Life and Times of Ichabod Jones (A Poem)

I stumbled onto this poem and was surprised to find that I never posted it.  For those that don’t know or remember, Ichabod Jones became Ichabod Brooks.  This stems from his original incarnation.  The title make work if I ever do a big collection of his stories.  CLICK THE COVER ART FOR THE AMAZON SITE!  SHORT STORY FOR 99 CENTS!

Ichabod Brooks & the City of Beasts (Cover by Nio Mendoza)

Ichabod Brooks & the City of Beasts (Cover by Nio Mendoza)

Ichabod Jones is a simple scruff
Living on the edge
Dangling his feet
Into the sickening fog
Peering up at the flying city
Humanity’s only home

Ichabod Jones remembers times
When man walking richest soil
Instead of echoing steel
Before the fog encompassed all
Forcing man into the sky
With nothing more than memories

Ichabod Jones breathes deep
Inhaling wisps of fog
Nothing more than a sour taste
Dancing on his gums
Instead of agonizing pain
For those that seek his services

Ichabod Jones is a diver
One of the lucky ones
Who can return to lands long lost
Charging all who wish to pay
For a scrap of forgotten time
Or a keepsake left behind

Ichabod Jones is a simple scruff
Content within his little life
Never wanting more than need
Or perhaps a flask of shine
Enjoying his adventures
Without wading in too deep

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Tales from the Garden – Guest Post by Sally Cronin

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Thank you so much to my much loved friend and talented author Sally Cronin, for being my guest here today to introduce her new book, Tales from the Garden. It’s full of wonderful, and sometimes wistful tales, as well as gorgeous photos. It’s joyful to move to exciting new climes but also a little sad to leave behind old friends. This is a beautiful book. I’ve been dipping into it now and will review later, but already I recommend it heartily. I’ll be back to normal transmission here tomorrow by the way, and catch up with comments, but for now Sally’s in charge. Over to you Sal!
Tales From The Garden – Behind the scenes – by Sally Cronin

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My deep thanks to my friend Jo for hosting me today. Also for all her support over the last two years for my blog and other projects that I have been…

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Book Trailer – What Jennifer Knows by Wendy Janes

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Christmas Grotto – Real Grands: From A To Z, Everything A Grandparent Can Be by Deborah Drezon Carroll

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Questions 3: The Unexpected Favorite

Sketch by Jason Pedersen

Sketch by Jason Pedersen

I’m getting some mileage out of these sketches.  Now I’m going to be trying to connect the Questions 3 to whatever I do for the Tuesday post.  Not easy for the first one that told the origin of The Mercenary Prince.  It does bring up the topic of unexpected stories and surprises though.  Let’s see how this goes.

  1. Have you ever come across a character you feel was underutilized in a story and who?
  2. Is there a side character whose popularity and story baffles you?
  3. How big a factor do you think public opinion should be for an author who is writing a lengthy series?  At least in terms of character popularity and usage.  Basically, should it be ignored completely, considered, pandered to, etc.?  (Those who copy and past the questions into their comment might want to only use the first sentence of this question.)
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Thursday – A Little Personal – #RRBC BlogTalkRadio Interview with Michael Lynes

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Today at 11:00 CST i will be hosting Rave Reviews Book Club member Michael Lynes. Here is the blurb.

Welcome to Rave Reviews Book Club’s BlogTalkRadio production of  “SPOTLIGHT HONORS,” where host, John W. Howell,  is joined by Author Michael Lynes. We are discussing his novel “There is a Reaper: Losing a Child to Cancer,”  Join us as we explore this novel and become better acquainted with Author Michael Lynes .

Here is a link to the show http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ravereviewsbookclub/2015/12/10/rrbc-rave-waves-blogtalkradio-spotlight-honors-with-michael-lynes

Here is more information about Michael and his book There is aReaper: Losing a Child to Cancer.

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Five-year-old Christopher Aaron has always been a whirlwind of heroic action, leading his brothers into all sorts of youthful mischief. A mysterious illness suddenly plunges him and his family into a frightening nightmare of hospitals and doctors and extreme therapies far from his small-town home. Can his doctors…

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How to Make a PDF Cover for Your CreateSpace Book

This always drives me nuts.

