find in our world.  The needs and resources might be different in your world, so a variation can be created.  For example, the addition of magic can be used to design refrigerators without the cooling technology of Earth.  Look at what you have and see where you can go with it.  Also, why does it go from refrigerator to fridge?  Where does the ‘d’ come from?
  4. Having a culture that is more advanced and creates new technology can help, but it doesn’t always work.  They have to be willing and able to share what they’ve created.  If they are making things that only work in their kingdom then it won’t be found in other regions.  Maybe they fear neighbors becoming their equals and want to retain items that give them an edge.  It would be a localized advancement.  This is why I had the gnomes of Windemere spread out and happy to share.  It explains why things like indoor plumbing are becoming more common worldwide instead of solely in gnome cities.
  5. Not every invention you introduce has to be geared towards battle, adventuring, travel, and medicine.  There is nothing wrong with introducing advancements in clothing, entertainment, or food.  These are important aspects of culture, which we don’t always look at as places where inventing can occur.  Yet, they can be advanced with new materials.
  6. Explosions are fun when showing inventors, but they aren’t necessary . . . They are really fun to write though.
  7. Inventions don’t always have to work perfectly.  Prototypes can be used by heroes, which means things can go wrong.  We have things break all the time in our world, so why not in fiction?  This means that they can be seen as unreliable items, which are a source of story suspense.  It really works if they invention has already acted up or failed once, but they’re still trying.
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Lunar Boogie #NewBook by C.S. Boyack

Today I’m very pleased to welcome Lisa Burton, C.S. Boyack’s robot assistant to my blog. As Craig’s spokeperson, she is here to tell you all about …

Lunar Boogie #NewBook by C.S. Boyack
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Teaser Tuesday: Entering Ikol Tower #vampires #fantasy

Cover Art by Alison Hunt

Good time to show off a little bit of the action in War of Nytefall: Savagery.  With there being so many puzzles for Clyde to solve, it’s really tough to find a non-spoiler part to share.  So, have fun this intro to one the more maddening challenges.  At least for Clyde because the rest of us will enjoy the fun.

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Inventions that Help Me as an Author

Another idea that was presented by Bia Bella Baker was writing an invention that I either loved or hated.  This was tough for two reasons.  First is that I can’t think of a single invention that I specifically love and would write a whole post about.  Second is that I don’t want to bash anything that others love, which would get messy in the comments.  Instead, I’m picking ten inventions that affect me as an author and putting them in picture form with a small explanation.  Pictures 2-10 are from a Yahoo Image Search.

The Slinky that I always grab when I need to think at my desk. It’s like my meditative focus at this point.

I do all of my planning by hand, so erasers are essential tools. I’d be responsible for the death of so many trees if I couldn’t erase and rewrite.

Of course, I need a pencil too. These mean that I don’t have to sharpen them, so I can work in places that are far away from a sharpener.

Notebooks. My oldest and truest tool. Been using these to plan my stories since 1995.

Was anybody really surprised on this one? I use pizza as a reward for finishing a project.

I used to be a heavy soda drinker, but I pulled back on the colas. I still like bubbly stuff, so seltzer hits the right spot without the sugar.

I was I could use mine more often, but the pandemic has my schedule in a messed up state. Still, this allows me to exercise in the privacy of my room. Very helpful for someone as self-conscious as myself.

I love my weighted blanket. This helps me sleep alongside my sleep apnea mouthpiece.

Having really bad anxiety at times, this helps me avoids panics during the harshest days. I start it up at night before I go to bed when I really need it.

Greatest invention for an author. Sure, pictures can tell a story, but words are what I work with.

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Don’t Talk Like That: Talking Heads

Hi SErs! Harmony here 🙂 Today, I’d like to take another look at dialogue. Because this is such a large topic, I have spread the topic over a few …

Don’t Talk Like That: Talking Heads
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Executive Decision

I really didn’t want to publish Lunar Boogie over a weekend, but reality hit me sometime Saturday night. Once I go back to the office, I’m not going …

Executive Decision

NEW RELEASE from C.S.Boyack!

