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Welcome to our little ornament store. Each of our products has a little enchantment to enhance your holiday season. At least, that’s what we hope. Here is a list of our most popular ornaments. Don’t mind the names. We’re Jewish, so we just call them like we see them.
- Red Ball– Gives off a nice aura of warmth. Does not require electricity, but can be hot to the touch.
- Green Ball– Emits a soothing pine scent. We assume it’s soothing since you keep that kind of tree in your house.
- White and Red Striped Ball– Emits a peppermint scent. We don’t recommend mixing it with the green ball.
- Silver Ball– Polishes silverware that it is put in contact with.
- Silver Bell– Can summon a sugar plum fairy . . . We don’t really know what that is, but people seem to like them.
- Snowflake– Can create a thin layer of snow on the tree and surrounding area. Perfect for having indoor snowball fights.
- Rocking Horse– Can be taken off and turned into a full-sized rocking horse once per day. Effect lasts for an hour. Needs 24 hours to recharge.
- Small Christmas Tree– Keeps real tree hydrated and fresh. Small chance of it growing in height.
- Angel Topper– Spins and emits a soothing light. Will occasionally pass heavenly judgment and punishment on guests.
- Snowman– Comes to life at night to clean up the house. Will become inanimate if seen and undo its work before returning to the tree.
- Santa Claus– Transforms into a present on Christmas Day. No way to predict what it is or who it is for.
- Harp– Plays Christmas music when hung from tree. Cannot be turned off without being removed.
- Reindeer– Grants the ability to fly. This ability goes to the tree, which doesn’t have the mind to do so. At least, you would hope not.
- Stocking– Can be turned upside down on Christmas morning to release a collection of tiny treats. Not recommended for anyone with food allergies because nuts are a possibility.
- Sleigh/Sled– Can be enlarged and used, but must stay attached to the tree.
- Polar Bear– Protects the house from the inevitable polar bear uprising. Can also be used to conjure fish and seal meat.
- Penguin– No powers, but it’s an adorable penguin. Why wouldn’t you want one?
- Christmas Freddy Krueger– Give to your enemies and plague them with horrific nightmares. (For some reason, this is our second most popular ornament. The first is the penguin.)
Legends of Windemere 
Is it possible to get a full set of these?
Now I have “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” going through my head. Happens a lot at this time of year.
Have to laugh at the “no cats allowed.” A friend’s two cats live underneath her Christmas tree. Constantly knock ornaments off or break them.
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I’ve heard cats are the bane of Christmas trees. As for the set, I see no reason why not. I mean, what could go wrong?
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The red and silver ones sound really handy!
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Can’t see any downside to them.
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A great selection, Charles. Like L Marie, I would like a whole set. By the way. no mention of price. How much is a whole set?
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Probably a couple hundred bucks. They seem expensive.
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Sounds like a bargain
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I hope the internet is correct in this Charles – chag Hanukkah sameach.
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I believe you got it. Merry Christmas.
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👍😃
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I would like a Christmas Snowman. Doing all the chores sounds a brilliant idea.
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As long as you don’t have pets or kids that will investigate the noises.
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No! No pets or kids.
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I need that polar bear. Seal meat for everyone. Yay!
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Sounds fatty.
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I’d really like a silver ball – I have a lot of silver that needs polishing!
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That one is more popular than I expected.
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