Story Length

Hey, SE Readers. Joan with you today. Previously, I talked about the advantages of writing short stories and participating in anthologies. Today, …

Story Length
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Teaser Tuesday: This is NOT an Evil Tree

Is this a spoiler?  Not really because I want this tree on the cover.  In fact, this scene is a variation of what happened in the first game I played as Darwin.  Arlinger and him found evil artifacts and wanted to hide them.  Obviously, we thought very hard about making sure it didn’t cause a problem.  And . . . Well, this is the result.

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“Sleep!” the startled caster shouts with his hands up. The hooded lion crashes to the ground in mid-pounce and he can hear the rest of the pride falling in the grass. “I think I’m getting better. You didn’t get affected this time. Guess my spell was aimed at all of the hooded lions. I didn’t even know the others were around. I’m hungry. Maybe we should have some of the apples I took before we left. They’re in Capple’s sack. Hope he made it home okay.”

“That pony can’t possibly have worse luck than us,” Arlinger laughs as he reaches in to get an apple. The feeling of mush causes him to recoil and he frantically shakes the blackened goo off his hand. “What happened to them? That gunk is making the flames turn green. That can’t be a good thing. I swear, this job is cursed. Sorry, cousin, but I need to rant. We’ve been kicked out of our home, tricked into a fake delivery, lost our food, abandoned by our pony, broke a village, and you now have magic. Aside from that last event, everything else is bad. Are you raising your hand because you know something?”

“I put the bracelet box in the apple bag,” Darwin states before turning it upside down. The foul-smelling goo is about to ooze out, but he swiftly turns the sack right-side up and yanks on the pull strap. “Probably shouldn’t let that stuff out. So, I wanted to clean everything up like you were doing before we went to bed last night. The papers were still on the ground, so I gathered them and put them in the box. There was a pointy glass piece in there, which poked my finger. It didn’t bleed much and I sucked the pain out. You taught me to be smart, so I wrapped the needle in the broken papers then closed the box. I didn’t want you to open it and get hurt, so I put it in the apple bag since you weren’t stealing food from there. Everything worked out fine. Except for the box turning the fruit into stinky mush.”

Rubbing his eyes and yawning, Arlinger takes the bag and holds it closer to the light to find that something inside is twitching. “Definitely cursed and this thing is the cause. We’re not taking it with us. Can’t leave it out in the open because an animal might eat it and turn into a monster. Burning means toxic fumes. Don’t want a person to get it and die. I’ve got it. You’re going to pull fur golems out until you get a few badgers. Have them dig a hole at the base of this tree and we’ll bury this nightmare. Then, we pack up, put out the fire, and walk an hour down the road to find a better place to sleep for the night. Any questions?”

Darwin shakes his head and goes about throwing fur golems out of their bag, but the first three are weasels. Letting the fake animals run into the darkness, he is relieved to get a badger and sends it to dig around the tree’s roots. It takes a few minutes for him to get more of the stronger animals, which results in the camp having a wide variety of furry beasts wandering aimlessly. Letting Arlinger watch over the digging, Darwin hurries to put the fire out by taking dirt from the badgers and tossing it into the shallow pit. It takes several trips for him to reduce the flames to embers and he stands at the edge thinking there is another step. A whistle gets him to turn around and he catches a waterskin, which he promptly empties onto the smoking remains before stomping on the soaked ashes.

“Good-bye cursed box,” Arlinger announces as he drops the sack into the hole.

The opening collapses as soon as the bundle disappears into the darkness, which traps the fake badgers in the earth. A trio of pops tells the halflings that the fur golems have turned back into their original forms. Relieved and tired, they roll up their sleeping bags and swing their backpacks into place. Both stop when they smell a pungent stench and hear creaking branches even though there is no breeze. Illuminated by the blue light of Tavon, the oak shivers and develops a sickly gray color. Branches stretch and twist as if they are trying to flex nonexistent muscles until they stop with a chorus of loud crunches. Acorns fall and burst into puffs of noxious fumes as soon as they hit the ground. For a brief moment, the halflings swear a hideous face emerges from the upper trunk, but it disappears as soon as the shadows shift.

“People are going to be curious about this,” Arlinger admits with a sigh.

“What if you leave a sign?”

“That will make them even more curious about the evil tree.”

