Special Teaser: Not the Type of Hero I Want to Be

The Hobbit

It’s not Tuesday, but I wanted to put up a Darwin teaser to get people ready for more down the road.  A while back, I did his first appearance, which was a little goofy.  This is a better look at how he starts out.  As you can tell, Darwin isn’t exactly bounding into adventure with excitement and has some issues with change.  Need to decide if I want to show him using his first spell here as well.  It isn’t like it’s a secret that he’s going to have magic at some point.

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The pony stomps its foot and stares at Darwin, who is quietly sitting in the wagon with the reins held loosely in his hands. Thinking the animal wants him to leave, he slips out of the seat and places the straps on a small hook. A loud snort draws his attention to a large basket of carrots and he takes one for himself. The moment he takes a bite, the pony spits at his boots and tenses its muscles in preparation of kicking him if he gets within range. Realizing his mistake, Darwin rummages through a second basket to pull out an apple and hurries to give their ride a snack. A few of the gathered halflings laugh behind their hands at the befuddled expression on the animal’s face before it accepts the offer. A small whinny and whip of its tail shows it is happy once more. Proud of his victory, Darwin lifts himself onto his and walks away from the wagon while chewing on the carrot. Stopping next to Arlinger, he grins at Mayor Shellup and swiftly imitates his cousin’s stance.

“Where are my parents?” Darwin asks, his happy expression abruptly changing to one of worry. He hurries to the wagon and climbs onto the crates to scan the crowd, but he cannot see anyone from his family. “They told us to go ahead while they finish work. I thought they were going to say good-bye. I haven’t said good-bye yet. We can’t leave until I say good-bye to my parents and sisters and brothers and grandfather and the cows. That’s bad manners and rude and disrespectful. Right, Arlinger? You feel the same way.”

“I do, but I don’t think we can wait,” the blonde halfling answers with a sigh. He watches the mayor while tightening the straps of his buckler and adjusting the dented shortsword on his belt. “You said this food has to reach Soltis in two days, which means we have to leave now. The pony is going to get tired pretty quickly with all of those crates, so we’re going to have to make plenty of stops along the way. The village is depending on us to get this job right. Besides, we said good-bye when we left the house, Darwin.”

“That was regular good-bye. Not long-time good-bye,” he says while bouncing on his toes. He jumps to the ground and falls on his face, which gives several villagers an excuse to turn away and hide the shame in their eyes. “This isn’t fair. I know Goldmeadow needs us to do this because everyone else is busy. I want to help, but I want to say good-bye. That’s what people are supposed to do when they go away. Otherwise, they might not come back and everyone will be sad that they didn’t get that thing my parents told me about. Kind of like when you shut a door and feel satisfied . . . Closure!”

Mayor Shellup hands Darwin the map and gives the younger halfling’s shoulder a tight squeeze in the hopes of calming him down. “I know this is difficult since neither of you have ever left the village, but we need your help. Urian Coy has promised us valuable seeds in exchange for food. With his payment, we can set up new farms and improve our chances of surviving the harsh months. Think of this as an adventure, so you can return to tell your family and friends stories of your time away. You enjoy stories, Darwin. You’ve loved those since you were a small child. Now, you can be the hero in the tales we all share.”

“I don’t want to be a hero who doesn’t say good-bye,” Darwin whimpers before he trudges back to the wagon.

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Poetry Day: Blame a Generation

Peacock that got right next to me. Sadly, a bunch of kids chased the poor thing away soon after the picture.

(Picture has nothing to do with this.  Pretty sure this may ruffle feathers though.  The generation war has gotten worse since I wrote the poem in 2011.  Though, I still stand by a big part of it.  Feel like my generation was promised success if we simply worked hard, went to college, and followed the rules.  Many of us have debt, depression, anxiety, and a sense that we wasted a big chunk of our lives following rules that no longer applied to reality.  I’ll be writing over here when the comments come in.)

