Monster Month: Bake-Danuki or The Tanuki

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I was dancing around this one because it’s a fairly popular one.  Then, I thought that it might only be common to me because I want a lot of anime and read a lot of manga.  So, others might have never heard of the Bake-Danuki.  We’re going to use the more common name of ‘Tanuki’, which is also what the Japanese call a raccoon dog.  Adorable guy on the left, huh?

Bake-Danuki is translated to ‘transforming raccoon dog’, so it really is the true name of this creature.  As you can tell, it is a raccoon dog that has gained the ability to change shape.  The form of the Tanuki has changed to a bipedal, chubby animal that is usually wearing a straw hat and drinking sake/rice wine.  They are also known to play the drums using their belly. The most distinct feature is its large scrotum, which can magically expand.  Sometimes, these are depicted as so big that the Tanuki can put them over its shoulder or use them as a weapon, umbrella, and fishing net.  This is primarily for artwork while stories focused more on their shapeshifting and belly drumming.  It was mostly after the Edo period artwork that the scrotum got more attention . . . Can’t believe I had to write that sentence.

Behavior-wise, the Tanuki has changed from its earlier incarnation.  Early on, it would take human form in order to steal, trick people, and even kill.  As time went on, they were turned into tricksters that were innocent instead of malicious.  The Tanuki would even be depicted as a humorous figure during the Edo period, which seems to be where a lot of changes in the mythos occurred.  Today, you may see Tanuki statues on properties since they are symbols of prosperity and good luck.

The powers of a Tanuki revolve around shapeshifting and illusions.  They enjoy taking human form in order to pull pranks.  Supposedly, their favorite trick was to turn into a government official and start harassing someone at home for tax money.  That or accuse them of a crime for chuckles.  It was hard to discern if it was a Tanuki too.  They slightly glow when they transform, which you can’t see during the day.  If it is raining, their clothes would remain dry.  Finally, losing focus would result in their fluffy tail popping out and revealing their true nature.

Tanukis can also change into objects.  They can change into trees, rocks, lanterns, and just about anything.  In fact, another favorite prank is changing into a moon when the moon is already out.  This would make a person think they are going crazy.  This goes along with them making noises to trick people at night.  Sadly, there are tales of this backfiring on Tanuki after Japan opened to the West.  Trains began running along single tracks, so these creatures started imitating the whistle.  A train would stop, wait, and nothing would happen.  Eventually, the conductor would ignore the noise and continue going.  The next morning, they’d find a dead Tanuki on the tracks.

There is so much on Tanukis that I don’t think I can jam it all in here.  You have many stories to choose from.  So, I’d say take a look around and see what they’re all about.

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The Fine Line: Free Writing Versus Editing as You go

Hey, SE Readers. Joan with you today. National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) is coming up in a few short days. For those of you not familiar with …

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Revisiting Origins: Lost the Princess General

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Of course, Lost is essential to War of Nytefall: Lost since her name is the title. This is a character who I’ve been wanting to introduce for a long time, but I came up with an idea that forced me to delay her.  This worked out because it means she can shine brightly at the beginning and then calm down a bit.  Only reason I say this is because she can be a fairly difficult character to write for too long.

Let me give you a brief description of Lost and then I’ll explain where she came from.  She is a silver-haired girl of about 16 who wears pajamas with no shoes or socks.  In fact, she’s terrified of socks and gets violent at the sight of them, especially if she’s already under stress.  I made her a half-elf even though she was full human first, but none of that is truly important outside of spoilers.  Lost carries around a ‘stuffed’ bunny that doubles as her storage device.  She basically crams things into it.  Is the bunny alive or dead?  Nobody is really sure because it flies around and follows her orders as well as protecting her when she’s in danger.  Yeah, her weapon of choice is a bunny.  This is where I ask people to stop scratching their heads and hear me out on this because here’s the origin.

My first summer break from college saw me bringing a friend home and we ran a ‘Vampire: The Masquerade’ game.  My younger sister loved vampires and wanted to give the game a chance.  What did she make?  Lost . . . and she teamed up with Clyde.  Imagine a force of destruction teaming up with a force of chaos.  Lost was from a vampire clan that was known for insanity and my sister didn’t skimp on the crazy.  She gave her a sock phobia because it seemed like something to do at the time.  She loved the rabbit from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ and even had a plushie of it, so that’s where the psychotic bunny comes from.  She wanted to wear pajamas, be a computer hacker, and have silver hair.  At some point, you just kind of nod your head and simply wonder where things are going to go.  Well, we got Lost who treated the rules of vampire society like guidelines, which she forgot to read.  Apparently, she was innocent in her delivery to get in trouble too.