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Some Mother’s Day Funnies

Title pretty much says it all.  Enjoy.

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Goal Post: End of the Longest Run of the School Year

Man, this was a week.  I’m just drained both physically and emotionally.  The week didn’t end on the best note with a project screw up.  Don’t you hate it when you work hard to set something up, it moves on to someone else, and they just let it crash to the ground?  It makes my heart hurt to see my hard work get destroyed by the callous narcissism of another person.  Let’s categorize the week.

Parenting

My son had his next two tests.  He passed English Language Arts and Math the previous week, so we were on to Science and Social Studies.  Health made a last minute appearance yesterday, but that test was beyond my reach.  Basically, he was already with his mom at that point.  I got him ready for the other two though.  Passed both with stellar grades.  He passed the health one too, so he went 5 for 5.  Only thing that went wrong was a project that didn’t work out so well.

Last weekend, my son and I did get to have some fun.  He was annoyed at there being no promise of video games.  Yet, we enjoyed walking through a nature preserve, bought a bunch of Star Wars Lego sets, and he got to have a playdate with a friend he hasn’t seen since his birthday last summer.  Really glad we finally got that to work out since it’s been routinely undone.  I think we did get some video game time in with studying and some art.  He’s working on another collection that will be posted at some point.  School has been busy, so not much drawing time.  Hope that changes soon, but we have two months left.  Things show slow down a bit in June.

The video game situation did backfire after he passed his other two big tests.  No homework mean Lego DC Villains.  I forgot to take my Dramamine since the screen goes wild, especially since we learned how to switch characters and unlocked some fliers.  I made it an hour before I could barely function.  The things I do to make my son smile and enjoy life.  I mean, I don’t regret it at all.  He’s happy and that’s worth the nausea and ensuing pain.

School/Work

AP Exams!  For those that don’t know, these are big subject exams where the scores are sent to colleges.  Not every student takes them seriously, but they all have to take them if they’re in an AP class.  I was one of the proctors and this was a more grueling job than I imagined.  Don’t get me wrong.  It was nice to be chosen and it breaks up the usual schedule, but you spend most of the day silently watching students and a clock.  I have a full week of it coming up, but we get Thursday off.  I assume for the release of ‘Castlevania’ Season 4 . . . Okay, it’s really for Eid.  I’m just going to binge watch the final season of ‘Castlevania’.  This got off-topic, but I can’t really go into details here.

Car

Blasted thing had a slow leak in a tire.  I can’t be without a car, so I had to keep refilling the tire every time I got home from work.  Finally brought it in for repair and yearly inspection last night.  So, I’m without a car for today.  That’s fine.  Family is visiting for Mother’s Day, so I’m not going anywhere.  Get to spend some time with my niece, which is always fun.

Writing

This is an author’s blog.  I think.  Do I still hold the title?  I got a little bit of outlining done, but I kept coming home tired.  The best I could do was a few chapter outlines over the course of breaks during the testing.  Might get more done next week.  I’m running into challenges with ‘Tales of the Slumberlord’.  Well, at least with the outline I’m working on now.  The heroes already got to where they wanted by the end of the first act, which means I have two more to work with.  It’s tough working with a character who stumbles into success because they can’t have extended plans.  It might be a short 1st and 3rd act with a weaving 2nd one where they try to avoid getting in trouble.  I do have a lot that needs to happen with a few jobs, villains stumbling into their demise, twists, turns, and Darwin driving at least two people mad.  Might finish this one tonight and move on to the next tomorrow.  Fingers crossed.

With the blog, I did some of the June posts.  I hope to finish those next week, but it’s slow going.  Making a poem for each of my stories is harder than I imagined.  Trying to make a topic list for July too.  All I’ve got now is writing a post to explain the term ‘Plot Armor’.  Are there any other literary terms like that?