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When you’re ready to have your book printed with CreateSpace and you’re planning on tackling the cover on your own it can seem rather daunting. It certainly terrified me to begin with and I only very recently updated my covers from the originals I made using the CreateSpace online cover creator. There’s nothing wrong with using that though. It depends on you entirely. Today I’ll show you how to make a PDF cover using their downloadable template. Once you’ve finished the interior of your book and have the final page count, go to the CreateSpace Template Generator and fill in all the required fields.

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Build Template

Click on Build Template and it will download a zipped file containing two templates. One PDF and one PNG. Drag the PNG across to the folder that you’ve allocated for all the elements of your cover design.

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Guest Post by Sally Ember: Skills I Don’t Have

Sally Ember

Sally Ember

Skills I Don’t Have
by Sally Ember, Ed.D.

Thanks to author and blogger, Charles Yallowitz, who was my guest on Episode 9 of *CHANGES* conversations between authors and is in my Guest Bloggers’ Hall of Fame, for inviting me to be a guest on his site today (12/10/15) which occurs during the week of the release of another in my #scifi (science-fiction)/ #romance/ #multiverse/ #utopian/ #paranormal (psi skills) series for adults/Young Adults and New Adults: Volume III, This Is/Is Not the Way I Want Things to Change, of The Spanners Series, now available in both ebook and paperback formats.

This is also the season of my expanding both Volume I, This Changes Everything, and Volume II, This Changes My Family and My Life Forever, into paperback formats on #CreateSpace and #Amazon.

Please check below and on my website for blurbs, covers, links and more information as well as #discount codes!

Skills I Don’t Have

Yes, I do have a lot of skills, talents, experience areas and abilities. BUT, there are many I lack and never so obviously as these last two months, as I attempted and finally succeeded in getting Volume III of my science-fiction ebook series to completion, in time for its 12/8/15 planned release date and all three of The Spanners Series‘ first Volumes into paperback format (after not having been able to work on the half-finished draft for over a year or to think clearly or organize appropriately and while still being very slowed down and impaired as well as fatigued from a TBI [Traumatic Brain Injury] in April, 2014).

I had no idea how to approach getting my ebooks (which I had formatted myself [pre-TBI], using Smashwords’ excellent Guides) into print formats for paperback sales. I knew they needed to be reformatted but I had no experience with making that happen.

I also am very limited, even pre-TBI, with layout and desktop publishing: mechanical, physical, graphic art-type skills and software are not my things. I don’t have much experience with Adobe Create Suite and do not own that program. I don’t do newsletters on the newer software and don’t have any art ability whatsoever.

My mottos: keep trying and ask for help.

When it doesn’t work (the first dozen times!), keep trying.

When I can’t figure it out (after days of attempts), ask for help.

Fortunately, I have a great cover artist, WillowRaven, for The Spanners Series’ ebook covers. She and I collaborated on all three of my covers and plan to for the next seven: I provide ideas and some photos; she does the deciding-what-works and the actual art.

I can’t draw.

I can't draw
image from http://designyoutrust.com

Therefore, since I knew from previous conversations that I needed new covers, I started the paperback conversion process by emailing with WillowRaven. She immediately wrote back that I should have told her from the beginning I wanted paperback formats and that it would have been a lot easier/better if she had created those versions first.

Challenge number one. But, that damage was not irreparable, luckily.

From our email conversations and other research I had already done, I realized I needed to incorporate with my own imprint. I next emailed with local writers/ publishing network folks and found out what to do.

It took a few days, but I managed to name, create and start my own imprint, Timult Books, complete with free logo (Thanks, Logo Garden!).

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I then learned how to get (from Bowker) and found out about a huge sale on (thanks for my online network!) my first self-owned ISBNs. Registered Timult Books with the state and Bowker, bought 20 ISBNs at a great discount and was then ready to send the extra materials (blurb, review quote—for the new back covers and “spines”) to Willowraven.