Now, this being my sister’s one and only role-playing game character that I know of, I had to do something special.  Lost was a mad inventor in the early versions of this series and she could give the Windemere gnomes a run for their money.  For example, a motorcycle with sidecar strapped to a jet engine and armed with a machine gun that she forgot to load the one time she used the thing.  Just random stuff would come out of this character, but I toned her down for Windemere.  I couldn’t do computer hacking, so I gave her the ability to mind hack, which is basically all-purpose telepathy.  The real trick was figuring out how to introduce her to the story since she didn’t fit the concept of Clyde’s gang anymore.  She was far too innocent and didn’t possess anything that would make her a viable thief or mercenary.

That’s when the womb-born idea came about.  War of Nytefall: Lost revolves around the emergence of these Dawn Fangs who were born through sex.  It seems Dawn Fangs are capable of getting pregnant, which is news to them.  Nobody knew this was possible until 16-year-old Lost comes bounding into the world in search of her father.  You might be wondering how this is possible, so I’ll do the quick answer.  Dawn Fangs are born without a heartbeat and need even one drop of blood to eventually get the organs going.  So, those who gave birth assumed it was a stillbirth and abandoned the ‘corpse’.  This is what caused the big problem that is about to hit Windemere and Lost is at the center of the whole epic mess.  All in search of her father who will remain nameless because that’s totally a spoiler.

This is where I’d tell a funny story about the character during the gaming times.  There’s just so much to choose from with Lost:

  • Asking the were-panther warrior for a piggyback ride . . . and getting one!
  • Getting kidnapped by the main villain, biting him in the limo, getting angry that he tastes back, and casually walking out of the moving car.
  • Fending off a bum who tried to hurt her bunny by using the bunny as a weapon.
  • Hacking a computer, spotting socks on a website, and sprinting out of the safe house. I believe she hid in the trunk of a car, which happened to be owned by the villain.
  • Game version had a slingshot with ammo that was chewed bubblegum covered in toothpicks and pushpins.  Only one shot was memorable.  The final challenge was an ancient vampire or demon emerging from its slumber.  First blow to land was Lost shooting it in the eye with bubblegum.  Needless to say, it took offense and was thoroughly confused.

2023 Additions– I really don’t know what to add here.  Lost became one of the favorites of War of Nytefall and a lot of fun to write.  I still couldn’t have her be in a scene for too long due to her attention span and chaotic nature.  She did get better over the course of the series though.  There was a level of maturity that she hit even without losing her child-like spark.  I think a big part was being recruited into the Vengeance Hounds, who started acting like her older brothers.  Lost was probably all about the relationships and humanity of the Dawn Fangs.  Being the first womb-born, she held a very important role in their overall society.  Clyde saw her as a symbol of the future too.  That was why I enjoyed writing Savagery since it had the two of them working together.  Out of all of the characters, Lost is probably the one I wouldn’t change a thing about if I had to do a rewrite.  She evolved perfectly for what I wanted and carried her part of the stories without problems.  Even when I spontaneously gave her a rival in Anarchy, she adapted to that last minute change and the entire finale improved because of it.  This is why I really want to use her in a cameo at some point.  She’s not an easy character to do this with, so I have to be careful.  Maybe I just want Lost, the child-like Dawn Fang, to meet up with Darwin Slepsnor, the child-like Slumberlord.  Not sure Windemere would survive that chaotic team-up.

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Meet the Main Characters

Hi, all. Time for a bit more promo for Goodbye Old Paint. This time I want to talk about my duo of main characters. Let’s start off with Elizabeth “…

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Monster Month: Kumiho

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This is the nine-tailed fox *glares at Naruto fans to stop them from interrupting* from KOREAN mythology.  Yes, it is similar to the kitsune from Japanese mythology, but it’s called the Kumiho.  Let’s get that right out in the open.