They call us lazy

Untested brats

We do not deserve

That which we want

Because we never work

*

Maybe they are right

We seek pleasure

More than toiling sweat

But who is true to blame

If this is how we grew

*

We are a generation

Composed of fostered dreamers

Raised on hopes and promises

Told to grab the stars

We can be whatever we wish to be

*

Then the world will turn

We hit the age

Where dreams have not been met

And we refuse to give release

Accepting failure as our fate

*

The elders change their sides

Yelling for us to sway

Expecting us

To recognize defeat

And join the toiling masses

*

They misunderstand us

And we do the same to them

Battles will ensue

As we grip the dreams

That gave our life a purpose

*

Who can you blame?

The stubborn dreamers

Preparing to self-destruct

Or the angry elders

Who helped to forge our fervor?

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Start of Summer Memes

I’m being lazy.  Enjoying the start of summer break here.  Have some laughs and we’ll meet up tomorrow for a rough poem.  All images found with a Google Image Search.

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Check This Out: Coming Up Short

With me on the blog today is the fabulous Laurie Morrison, who is here to talk about her latest middle grade novel, Coming Up Short, released on June…

Check This Out: Coming Up Short
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WRITING AND PRE-RELEASE DAY CHECKLIST

Hi SEers! Denise here to talk about an exciting and stressful time, getting a book ready for release. After you receive your book back from beta …

WRITING AND PRE-RELEASE DAY CHECKLIST
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The Knuckleheads Tour with Dan Antion #Newbook

Today I am very excited to welcome Dan Antion to Fiction Favorites. Dan is a blogging buddy with one of the most successful blogs, No Facilities. He …

The Knuckleheads Tour with Dan Antion #Newbook
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Happy National Tapioca Day! (It was either this or Insurance Awareness Day)

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Eat while enjoying the action adventure of Legends of Windemere 1-15 for $2.99/volume.  Volume 1 is FREE!

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Skip the pudding and go right to the fang-filled fun of War of Nytefall 1-8 for $2.99/volume!

Cover Art by Alison Hunt

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My Summer Plans

It’s the first weekday since my Summer Vacation started.  I was thinking of getting a summer job, but I thought better.  This school year was tough and the chronic health issues I ended up battling at random intervals didn’t help.  Need to give my body, mind, and heart a rest.  It’ll be the next school year before I know it, so I have 2 months to relax and do some personal projects.  So, what’s the overall plan?

  1. Write Darwin & the Halfling Hunt
  2. Possibly write Darwin & the Avenging Elf
  3. Bike every other day
  4. Time with my son when he’s not in camp.
  5. Sleep in when I can
  6. Make sure I hydrate properly
  7. Eat healthier lunches like fruit or hummus
  8. Prepare September posts for blog when I only have 20 minutes free
  9. Clear some shows off the ‘to watch’ pile
  10. Get back into cooking some dinners
  11. Finish this ‘Witcher’ puzzle
  12. Stay cool
  13. Relax
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The Five Monotremes: Yes, These are Real Animals

Monotreme–  an egg-laying mammal

I’m pretty sure everyone just thought of a specific one.  Yet, there are five species.  One is the platypus and the other four are types of echidna.  All are listed as critically endangered due to habitat loss and overhunting.  Bushfires, drought, and invasive predator species are other threats.  At least, that’s what some sites said.  Others said only two of the echidnas are critically endangered while the rest are fine.  Still with me?  I’m guessing at least one person isn’t sure what an echidna is, so I’ll explain.

Echidna:

  • Also called spiny anteaters, but not related to true anteaters.
  • There is the short-beaked echidna, Eastern long-beaked echidna, Western long-beaked echidna, and Sir David’s Echidna aka Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna.  (They don’t actually have beaks.)
  • When threatened, they will try to bury themselves with their spines aimed up.  If they can’t dig, they roll into a ball.
  • Males have spurs that secrete a milky substance during breeding season. (This is important for later.)
  • They have no teeth.
  • They can feel vibrations through their nose.
  • Both males and females have pouches.
  • No, they don’t punch people when angry.
  • Babies are called puggles.

Eastern Long-Beaked Echidna

Short-Beaked Echidna

Sir David’s Echidna

Western Long-Beaked Echidna

So, what about the platypus?