“Not if the sign says it’s a good tree.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Carve a note that says it is not an evil tree.”

“That’s . . . Might actually work.”

“It will?”

“People will think the whole thing is a joke and keep walking.”

“I knew it!”

Pulling a knife out of his pocket, Arlinger gingerly approaches the oak and avoids stepping on the exposed roots. He carefully presses the blade into the bark and leans away in case ichor sprays from inside. Nothing happens, so he continues carving the words ‘This is NOT an Evil Tree’ into the trunk. Seeing sludge on the knife, he tosses it into the grass and slowly backs away from the tree. Waving for Darwin to imitate his movements, the halflings leave the tall grass and walk down the road without looking away from the tree. Once they can only see the top, they spin around to rush through the night as fast as they hungry bodies can move.

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Armor: When You Really Don’t Want to Get Pierced

Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail

I think I’ve touched on this long ago, but I redid swords already.  Let’s have a week talking about another piece of equipment.  I mean, you can’t really go into battle without a good suit of armor.  Usually . . . It does seem to be optional when it comes to protagonist.

Armor doesn’t have to be described or explained.  We still have modern versions even if people are using guns instead of bullets.  Makes little sense to focus entirely on offense and not create an object for defense.  So, people wear vests, suits, and helmets to protect our most sensitive parts.  It’s not fully body like the old days, so we focus primarily on the torso and head.  Maybe the upper thighs too since you have that big blood vessel there, which can cause you to bleed out fast if punctured.  On a lower level, you have a cup for the family jewels.  It’s still armor.

Sticking to fiction, armor gets taken for granted or flat out ignored.  I’ve watched a lot of shows where the nameless grunts are in platemail and the named characters are running around in regular clothes.  Either they dodge everything, heal quickly, or have the pain threshold of a mountain even with a hole in their chest.  One could say their armor is their incredibly tough skin, but that gets silly.  In truth, a protagonist only really need armor if you’re going for reality.  Fiction doesn’t require defense items as much as offense, which is kind of strange.  Probably because they’re not as exciting as weapons unless you enchant them.

I think with armor being either cosmetic or not there, many authors don’t think much about them.  Platemail is given to soldiers because that’s what we see.  No thought towards ability to move and speed is made since this is what we’ve always seen them use.  Leather armor goes to thieves, assassins, and any speed fighter.  Those who use magic don’t get anything more than robes because THEN we think about restriction of movement.  All of this comes from how LOTR showed characters without denoting actual armor rules.  So, Dungeons & Dragons and fantasy books followed those standards even though they weren’t really there.

I’ll admit that I’m guilty of this myself.  Most of my characters have been speed and agility, which means they need mobility.  So, I lean towards them wearing clothes that have leather armor or chainmail patches sewn in to protect their vitals.  That’s if they aren’t the Dawn Fangs who regenerated so much that armor was fairly pointless.  Among the Legends of Windemere heroes, Delvin used chainmail and Luke had the patches thing.  Nyx, Dariana, Timoran, and Sari didn’t do armor because of their abilities and upbringing.  So, armor tends to be cultural in some ways.  That might be fairly realistic since every culture had their own type of defense.

Figure I should bring up the issue with female armor too.  There’s a long tradition of what some people call ‘boob armor’.  This is when armor is made for a woman and accentuates their breasts.  You also have skimpy armor, which has no practical value unless it’s enchanted to protect the exposed parts.  I know there’s a small joke that men are so distracted by the sexiness that they either miss or can only hit the armor itself.  Either way, none of this realistic.  They wore the same type of armor as men with any modifications being minor if at all.  I do believe they would bind their chests, which did the same thing as modern sports bras.

Still, who goes for realism with fantasy?  Many people, but there’s a lot more leeway when it comes to armor.  I think audiences really don’t care outside of it being flashy enough for cosplaying.  Protection doesn’t mean much.  I’ve read books where knights in full armor are killed by a slash across the chest even though the normal blade shouldn’t have gotten through the breastplate.  You probably wouldn’t be surprised how often chinks in the armor are found with ease.  It ignores that platemail typically had chainmail and leather beneath to protect the joints.  Again, adding this doesn’t feel necessary since readers don’t seem to truly care.

So, what are your thoughts on armor in fiction?

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Write What You Know? Not Always!