Physically, the Kumiho is a nine-tailed fox that takes the form of a beautiful woman.  It still retains its fox-like eyes and paws though.  This is the extent of its physical description and it doesn’t vary its shape-shifting beyond beautiful women.  It cannot possess others like its Japanese and Chinese counterparts.  So, what how does it differ?

Instead of being a trickster or occasionally being good, the Kumiho is always evil in nature and out to do harm.  They set out to seduce young men and boys in order to devour their hearts and livers.  A Kumiho will run away if their presence is exposed, which is usually done by a dog.  So, they are clearly stealth predators, but I guess this comes at a price.  If one doesn’t eat human flesh for 1,000 days, they will turn into a human.  Some times have it that this is done intentionally while others have it be a punishment.

They also have a magical marble in their mouths, which can be used to absorb life energy through a deep kiss.  The Kumiho puts the marble in the victim’s mouth and draws it back in to get their meal.  If the human manages to swallow the marble first, they are able to get a power.  In fact, a person swallowing this can observe “sky, land, and people” in order to gain knowledge on each subject.  Apparently, those in the stories tend to forget to look at the sky, so they get another power.

Most of the tales involve the Kumiho pursing a victim and getting caught.  One copied a bride so well that the woman’s mother couldn’t tell the difference until the Kumiho’s clothes were removed.  Another had a fox take the form of a woman who died and go after her children, but a hunter saw the transformation and warned them.  Sometimes, a hero will simply meet a woman with fox-like features, which is assumed to be a Kumiho.

Now, there are older story scraps that have the Kumiho as a helpful spirit.  Others have humans taking advantage of a naive Kumiho.  Yet, Korean mythology eventually shifted to turn this creature into a purely evil being.  Makes one wonder how that happened.

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Guest Post Guidelines – A Bare Bone Approach

Hi SEers. John is with you today. Yes, it is a Monday, so there is that. One good thing about Monday is having the next weekend to look forward to. (…

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Top 10 Human Killers

I went looking for creepy animals and it kept coming up with spiders, so I ran away from that idea.  Too many legs and eyes in that collection.  So, I tried to find the deadliest animals in the world.  I kept getting sent to this article from 2022 though.  Guess you can click the link for spoilers.  I’m just going to do the count down with a recap.  Enjoy!

Common Hippo

He’s back!  The hippo kills around 500 people every year.  This is because they attack boats that enter their area.  People either drown, get bitten by that giant mouth, or flattened by its 3,300 pound bulk.

Elephant

Elephants kill around 500 humans a year as well, but I think exact numbers put the hippo ahead by a bit.  Then again, elephant and human territories are overlapping more and more, which leads to violent conflicts.  Doesn’t take much for a startled elephant to win a fight with a human.

Saltwater Crocodile

Coming in with 1,000 kills, you have this opportunistic ambush predator.  It really isn’t any wonder that a predator this big may look at a human as prey if they see an opportunity.  They won’t go out of their way to eat us, but lurking in the water and seeing an unsuspecting person can be too tempting to ignore.

Ascaris Roundworm

No more large beasts on this list.  We’re getting into the realm of icky and starting with the ascaris roundworm.  This parasite is responsible for 2,500 deaths a year. They get into people through food and drink that is contaminated with human feces.  This leads to a disease caused Ascariasis, which can be lethal.  You will find that many of the upcoming creatures on the list are here because they are carriers of deadly diseases.

Indian Red Scorpion

Edging out the roundworm with 2,600 kills is the scorpion.  Many species aren’t deadly to humans, but there are 25 that are with the worst being the Indian Red Scorpion.  Again, we have an animal that doesn’t go out of its way to kill humans.  Deaths happen usually because the scorpion is accidentally stepped on while a person is barefoot or it is hiding in shoes.

Assassin Bug a.k.a. Kissing Bug

Another creepy crawler, but this one jumps the kill count to 10,000 per year.  Certain species spread Chagas Disease through their bites due to a microscopic parasite.  Not sure why the parasite doesn’t get the credit.  This disease causes congestive heart failure if left untreated.

Saw-Scaled Viper

Not surprised that a venomous snake is somewhere on this list.  People tend to stumble onto these animals and get attacked by accident.  To be fair, 138,000 deaths are caused by all snake species combined.  The saw-scaled viper takes the top spot for mortality due to it being fairly aggressive.  Yet, the inland taipan is the most venomous.  Just avoid all of them to be safe.

