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The Magical Ornament Store: No Cats Allowed

Welcome to our little ornament store.  Each of our products has a little enchantment to enhance your holiday season.  At least, that’s what we hope.  Here is a list of our most popular ornaments.  Don’t mind the names.  We’re Jewish, … Continue reading

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What Do You Think About Pre-Existing Character Connections?

I’ll say it now to get it out of the way:  ‘Luke, I am your father! Let us be the standard of this overused tradition!’  Best if you imagine Darth Vader saying that.  Still, the surprise parent thing happens a … Continue reading

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Ode to the Austrian Pine

Majestic and ancient Alive before the campus rose Remembering its brethren Long since axed and mulched It stands before the freshman dorm Content with its humble life It could live this way forever Or at least until The Uhaul ends … Continue reading

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