WillowRaven also needed accurate page counts so that the covers would fit correctly. I had never put my ebooks into print before and had no clue how many pages each book was (about 130K words), especially given the new sizing (5″ x 8″) and formatting (mirrored margins, with inner at 1.25″ and the rest at 0.5″). I also found MANY inconsistencies and typos that had to be corrected for each Volume as I reformatted, which changed the pagination as I went along.

Plus, paperbacks require and I decided to add some new pages of “front matter.” Then, I added a new page of “back matter” about the series.

It took me several days and many attempts to get the formatting right on CreateSpace (with lots of help from online forum people, Facebook group members and others: THANKS!)

AND, for whatever reasons, every time my computer went to sleep, the formatting reverted from 5″ x 8″ to 5″ x 7.99″ and changed the margins!!!??? I had to check each time I reopened the document, for each section (there are more than a dozen), to make sure they were correct AGAIN before converting each Volume to a PDF for uploading the new versions to CreateSpace for approval.

So, of course, the first page counts I sent WillowRaven were WRONG.

As were the second batch.

Third time, CHARM.

The three new paperback “wrap” covers were ready very quickly. Thanks, Aidana!

Fail better.

Fail Better
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I know a lot about MS Word and use Open Office’s version of it, but there are still many formatting details I’m unfamiliar with and don’t understand. I read many online forum posts, instructions online, etc., and STILL don’t understand some of that (TBI problems, I’m sure).

Why do the page numbers keep changing when I move a page break?
What’s with the “CONVERT” and “NEXT CONVERT” Sections thing?
Why do my running headers not always “run”?
Why does my computer’s “sleep” mode tell Open Office to revert its formatting?

I am IRRITATED beyond description and very impatient by the fourth day of these glitches. But, I persevere. Another good thing for this time period: I’m not around a lot of people.

Incompetent and Annoying.

Incompetent and annoying
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I do finally get everything to work well enough to upload and order my proofs. So excited when they arrive, but then I start reading them aloud.

OY, VEY!

SO HUMBLING!

Despite my own and others’ having proofread each Volume, reading each book aloud allows/forces me to notice a ridiculous number of typos, inconsistencies, mistakes and other things that must be fixed on EACH PAGE! I had to use long-form, lined post-its to list each mistake because I had to mark each page multiple times. Every few pages had a post-it filled with edits to be made.

I ended up with hundreds of fixes needed to input in order to complete the revision of each of the books, all to be accomplished without changing the starting page of any Chapter or section (didn’t want to have to change the Table of Contents AGAIN, which I had done by hand since I couldn’t figure out how to have it happen automatically), and WITHOUT CHANGING THE PAGE NUMBER TOTALS!!! (see above)

The space between my skills level and what I needed to get these tasks done on my timetable was growing daily. Also, the TBI-induced fatigue and slowed-down aspects made everything take many times longer than pre-TBI.

Mind the Gap.

Mind the Gap
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Once I had the proofs proofed, I could re-submit them and then they were ready to be sold.

Yeah! It’s happening! I have paperbacks!

I have been hearing from family and friends that “if only you had your books in paperback, I would read them.” Now, I do! So excited!

I emailed and messaged everyone the great news! Now, those without ereaders or those who don’t like reading longer books on them CAN read my books. I even sent them discount codes, specially large, just for my friends and family.

I sat back and awaited the sales to come pouring in (I have a large family and dozens of colleagues and friends on that email list).

Two weeks later: I have sold one book.

ONE.

Nothing can mend a broken heart (except the old BeeGees, of course). And, duct tape.

Duct tape for every repair.

DuctTape
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Okay. Perhaps science-fiction novels, especially those that are over 500 pages long, a unique mixture of Ursula K. Le Guin, Tom Robbins, Robert Heinlein, Sherri Tepper and Marge Piercy with a little of Linda Hirschhorn and His Holiness the XIVth Dalai Lama mixed in, aren’t for everyone.

But, ONE sale from all of those who supposedly love/like and support me? That’s close to two hundred people!

I know I have trouble connecting the dots….These kind of tests, below, confound me, even pre-TBI.

Limited Spatial Intelligence.