Greetings, SE’ers! Beem Weeks here with you again. Today, I am going to share some brief thoughts on writing those things in which the author may not…

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The Giraffe: Masters of Reaching the Top Shelf

The giraffe is a favorite of children everywhere.  Mostly because it has such a unique appearance with its long neck.  We see them at zoos and you can even find a few at petting zoos for various reasons.  For example, a local place took in a giraffe that was born too short to reach its mother’s nipples.  So, they adopted it to make sure it would survive and now it has a home.  Many places allow you to feed them too, which is always an exciting event.  You get to see their blackish purple tongue up close.  It’s believed to be this color to protect it from UV radiation.  Cool, huh?

The challenge here was figuring out how to post about the giraffe.  I guess for a long time they were seen as only 1 species, which is listed as vulnerable.  Then, they came up with 4 species.  There are also 7-9 subspecies too.  Really starts to make your head spin after a while, especially when you see that the Kordofan and Nubian are critically endangered and others are a variety of lower risks.  I went for the 9 subspecies solely to have more pictures here.  Although, they don’t really look that different.

The big threats to giraffe are deforestation and fragmentation.  This means they are losing their habitat and the range of their remaining territory is being split by human civilization.  Apparently, this can also drag giraffe into danger from civil unrest among our kind.  There’s also poaching, but we shouldn’t be surprised about that.

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Northern Giraffe Subspecies:

Kordofan Giraffe

Nubian Giraffe

West African Giraffe

Rothschild’s Giraffe (Some have this subspecies absorbed into the Nubian subspecies)

Reticulated Giraffe:

Reticulated Giraffe (All by its lonesome)

Southern Giraffe Subspecies:

Angolan Giraffe

South African Giraffe

Masai Subspecies:

Masai Giraffe

Rhodesian Giraffe (Also called the Thornicroft’s Giraffe and the Luangwa Giraffe)

Time for some videos, including one from my Facebook page if it loads right.  It’s when my son got to feed a giraffe for the first time.  I didn’t realize he had stopped feeding the giraffe, who thought I had food.  I didn’t and got shoved by its head.  It’s surprisingly velvet like, but you can tell that it would shatter bones if it decided to haul off and smack you full force.

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Goal Post: Post-Covid Fatigue Sucks!

For those who remember my post from last week, I tested negative for Covid just in time for July 4th.  Don’t start cheering yet.  While my son and I got to play video games and have fun, it was still a low key day.  We got out to the lawn and watched local fireworks though.  Then, it was off to bed.

Uh . . . What else happened?

Guess that’s the crux of my problem.  While I had Covid, I had a cough and some congestion, but not a lot of fatigue.  Now, I feel like I’m being sapped of energy every few hours.  Last night was the worst, so I didn’t get any of the nightly writing done.  I wrote this post and I’m barely able to focus.  My mind wanders off or I plain forget what I was going to do.  Words are elusive and I’m just all around tired.

A good night’s sleep helps out, but I can wear down really fast.  I probably pushed myself too much once I got the negative test.  My son started art camp, so I was driving him to and from there.  Dealt with some unexpected drama as well, which resulted in the first bout of utter exhaustion.  It was around Thursday when I noticed that I had very little in the tank and my appetite isn’t that big.  Surprisingly, biking didn’t wear me down nearly as much as grocery shopping.  The heat might be a factor too.

What does this mean for writing?  Well, I got into Chapter 11 of Darwin & the Halfling Hunt.  I screwed something up though.  An item showed up in the wrong chapter and I wrote an entirely section around it.  My choice was to scrap or alter things going forward to factor in the oopsie.  I went with the latter because it takes less work and it could add a curious dimension to this series-long plot point.  Basically, I might have the items more connected to Darwin’s magic than previously expected.  In fact, his powers have changed to being more about ‘whatever he can rationalize as sleep-related’ instead of a rigid structure, which works for his mind.

I didn’t really answer the previous question.  Well, I still want to write 2 books before school starts up again on August 30th.  I should be able to finish the first one by the end of July if not the middle.  Technically, I only need 10 ‘3 sections per day’ days . . . That is a horrible sentence.  Anyway, a lot of this will depend on my energy.  If I go running around or even just have a few errands, I’ll probably only get a little writing done. I’ll be happy if I hit the school year with 75% of Darwin & the Avenging Elf done.  Things won’t start off crazy for me or my son, so I should be able to clear that before it gets messy.  No ‘I plan on resting until January’ stupidity this time.

