Tag Archives: humor

Two Types of Friends

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

A friend won’t throw you under the bus . . . a best friend will tackle you and fall under the bus with you. A friend will hold your hair or glasses when you drank too much . . . … Continue reading →

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100 Haiku for the Gamer’s Thumbs: 5-8

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Body of the Game Remember cartridge Who evolved into a disk Homes of hidden worlds * Red, White, and Yellow The three-pronged lifeline A snake that brings sound and sight Curled behind the tube * You Tell Us How to … Continue reading →

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Excerpt: Childhood Friends (Unedited from Family of the Tri-Rune)

Posted on August 30, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Sari’s emerald eyes flutter open as pinpricks of sunlight appear on her face. She pushes a few locks of her dark blue hair out of her mouth while snuggling closer to the warm, slender body next to her. Her smooth … Continue reading →

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Excerpt: Teamwork Damn it!

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

  Luke and Kellia refuse to look at each other as they walk to where Roland and Kira are waiting. The makeshift arena is marked by four dark blue rocks that emanate dim light beams to each other, creating a … Continue reading →

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An IM/CY Production: Arrow in the Butt

Posted on August 26, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

In association with Ionia Martin. Ionia:  Hey, Charles. So I was walking through Windemere the other day and saw the weirdest thing. Charles:  A troll dancing with a teddy bear?  I keep meaning to lock him up. Ionia:  Well, yeah. … Continue reading →

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9:45

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is an Ionia Martin and Charles Yallowitz production: Ionia:  Hey, Charles? I had something to do tomorrow at 9:45, but I can’t remember what it was… Charles:  9:45?  That does sound familiar? Ionia:  Didn’t you say you had something … Continue reading →

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33 Signs You’re Getting Older

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Dearest Ionia.  I tried to be nice and now I’m going to do this to tease you.  Though, I did the honorable thing and asked permission first: From Yahoo Image Search When drinking in public, you hear people yell ‘Chug … Continue reading →

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Welcome to . . .

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is going to be a fun (possibly disastrous) tease at a few fictional worlds.  Here we go and I apologize in advance: If you live in a world the size of Australia where chicken are invulnerable to swords and … Continue reading →

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What Do You Look for in a Humorous Villain?

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Now, we’ve seen villains with a sense of humor in comics (Joker), cartoons (Hades), and comedies (Dark Helmet).  You can obviously have a villain with a sense of humor that is goofy, sarcastic, or twisted.  They can still be effective … Continue reading →

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Battle to the Death . . . Or Not

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

“My head is killing me,” Nyx groans as her eyes open. She looks around the large room to see that she’s not alone and her roommates are starting to wake up.  A long-haired girl with vampire fangs zips to the … Continue reading →

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