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But, even I know what one book sale in two weeks means (week ending December 5, 2015, as I write this post).

It’s too soon! Chanukah doesn’t start until December 6 and Christmas is weeks away!

I come from a family and friendship circle of procrastinators! I am one of only a handful who gets things done early or on time. Really! They’ll start buying/gift-giving soon. I’m sure of it.

Right?

Still learning (at age 62).

Michelangelo still learning

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For those who are ready to gift-give and/or add to your own to-be-read lists, here you go:

Three paperback books here.

3 paperbacks

NOW available in ‪#‎paperback‬ on ‪#‎CreateSpace‬ and on Amazon:
This Changes Everything, Volume I, The Spanners Series by Sally Ember, Ed.D., is only $17.99 in paperback https://www.createspace.com/5837347
and FREE as ebook everywhere ebooks are sold, such as http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HFELTG8
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/376197

This Changes My Family and My Life Forever, Volume II, is $19.99 https://www.createspace.com/5844431
ebook @$3.99, https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/424969
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KU5Q7KC

This Is/Is Not the Way I Want Things to Change, Volume III, is $19.99 https://www.createspace.com/5844474
ebook @$3.99 https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/588331
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0177Z1KRM

Happy Holidays!
Go to my website: http://www.sallyember.com/Spanners for book trailers, blurbs, discount codes and more!

‪#‎scifi‬ ‪#‎romance‬ ‪#‎utopian‬ ‪#‎adults‬ ‪#‎YA‬ ‪#‎NA‬ ‪#‎fiction‬ #createspace #selfpublishing #indiepub #indieauthor #formatting #ebooks #paperbacks #TheSpannersSeries #SallyEmberEddAuthor #CHANGES

Biography

Sally Ember, Ed.D., is a sci-fi/romance author of The Spanners Series ebooks, the host of *CHANGES* conversations between authors, a blogger, a published nonfiction author /editor, and a nonprofit manager. She lives in St. Louis, Missouri, USA, where she meditates, swims, reads, sings, plays piano and writes.

Sally Ember

Sally Ember

LINKS:

WordPress Blog and main Website: http://www.sallyember.com

Tumblr: http://sallyember.tumblr.com/

Twitter: @sallyemberedd

Patreon Crowdfunding Campaign:  http://www.patreon.com/sallyember

Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/sallyember  

FB Spanners Series page: https://www.facebook.com/TheSpannersSeriesbySallyEmber

Personal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/sally.ember   (Sally Sue Fleischmann Ember)

Google+ Spanners Series page: http://goo.gl/tZKQpv

Personal G+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+SallySueEmber/about/p/pub

Youtube Channel: Spanners Series books’ trailers, author readings, *CHANGES* shows and more:

https://www.youtube.com/SallySueEmber

Amazon Author Central: http://www.amazon.com/Sally-Ember/e/B00HEV2UEW/

CreateSpace paperback pages:

Vol I: https://www.createspace.com/5837347 

Vol II: https://www.createspace.com/5844431  

Vol III: https://www.createspace.com/5844474

Amazon ebooks’ pages:

Vol I: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HFELTG8

Vol II: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KU5Q7KC  

Vol III:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0177Z1KRM  

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/SallyEmber

Vol I: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/376197  

Vol II: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/424969

Vol III: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/588331

Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/search?query=Sally%20Ember%2C%20Ed.D.&fcsearchfield=Author

Vol I: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/this-changes-everything-3

Vol II: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/this-changes-my-family-and-my-life-forever

Vol III: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/this-is-is-not-the-way-i-want-things-to-change

nook: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Sally%20Ember%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Vol I: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-changes-everything-sally-ember-edd/1117444256?ean=2940045417921

Vol II: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-changes-my-family-and-my-life-forever-sally-ember-edd/1119080804?ean=2940045805957

Vol III: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-is-is-not-the-way-i-want-things-to-change-sally-ember-edd/1122868835?ean=2940152431698

iBooks/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/author/sally-ember-ed.d./id746848234?mt=11

Vol I: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/this-changes-everything/id746840776?mt=11&ls=1

