
Greetings, SE’ers! Beem Weeks here with you again. Today, I’m giving an update on my post concerning Amazon’s Kindle Vella. The previous post can be …
A Look at My Vella Results!

Greetings, SE’ers! Beem Weeks here with you again. Today, I’m giving an update on my post concerning Amazon’s Kindle Vella. The previous post can be …
A Look at My Vella Results!

Mel Brooks
(I really don’t know what triggered this one. Clearly, I was angry at someone who had power and influence.)
Edicts and procedures
Hurled from the mountaintop
Forcing the drones to moan
Adding complications
To a convoluted system
Steps of unimportance
Yet lethal if ignored
A forest’s worth of forms
Created for this foolishness
Jobs are changed to fit
Like square pegs in a blender
Confusion and frustration
Run rampant through the cubes
The proclaimers ignore this
Saying all is well
Ignorant of the destruction
They leave in their wake

Time to throw some more bait in the water and see what rises. I’m talking about my newest release, Goodbye Old Paint. This time I wanted a monster …
Swarms

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I was dancing around this one because it’s a fairly popular one. Then, I thought that it might only be common to me because I want a lot of anime and read a lot of manga. So, others might have never heard of the Bake-Danuki. We’re going to use the more common name of ‘Tanuki’, which is also what the Japanese call a raccoon dog. Adorable guy on the left, huh?
Bake-Danuki is translated to ‘transforming raccoon dog’, so it really is the true name of this creature. As you can tell, it is a raccoon dog that has gained the ability to change shape. The form of the Tanuki has changed to a bipedal, chubby animal that is usually wearing a straw hat and drinking sake/rice wine. They are also known to play the drums using their belly. The most distinct feature is its large scrotum, which can magically expand. Sometimes, these are depicted as so big that the Tanuki can put them over its shoulder or use them as a weapon, umbrella, and fishing net. This is primarily for artwork while stories focused more on their shapeshifting and belly drumming. It was mostly after the Edo period artwork that the scrotum got more attention . . . Can’t believe I had to write that sentence.
Behavior-wise, the Tanuki has changed from its earlier incarnation. Early on, it would take human form in order to steal, trick people, and even kill. As time went on, they were turned into tricksters that were innocent instead of malicious. The Tanuki would even be depicted as a humorous figure during the Edo period, which seems to be where a lot of changes in the mythos occurred. Today, you may see Tanuki statues on properties since they are symbols of prosperity and good luck.
The powers of a Tanuki revolve around shapeshifting and illusions. They enjoy taking human form in order to pull pranks. Supposedly, their favorite trick was to turn into a government official and start harassing someone at home for tax money. That or accuse them of a crime for chuckles. It was hard to discern if it was a Tanuki too. They slightly glow when they transform, which you can’t see during the day. If it is raining, their clothes would remain dry. Finally, losing focus would result in their fluffy tail popping out and revealing their true nature.
Tanukis can also change into objects. They can change into trees, rocks, lanterns, and just about anything. In fact, another favorite prank is changing into a moon when the moon is already out. This would make a person think they are going crazy. This goes along with them making noises to trick people at night. Sadly, there are tales of this backfiring on Tanuki after Japan opened to the West. Trains began running along single tracks, so these creatures started imitating the whistle. A train would stop, wait, and nothing would happen. Eventually, the conductor would ignore the noise and continue going. The next morning, they’d find a dead Tanuki on the tracks.
There is so much on Tanukis that I don’t think I can jam it all in here. You have many stories to choose from. So, I’d say take a look around and see what they’re all about.