Freshwater Snail

Another big jump to just over 200,000 deaths here.  Again, they’re here because they can transmit deadly parasites such as flukes.  Schistosoma is one of the worst flatworms that develop in snails and then get released into the water.  Humans can get infected through their skin, especially if they have cuts. The disease known as ‘snail fever’ is second only to malaria in terms of socioeconomically devastating parasites.

Vitruvian Man

431,000 deaths per year seems really low for humans.  We’re actually the only ones on the list who kill humans on purpose.  It isn’t like the animals hunt us down unless they’re scared or starving.  The diseases don’t infect us while laughing maniacally.  Looking at the number, this is only for homicides.  Doesn’t include wars, accidents, those dying due to not having food or water, those dying because they can’t afford life saving medicine/procedures, and the rest of the list of ways that humans manage to kill their own kind.  There’s a good argument for why we should be the top spot on this list and that’s pretty much because we kill each other intentionally.  Can’t argue with that.

Mosquito

For anyone who didn’t stop at humans, the top killer is the mosquito.  We all know why too.  These guys are massive disease carriers.  This includes malaria, dengue, West Nile virus, zika, yellow fever, and chikungunya.  Due to their ability to infect people so easily and with so many diseases, mosquitoes are responsible for 725,000-1,000,000 human deaths a year.  Guess that does put them either ahead of our species or at least tied for the worst.

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Goal Post: Made a Little Progress

I’ll dive into the writing part of the week, which didn’t go beyond last Sunday.  I did manage to get one chapter of Darwin & the Beast Collector written.  Not a glorious victory because I merged 2 of the 4 sections. Due to errands and our regularly scheduled Saturday rain giving me sinus issues, I couldn’t write for very long before I started to lose focus.  To be fair, I expected this to happen, so I met my low target.  Just means 4 chapters or 14 sections left for this book.  Maybe late November will be the finish and I spend the rest of 2023 fiddling with my Phi Beta notebook.

Really wish I had more excitement to report.  The section I wrote was the beginning of ‘Act 3’ where everything went haywire.  Not only within the story, but I stumbled onto a bunch of plot holes.  This adventure has so many strange mysteries that keep popping up out of nowhere.  For example, an important item in the most recent chapter that was never mentioned prior to its appearance.  That might be another reason why I took so long because I kept having to stop and think.  There’s supposed to be a lot of things that don’t make any sense, but Darwin isn’t paying enough attention to see it like the readers.  So, there’s no way to know what’s going on until the final confrontation.  Editing Darwin & the Beast Collector is going to be a pain.

Once the week started, I had to go into parenting and TA mode.  My school had a special event on Thursday where people sign up for events to help the community.  I ended up having to leave early though because my son got his lower braces on, which meant chocolate shakes and Pokemon Go to distract.  Scattered about the week was the usual homework, quizzes, tests, and the life event.  This is why I couldn’t fit any biking in and had to depend entirely on Pokemon Go outings for exercise.  That’s going to be the same this weekend and I hope to stop the slight gaining of weight I’m seeing.  Why does it always happen around this time of year?

Of course, there was the big event of the week, which was the CPAP machine.  I’ve been on it for a week and it’s been interesting.  I’m starting to get used to sleeping with the full face mask, which is connected to a tube.  That took some time because I fiddled with the settings the following ways:

  • Second night I took the machine off auto and manually upped the humidity to avoid dry mouth.  Even one level higher and I ended up getting water in the mask.
  • Fourth night, I thought the mask was too loose because it leaked a little.  Ended up making it leak a lot and spent 15 minutes fighting to adjust it during the test function, which basically blasts you in the face with air.

Those were the big ones, but the really challenge is that the CPAP machine records and transmits my numbers.  Insurance uses these to gauge if I’m using it often enough to get free replacement parts or something.  So, I have to use it at least 4 hours a night and 21 nights a month.  Not sure why anyone would do less or even that amount when it should be a nightly thing.  They record the time you slept, mask leak level, times you take the mask off, and sleep apnea events per hour.  It results in a grade from 1-100 and you even get video game like achievements . . . This might be why I tinkered with the thing in the hopes of improving my numbers.  Stupid part is I was already in the 98-100 range after the first night.  Apnea events went from 199/hour to 0.8/hour.