TV

Nada.  It was on at some points, but I kind of tossed on the news and stared at the ceiling fan.  I started watching ‘Rosario + Vampire’, which is a harem anime.  Basically, bunch of attractive girls are trying to seduce one guy who meets his true love in the first few minutes anyway.  It’s a real anime thing that’s done primarily for laughs.  The twist here is that the main character is a human who accidentally enrolled in a school for monsters.  So, you have a vampire, succubus, witch, and ice fairy that are interested in him.  I liked the manga because they were really creative on the monsters and the plot was good.  The anime is more about skirts being flipped up and jiggling.  It’s stuck on my ‘Continue Watching’ list and I need something to sacrifice as background noise.  Just stalling until ‘Castlevania’ Final Season, ‘Lucifer’ Final Season, and ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’ Season 3 that come out in the coming weeks.

Goals

  1. Finish at least 2 outlines.
  2. Watch ‘Castlevania’
  3. School/work
  4. Biking, but without draining myself like last week
  5. Time with family
  6. Work on a puzzle that is already missing pieces (I can order the missing ones if I know which ones they are.)
  7. Laundry . . . Crap, that’s what the buzzing is about.

Final bit of fun is a Lego set I made specifically for myself. He’s sitting on my desk now.

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Questions 3: Autism and You

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Let’s kind of finish out the weekly topic by opening the floor.  I’m still deciding on if I’m going to make a post about a character that I’m thinking of doing.  This is my next big hero who may be autistic since he had similar behaviors, but not enough that I think he would be on the spectrum.  Anyway, that’s not what this post is about.  This is about what you know or thought you knew.

  1. What is a myth about autism that you once believed?
  2. What is something about autism that surprised you?
  3. What is your experience with autism?

The reason I’m doing these questions is because I think people have more experience with autism than we realize.  There are many misconceptions that go around too, so knowing what other people know can help.  I’m sure these can come off as personal, so I don’t expect people to leave their comfort zone to answer.

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Immortal Wars: Light, Blood, & Tears Part 17

(Disclaimer: A warning to those who continue.  This is a sequel to a previous story.  Both of these were written in the mid-1990’s.  While the first one was slightly edited and vanity press published, this one has not been touched in over 20 years.  I figure I should do something with it and people may get a laugh or fright from how I used to be.  Every author comes from somewhere, so this is part of my origin.  To that end, I am deeply sorry for whatever nightmares I will inflict on the literary world and the American English language.  Enjoy?)

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Adriana and Tegam are currently wandering around King’s Plaza and they have already hit three other malls.  Tegam is moving slowly while a high stack of multi-colored parcels block his view and weigh him down.  Adriana is quickly moving in front of him and looking at all of the stores around them.  She finally finds a store with fancy outfits and a pretty big lingerie section.  Tegam gladly puts the stack of boxes down and he slumps against the nearest wall.

“May I help you?” asks a young lady as Adriana starts looking through a rack of fancy dresses.  She pulls out a beautiful dress made out of red satin with a black velvet jacket.

“Do you know if this kind of dress comes in any smaller sizes?  It looks way too long.  It also appears to be a little too tight in the bust area,” says Adriana.

“I’ll go check what we have in storage.”  The young lady disappears behind a nearby doorway while Adriana takes the dress into the dressing room.

“Having fun Tegam?  You look like you aren’t enjoying yourself,” mentions Adriana before she comes out of the little room.  She almost trips over the long skirt of the dress, but she manages to grab hold of the wall.  Her hand leaves an imprint in the wall from where she grabbed it.  She is having a little bit of a problem breathing because the dress is practically crushing her chest.

“How do I look in this?  Besides the fact that my face is starting to turn blue and I’m afraid that I will trip over my own feet.”

“You look good.  Can I go now?” replies Tegam.

“No.  I need you to carry my new wardrobe.  Besides, we only have one mall to hit after this one before we return to the shuttle.  Try to show some patience and I promise that you will be rewarded.”

The young lady comes back with a smaller version of the dress that Adriana is wearing and hands it to her.  Even though the new dress is smaller, the top of it is bigger than the first dress.  Adriana takes the dress and goes back into the changing room in order to put it on.