In other news, I don’t think I’m doing very well with the diet.  I can’t tell exactly because my appetite comes and goes.  I am doing yogurt and fruit for lunch more often.  My 64 ounce water jug is being used every day and I’m usually finishing it.  I wasn’t drinking a lot of colas to begin with, but this feels like a good step.  Food-wise, I’m working on limiting going out for food.  This week didn’t work out well because Covid stopped me from grocery shopping and then I had a strong desire for Taco Bell and pizza afterwards.  Going to behave this weekend and only get fast food one day.  I think I can do okay with all the yogurt and grapefruit cups I have to cover a lot of other lunches.  One day, I need to check out a local market that has good salads too.  That could be a nice change.

Nothing else really happened this week.  Played video games and watched cartoons with my son when he wasn’t in camp.  By the time he came home there wasn’t much else to do, especially if he had appointments.  We’re slowly working on favor boxes and other things for his 13th birthday party at the end of the month.  Excited about that and really hoping it works out.  No reason it shouldn’t since it’s a mobile arcade and then pizza.

What else?  I’m going to try to watch ‘The Boys’ Season 3 this weekend when I’m not writing.  I’m already up to episode 4 and I don’t think much worse can happen that what I almost saw in the first one.  I say almost because a friend warned me and I averted my eyes once I realized that he wasn’t exaggerating the yikes.  This is a really graphic and over-the-top show, but I find that oddly appealing.  It’s really the story and how well the characters are written/acted though.  The gore factor isn’t a sell for me, but just being horribly creeped out by Homelander during his first scene got me interested.

Okay.  I keep zoning out and wandering off.  What are the goals for the week?

  1. Time with son!
  2. Write more Darwin & the Halfling Hunt
  3. Rest up when needed.
  4. Biking.
  5. Finishing watching ‘The Boys’ then ‘Soul Eater’.
  6. Start watching either ‘Umbrella Academy’ or ‘Bastard!’ on Netflix.
  7. Get favor boxes done for birthday party.
  8. Shake fist at Amazon for not selling One Piece birthday banners separately from the stuff I can’t use.
  9. Work on puzzle at times.
  10. Cook a few dinners since I bought the ingredients.
  11. Really should vacuum around here.
  12. Laundry!
  13. Stop writing this list and get some rest.
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Questions 3: Your Writing Space

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I toss this topic out from time to time.  Mostly because authors can be very particular about where they work.  Some are homebodies and others function in public.  Some have designated space to work while others go wherever they can find privacy.  Some need utter silence and others need noise.  Authors are all unique when it comes to work space.  So, let’s get to the questions.

  1. Do you have a special or preferred place to write?
  2. What is one thing you absolutely need in your environment for writing?
  3. Has your writing space changed over the years and why?
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Writing, Then and Now

Hi, SEers! You’re with Mae today, and I’ve got nothing heavy on tap—just some reminiscing which hopefully you’ll find enjoyable. Depending how long …

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Poetry Day: Blame Him or Thank Him

Good Vs Evil (Homer Simpson)

(Not sure what this poem was about.  God?  Religion?  I guess it could be that since people blame God for the evil and thank him for the good.  Not always the same groups with some choosing only one of those sides.  I always thought God was a neutral entity myself, but I think I’ve already said too much.)

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Blame him for the disease

Thank him for the cure

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Blame him for the predators

Thank him for the defenders

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Blame him for the disasters

Thank him for the miracles

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Blame him for your losses

Thank him for your successes

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Blame him for his evil

Thank him for his goodness

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Check This Out: Temple Grandin (The She Persisted Series)

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I had planned to reveal the winner of Coming Up Short by Laurie Morrison this week. Before that reveal, I had planned to post the following interview at the beginning of the week. Alas I was a little under the weather. The best laid plans of mice and men as they say. So here at least is that second interview. Both winner reveals will have to come next week. Now, on with the show!

On the blog today is no stranger to the community: the amazing Lyn Miller-Lachmann here to talk about her book She Persisted: Temple Grandin, which was published on April 5 by Philomel and illustrated by Gillian Flint,. Lyn is represented by Jacqui Lipton.

 

El Space: What did it mean to you to write this book on Temple Grandin? How did it come about that you did?
Lyn: The authors of each volume of the

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