The real question here is how do I feel.  Well, sinus issues and head cold weren’t doing me any favors.  It was a few days into using it when I noticed that I wasn’t feeling as gross in the morning as I used to.  My energy still fades fairly quickly at the end of the day, but it doesn’t feel as severe.  I used to feel like I was coming down with something and freaking myself out.  Now, I can tell that I’m just regular tired.  Things can only get better as long as I use the machine.  Morning maintenance on school days is a bit of a pain, but I got some special wipes to make it go faster.

This coming week is set to be a normal one.  I have no holidays, appointments, or other events beyond the usual.  The ‘life event’ may still take a few swings at me, especially as certain dates come closer.  It might not be enough to lay me out though. It’s even possible that the CPAP will give me the energy to do some writing during the week.  I won’t hold my breath there though.  The next few chapters of Darwin & the Beast Collector are complicated with a lot of strings to tie together.  I might use the time to finish December blog posts, which clears my path for the last 2 months.  I don’t know if I’ll be writing much next weekend either because I might have to get involved in a few things.  Not being a career author means I can’t say ‘I need to write’ and expect people to give me the time and space.  It’s back to being a hobby that nobody takes seriously.  Actually, it’s even worse these days since I don’t have anyone to discuss story ideas with any more.  All alone with my thoughts now.

Goals of the week?

  1. Continue using the CPAP machine and getting used to it.
  2. Time with son.
  3. Write Darwin & the Beast Collector when time permits.
  4. Exercise.
  5. Grumble about how it keeps raining on the weekends.
  6. December blog posts.
  7. Make penne with vodka sauce tomorrow.
  8. Remember the other goals after this post goes live.
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Monster Month: Grootslang

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So . . . The Grootslang is a thing.  It’s definitely . . . A sight to behold.  Also, I’m fairly certain at least one person’s mind went to a talking alien tree that I think talks about the power of family or something?  I don’t know.  Let’s move on.

The Grootslang supposedly lives in a deep cave in South Africa.  This creature is primordial, which means it has been around for as long as the world has existed.  It was one of the gods’ earliest creations when they were still learning their trade.  So, they made this guy by accident and have regretted it ever since.  The Grootslang is strong, cunning, smart, and vicious.  To fix this mistake, they split all of the Grootslang in half to create the first elephant and first snake.  Of course, one managed to escape and managed to reproduce enough that it’s still a threat.

As you can tell, the Grootslang is a combination of an elephant and a serpent.  Although, I also found sites saying it was originally just a giant, cow-eating snake with diamonds in its eye sockets.  The elephant features were added later when getting mixed up with other local legends.  Another legend had it as a hippo instead of an elephant, but I only ran into that one once.  It was typically a black-scaled giant snake or a black-scaled elephant/snake hybrid.  Choose whichever one you want at this point.  Both seem to be terrifying and enjoying swallowing large animals (cows and elephants) whole.

Now, the Grootslang lives in a cave called the ‘Wonder Hole’ or ‘Bottomless Pit’.  This lair was connected to the distant ocean, which allowed the creature to escape for food.  It even went into rivers at times.  The cave was also filled with diamonds, which connects to the various that has the gems for eyes.  Of course, this added to some legends where the Grootslang loves gems so much that they can be bargained with.  Not that people have diamonds in their pocket all the time, but it’s a nice escape if you can swing it.

Direct stories didn’t really turn up.  There was one about an English businessman disappearing after his group got attacked by lions.  People said the Grootslang got him instead of the lions.  The second had a prospector going into the ‘Wonder Hole’ until he reached a ledge.  He saw all these tunnels, smelled sulfur or pure evil, and then scrambled back up the winch when bats caused him to drop his lantern.  Not sure about that one since the Grootslang didn’t actually make an appearance.

In terms of real-world origins, the simplest explanation is the local fauna.  Pythons in the area could grow to 25 feet long, so a person running into one might be frightened enough to exaggerate it in their mind.  The elephant part could have been added through repeating the story and making it scarier.  Although, I do like the origin tale where they were split into the two separate animals.  Really had an odd ‘Just So Stories’ by Kipling vibe to it.

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