“Excuse me.  Is your friend some kind of fashion model?  I mean she certainly has the body for it.  And it would help explain how she could afford all those clothes and the one she’s trying on,” says the young lady.  Tegam looks up at her and smiles as a funny thought crosses his mind.  But he knows that if he says what he is thinking, Adriana would make his life even worse than it is now.

“Yeah.  She’s a model.  I’m her cousin and she wanted to go shopping since it’s her first time in New York City.  Adriana spends most of her time either in her French estate or where she was born in Italy.  You probably haven’t seen her because she mostly models jewelry and shoes.  They don’t usually show her entire body.  Except when she does lingerie shows,” explains Tegam as Adriana walks up behind him in the outfit that she walked into the store with.

“My cousin.  He is such a blabbermouth.  I really wanted to do some shopping without anyone knowing what I do for a living.  Like I don’t get enough attention because of my looks.  But a pretty woman like you probably already knows about that kind of attention,” Adriana says with a slight Italian accent.  She gives off an award-winning smile and hands back the dress that fit her and a credit card.

“I’ll go get you a receipt and bag your purchase.”  The young woman takes a few minutes to get back with the dress and the receipt.  Adriana signs the small piece of paper and she is walking out of the store when she hears a loud crash to her right.  She looks over to the escalators and sees three big guys beating up on a small child.  The little kid, who looks about ten-years-old, is wearing dirty clothes and he has a metal cup that jingles with coins in his left hand.

“Fucking bastards.  I’ll teach them to pick on a kid.  Especially a homeless kid that only wants money for food.  I’ll be right back, Tegam,” whispers Adriana.  She walks toward the trio of men with an angry look on her face.  She gently taps the biggest one on the shoulder and smiles at him once he turns around.

“What the hell do you want, bitch?  We’re busy with this piece of trash,” he says.  His breath reeks of Jack Daniels and marijuana.

“Nothing, jackass.”  She kicks him hard in the gut and the impact sends the large man into the escalator.  The blow knocks him unconscious and his limp body is carried up to the next level of the mall.  His two friends just look at Adriana and each of them pulls out a switchblade.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me.  After what I just did to your friend, you two still want to fight me.  Let me help you make a much smarter decision.”  She swiftly grabs one of the blades and rolls up her sleeve.  The man whose knife she stole runs away when he watches Adriana stab herself and not even bleed.  The other man remains calm enough to make a quick slash at Adriana’s stomach.  She grabs his hand and terrifies him when she bends the steel blade with her pinky finger.

“You haven’t heard the end of this.  We’ll be back to get the kid,” the guy says as he sprints toward the exit of the mall.

“I hope you bring better dialogue with you.  Are you okay, kid?”  Adriana picks the kid up and wipes away some tears from his face.  With a closer look she realizes that the boy is much younger than she thought.  He couldn’t possibly be older than seven or eight.

“Thanks, lady.  Those guys wanted the money that I made today,” replies the kid between sobs.  His black hair and rough skin are not covered in dirt, so Adriana thinks that he does have a place to get a bath and haircuts.  His clothes are ripped, but not terribly and they look like the kind that one would give to a charity.

“Do you have anyone to go home to?  Like parents or some kind of guardian.  Or are you on your own?” asks Adriana.  Tegam finally walks over and drops the heavy stack of parcels in a heap on the floor.

“Nope.  I’m all that I’ve got.  Except for the local charities, the occasional nice person, and soup kitchens.  I know how to survive if I have to.  But thanks for helping me out of trouble, ma’am.”

“Hey, kid.  You look hungry.  Let me buy you something and we can talk about how big a problem this city has.  I’m haven’t been here in a long time, so I’m a little curious about the darker changes.  ”  Adriana takes the kid’s hand and she nods to Tegam to take the packages.  They quickly get some burgers and fries while they sit down and start to talk.

“Well, I have to admit.  The city has gotten better and there are less homeless people on the streets.  More soup kitchens and missions are around these days.  But money is still a problem.  Money is a problem for the ones on the street and the ones that have too many citywide problems to deal with.  People like me tend to get over-looked.  A lady like you must think its weird that a kid like me knows so much,” says the boy.  He grabs a handful of fries and stuffs them into his mouth.  Adriana is listening intently and she slowly begins to notice things disappearing from the table.  None of the silverware or the condiments are left except for the peppershaker.