Vol II: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/this-changes-my-family-my/id853674553?mt=11

Vol III: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/this-is-is-not-way-i-want/id1056181027?mt=11

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7237845.Sally_Ember  

LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/sallyemberedd/en

Wattpad: http://www.wattpad.com/myworks

Library Thing:  http://www.librarything.com/profile/sallyember

BookLikes: http://sallyember.booklikes.com/

Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/authors/a1002726320/Sally-Ember-Ed-D-/books

Authors’ Database: http://authorsdb.com/authors-directory/5338-sally-ember-ed-d

Authors’ Den: http://www.authorsden.com/visit/author.asp?authorid=179923

New Book Journal: http://newbookjournal.com/2013/11/this-changes-everything-by-sally-ember-ed-d/

Koobug: http://koobug.com/Spanners

Bublish: https://www.bublish.com/author/view/2480

Book Daily: http://www.bookdaily.com/author/2076015/sally-ember

Covers and Logo Art by WillowRaven: http://www.willowraven-illustration.blogspot.com/  

*CHANGES* conversations between authors: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPbfKicwk4dFdeVSAY1tfhtjaEY_clmfq 

DitterVerse: http://ditterverse.socialgo.com/member/sallyember

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Christmas Grotto – Cat’s in the Cradle – A Pamela Whitherspoon Pet Detective Mystery by Dakota McGraw

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Post Revisited: Cinematic Pet Peeves

This post originally went live on October 7th, 2013.

My friend, John W. Howell, is a funny man and made a post today about what not to do when on a movie date.  I got to thinking about my movie pet peeves.  So, upon request, I’m going to make a silly list:

Statler & Waldorf

Statler & Waldorf

  1. The cellphone!  I can handle vibration mode because for all I know the person is really, really lonely.  Who am I to judge?  Just turn the brightness down, buddy.  It’s a strange annoyance, but noticing a glowing fucking light to the side while watching the movie is distracting.  Besides, if you’re going to play Angry Birds instead of watch the movie, have some fucking skill in it.
  2. Kicking of my seat.  Funny thing is that I can take it from kids as long as the parent tries to stop them.  Not parental move then I get annoyed and will glance back with a ‘I will dump popcorn on your spawn’ look.  It’s when a fully grown adult does this that I have no patience.  I could be mature and ask them to stop.  I could also be a jerk and moan erotically with every kick.  Add in a ‘hit me harder, daddy’ and we’ll see how quickly that stops.
  3. Ever go walking to your seat and your foot suddenly feels cold?  You look back a few chairs and find your shoe is stuck to the floor.  People do realize theaters have cup holders now, right?  No reason for a soda to be on the floor.
  4. Whispering questions to your friend during the movie.  It can wait until the ride home or the credits.  If you’re so confused then maybe you should have paid more attention to the movie.  Also, do people assume everyone has seen the movie without them?  I have no idea why something happened on the screen during my first viewing.  If you’re that concerned then read spoilers beforehand.
  5. People that are on another viewing of the movie and talk.  This movie must be great for you to see it again.  Happy you’re a fan.  Not happy that you keep yelling ‘this is going to be great!’ or ‘wait for it!’.  If I could find you in this dark theater, I would beat you with your milk duds.
  6. Bringing a child to a Rated-R movie.  I’m not talking a teenager, but a small child that can’t even get into a PG movie.  It’s really disturbing to be watching a movie with gore and sex in the midst of a screaming toddler.  I’m not sure what parental award you’re going for, but I hope it comes with a lifetime of free therapy.  That 7-year-old had no fucking business seeing Jason butcher a bunch of teenagers.  Although, your plan could be to make sure your child never goes to camp or has sex.  If that is the case then congratulations, you’re still a fuckhead.
  7. “I paid for my ticket, so I can do what I want!”  I love this argument if you ever confront a rude movie goer.  I paid for my ticket too, but you don’t see me acting like a prick.  Yet there is a point here.  I paid for my ticket too, buddy.  That means I can do what I want as well.  So, I’ll give you a 5 minute window to set up an appointment with a skilled proctologist before I solve your cellphone addiction.
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