Legends of Windemere

Legend of Zelda tunic

Welcome to our little corner of the shopping world.  Okay, it’s a thirty story tower with a large neon sign at the top.  I assure you that it isn’t a problem for planes because they always see it.  Now, we have . . . Yes, I’m Candy.  My mother happened to love candy and everyone I know says that I’m sweet.  Don’t judge me for being six feet tall and built like a bodybuilder.  Where were we?  Ah, we were about to discuss your unique, one-of-a-kind outfit.  Let’s start from the inside and work our way out.

Magical underwear isn’t something people like to talk about, but you need them to complete the ensemble.  Of course, we don’t put any offensive magic there because you don’t want an accident.  Defense is the better way to go, but others put some sensory magic on there.  Not the kind you just thought.  Aside from small force fields and elemental protection, you can have these garments sense movements or create a radar-like area around yourself.  All of the spells are constantly on as long as you’re wearing them, so no activation words are required.  We currently have a sale on enchanted thongs, which haven’t been selling as well as we’d like.  Those we do sell tend to have a warmth enchantment.

Socks are not included in the above category because you can do a little more with them.  It isn’t really more than speed and agility enhancements, but people can be unique with some requests.  Last year, we created socks that left an icy path on the ground to stop pursuers.  It’s going to be a holiday special in a few weeks.  Now, you have to factor in shoes as well for this stage.  You don’t want to have a sock spell that destroys your shoes because then you can lose your feet.  We recommend getting one of our combo deals and make sure the enchantments work together.  For example, the person who made the icy socks had them with spectral shoes that allowed him to make parts of his feet incorporeal.  It helped that he had prehensile toes, so this might not work for you.

Accessories like belts, ties, and scarves are minor, so we’ll talk about this in the back.  Let’s move on to the pants.  As you will see with the shirts, the list is very long.  Physical enhancements, elemental charges, transformation, defense, and whatever else you think can work for your legs.  Flight and levitation are possible and two of our biggest sellers.  I believe we have a fresh delivery of animal limb spells too.  These would fall under transformation and are quite simple.  You can turn your lower half into that of an animal such as a dolphin or a cheetah.  They have the abilities of that animal, which are altered to accommodate the human form.  For example, you could run as fast as a cheetah even though you lack the rest of their physical attributes.  Another option for pants are dimensional stepping.  We used to put these on shoes, but the spells wouldn’t always take the entire body because of the smaller objects.  With pants, all of you can simply step through a gateway and go wherever you want.  There is a liability form to fill out for this product.

Shirts are probably the most versatile because you can cast just about anything on them.  I have multi-limbs, stone armor, spike defense, and about thirty tomes worth of selections we’ve created over the years.  Discounts are currently on short-sleeved tops because they’re out of season.  Keep in mind that some spells on work on the covered parts of the body, so you would need to be careful with your arms.  I see you noticed our special dress shirt package.  Every button holds a different minor spell, but the emphasis is on minor here.  You can’t put anything very powerful into such a small objects, so people do this more to be fun at parties.  For example, one button might grant temporary ventriloquism while another can emit a light strobe.  Magicians love these for obvious reasons.

So, what do you want?  Yes, I know it’s a lot to decide on.  How about we show you more with a fashion show?  Just sit right there and I’ll be back down the runway.  Oh, you thought an attractive woman would do it?  Well, that’s just rude.