“I could understand that.  No city has an endless supply of money no matter what some people think.  But if someone where to make a big donation directly to city hall with directions of how to use the money.  I have a few large bank accounts that I could use and they are very easy to replenish if I put my mind to it.  I think I can actually help this city out before I have to get down to business,” mentions Adriana in a whisper to no one in particular.

“That would be great, but you shouldn’t spend a lot of money on people like me.  We’ll always find some way to survive.”

Tegam interrupts by saying, “The fund that she is talking about has over twenty million dollars in it.  She works the stock markets as well as doing some other types of business.  Basically, it is always growing and it is the center of her business empire.  She could give away two million and not have a thing to worry about.  Not to get off the topic, but who were those three men that were beating up on you?”

“They’re a bunch of college seniors that don’t like homeless people like me being in public places.  Cops don’t usually catch them because they have to tend to my injuries first.  And if the cops do catch them, those guys never get kept in jail for too long because they have friends get them out.  But I don’t think that they’ll mess with me after what she did to the big one.  I can’t believe you sent him flying so far.”  As if in answer, about seven guys start walking toward their table.  The one in the lead is the one that threatened to come back after Adriana.

“There she is.  Let’s mess her up!” their supposed leader yells.

“You two keep talking.  My turn to have some fun today and these goofs will do just nicely for a little stress relief,” whispers Tegam.  He stands up and quickly cartwheels over to the angry group of teenagers.

“Get the hell out of our way, freak.  Go back to the circus and get the fuck out of handsome face,” says a tall, black-haired man.  Tegam suddenly does several flips in the air and his feet smashes into the man’s face with every flip.  When Tegam stops hitting him, the guy collapses to the ground.

“He ain’t handsome anymore!  I’d recommend that the six of you rush me and try to pin me down.  It could make things easier for you and it would make the fight seem more realistic.”  The six guys jump at the man in the jester outfit, but Tegam jumps into the air to meet them.  He gets one of them in the throat with a quick kick.  As the stunned body crashes to the ground, Tegam slams an elbow onto the back of the neck of another one.

“Bet that hurt.  Who’s next?”  One of them throws a chair at Tegam while another attempts to tackle him.  They take him down hard and the metal chair leaves a nasty gash on his forehead.  The man that tackled Tegam is still holding him from behind and trying to lock in a sleeper hold.  It takes a couple of seconds for Tegam to roll onto all fours and push off with all of his strength.  Both of them go flying into the air and hit the ceiling very hard.  The guy takes all of the impact and lets go of Tegam.

“This isn’t worth it.  Let’s get out of here,” one of them mutters.  The ones that can still move start to run away, but they don’t get very far.  Tegam picks up two wooden tables and he hurls them at the four college seniors.  All of them get nailed in the back and collapse in a groaning pile.

“Nice job, jester.  But I think that after that little brawl we should get going.  Last thing we need is the cops showing up and seeing you regenerate.  Good-bye, kid,” says Adriana as she pushes all of the bags and boxes into Tegam’s hands.  They disappear into the crowd and the kid is left confused.  He puts his hands into his pockets and begins to walk away when he feels a roll of paper.  The boy smiles when he sees that Adriana had stuffed a wad of singles into his pocket.

*****

A few hours later on the evening news:

“This just in.  A bundle of money was recently dropped off in the mayor’s office with a note.  The note said that this money, which amounts to three million in American currency, is to be used for only one thing.  This money was given to city hall in order to be used to help the missions, soup kitchens, and any other helpful organizations of our city.  The secret donator of this money has mentioned that if it is discovered that any of this money was used for something else, the city will be attacked.  In order to make proof on the threat, the mysterious writer says to look for freakish humans to cause destruction through the city in the upcoming week.  The mayor has said that he will wait three days for this proof before using the money to do as the note has instructed.  But he will increase protection around the entire city and will be ready to get help from the National Guard if needed.  We will keep you updated as best as we can.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.”

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