  • They are REAL animals that look like a combination of a duck, otter, and beaver.
  • They aren’t green or spies.
  • Males have venomous spurs on their hide legs.  Venom isn’t deadly, but it hurts.
  • Under ultraviolet light, their fur glows green and blue.
  • A platypus bill has tens of thousands of sensory receptors to allow them to sense things underwater.
  • Platypuses (and echidnas) don’t have stomachs, but gullets that put food directly into the intestine.
  • Since they don’t have teeth, they scoop up gravel with food to grinding it down.

Platypus

Let’s get to the videos.

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Goal Post: Summer Break Has Begun

Well . . . Here we are.

Yesterday was the last day of the 2021-2022 school year.  I survived in technically one piece.  My son did great as far as his grades go.  Things have been cleaned up and the work clothes have been put away for 2 months.  Seriously, I don’t want to wear slacks and dress shirts until September.  So, what to do now?

My summer is going to be simple because I’m tired.  When I have time with my son, I’m going to do stuff with him.  Unless he wants to play his new Pokemon game, which will be him playing on one side of the room and me writing on the other.  We’ll see how this system works.  I could very easily get drawn into what he’s doing or be needed for help at various points.  He is at the age where he needs to entertain himself, but it’s tough since I mostly did schoolwork with him for the last 10 months.  We have a lot of cartoons and movies to catch up on. Before anybody says it, we will be going outside when the weather is good and not too hot.

The big thing is going to be getting back into writing.  I’m into chapter 5 of Slumberlord Chronicles: Darwin & the Halfling Hunt and I should be able to get into chapter 9 of 18 by Wednesday.  The plan is to finish this book before the end of July and take maybe a day before jumping into Darwin & the Avenging Elf.  This way, I should be able to get both books done or at least close to done before the next school year.  If the past year is any example, I won’t be getting any writing time.  So, this will give me 3 finished novels that I can start working on publishing after some editing.  Printing out the books and hand-editing during lunch and prep period worked out really well.  I’m still hoping to publish Do I Need to Use a Dragon? (Fantasy Writing Tips) sometime this year if I can get the pieces together.  Dragging my feet on the blurb, the pricing, and the usual post-editing stuff.

Another thing I need to focus on is health.  I’m leery about mentioning what I’m planning since people always pounce on this subject.  You can’t mention a dietary change without someone declaring why it’s a bad move or how it can be improved regardless of you asking for that input.  Seriously, it’s stressful and difficult to take such steps like exercising every other day or cutting out a favorite food.  Pouncing like that is an easy way to get a person to give up before they even start.  I’m saying this as someone who is still on the fence because several people have already told him why he shouldn’t do what he is about to do.

I’m going to add yogurt and grapefruit to my diet as well as severely limit, but not fully eliminate, fast food.  Going to drink primarily water too with a soda maybe once a week, but only if I get fast food.  Looking into finding gourmet salads too, which I can have with a simple marinated chicken for dinner at times.  For a month, I’m going to be doing all the cooking, which means plenty of leftovers too.  Might keep it up after that, but then I get stressed over all of the critiques and complaints.  Avoiding stress is another thing that I have to do during the summer.  We’ll see how that goes.

Funny thing is that I know I have a ‘Summer Goals’ post coming up on Monday.  So, I’m not sure if those have changed, but I’m too lazy to check.  We’ll see what happens.  I think a few of the items were already finished because I realized the next day that I shouldn’t put them off like the September (and October) posts.

So, goals of the week?

  1. Write more Darwin & the Halfling Hunt.
  2. Zoo trip with son.
  3. Fireworks show.
  4. Visit family.
  5. Grocery shopping to prepare for camp and dinners.
  6. Start a new puzzle.
  7. Get a haircut.
  8. Hydrate!
  9. Maybe start ‘The Boys’ Season 3 or something else.  Depends on my mind.  Still on the fence about ‘Umbrella Academy’ Season 3 since I was meh on the second season when I watched it again.
  10. Help son start playing ‘Pokemon Legends: Arceus’.
  11. Figure out party favors for his birthday.

By the way, I made an Instagram post about a Lego set I finished.  Want to see if I can link to it here.  CLICK!

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