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The Fine Line: Free Writing Versus Editing as You go
Of course, Lost is essential to War of Nytefall: Lost since her name is the title. This is a character who I’ve been wanting to introduce for a long time, but I came up with an idea that forced me to delay her. This worked out because it means she can shine brightly at the beginning and then calm down a bit. Only reason I say this is because she can be a fairly difficult character to write for too long.
Let me give you a brief description of Lost and then I’ll explain where she came from. She is a silver-haired girl of about 16 who wears pajamas with no shoes or socks. In fact, she’s terrified of socks and gets violent at the sight of them, especially if she’s already under stress. I made her a half-elf even though she was full human first, but none of that is truly important outside of spoilers. Lost carries around a ‘stuffed’ bunny that doubles as her storage device. She basically crams things into it. Is the bunny alive or dead? Nobody is really sure because it flies around and follows her orders as well as protecting her when she’s in danger. Yeah, her weapon of choice is a bunny. This is where I ask people to stop scratching their heads and hear me out on this because here’s the origin.
My first summer break from college saw me bringing a friend home and we ran a ‘Vampire: The Masquerade’ game. My younger sister loved vampires and wanted to give the game a chance. What did she make? Lost . . . and she teamed up with Clyde. Imagine a force of destruction teaming up with a force of chaos. Lost was from a vampire clan that was known for insanity and my sister didn’t skimp on the crazy. She gave her a sock phobia because it seemed like something to do at the time. She loved the rabbit from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ and even had a plushie of it, so that’s where the psychotic bunny comes from. She wanted to wear pajamas, be a computer hacker, and have silver hair. At some point, you just kind of nod your head and simply wonder where things are going to go. Well, we got Lost who treated the rules of vampire society like guidelines, which she forgot to read. Apparently, she was innocent in her delivery to get in trouble too.
Now, this being my sister’s one and only role-playing game character that I know of, I had to do something special. Lost was a mad inventor in the early versions of this series and she could give the Windemere gnomes a run for their money. For example, a motorcycle with sidecar strapped to a jet engine and armed with a machine gun that she forgot to load the one time she used the thing. Just random stuff would come out of this character, but I toned her down for Windemere. I couldn’t do computer hacking, so I gave her the ability to mind hack, which is basically all-purpose telepathy. The real trick was figuring out how to introduce her to the story since she didn’t fit the concept of Clyde’s gang anymore. She was far too innocent and didn’t possess anything that would make her a viable thief or mercenary.
That’s when the womb-born idea came about. War of Nytefall: Lost revolves around the emergence of these Dawn Fangs who were born through sex. It seems Dawn Fangs are capable of getting pregnant, which is news to them. Nobody knew this was possible until 16-year-old Lost comes bounding into the world in search of her father. You might be wondering how this is possible, so I’ll do the quick answer. Dawn Fangs are born without a heartbeat and need even one drop of blood to eventually get the organs going. So, those who gave birth assumed it was a stillbirth and abandoned the ‘corpse’. This is what caused the big problem that is about to hit Windemere and Lost is at the center of the whole epic mess. All in search of her father who will remain nameless because that’s totally a spoiler.
This is where I’d tell a funny story about the character during the gaming times. There’s just so much to choose from with Lost:
2023 Additions– I really don’t know what to add here. Lost became one of the favorites of War of Nytefall and a lot of fun to write. I still couldn’t have her be in a scene for too long due to her attention span and chaotic nature. She did get better over the course of the series though. There was a level of maturity that she hit even without losing her child-like spark. I think a big part was being recruited into the Vengeance Hounds, who started acting like her older brothers. Lost was probably all about the relationships and humanity of the Dawn Fangs. Being the first womb-born, she held a very important role in their overall society. Clyde saw her as a symbol of the future too. That was why I enjoyed writing Savagery since it had the two of them working together. Out of all of the characters, Lost is probably the one I wouldn’t change a thing about if I had to do a rewrite. She evolved perfectly for what I wanted and carried her part of the stories without problems. Even when I spontaneously gave her a rival in Anarchy, she adapted to that last minute change and the entire finale improved because of it. This is why I really want to use her in a cameo at some point. She’s not an easy character to do this with, so I have to be careful. Maybe I just want Lost, the child-like Dawn Fang, to meet up with Darwin Slepsnor, the child-like Slumberlord. Not sure Windemere would survive that chaotic team-up.

Hi, all. Time for a bit more promo for Goodbye Old Paint. This time I want to talk about my duo of main characters. Let’s start off with Elizabeth “…
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This is the nine-tailed fox *glares at Naruto fans to stop them from interrupting* from KOREAN mythology. Yes, it is similar to the kitsune from Japanese mythology, but it’s called the Kumiho. Let’s get that right out in the open.
Physically, the Kumiho is a nine-tailed fox that takes the form of a beautiful woman. It still retains its fox-like eyes and paws though. This is the extent of its physical description and it doesn’t vary its shape-shifting beyond beautiful women. It cannot possess others like its Japanese and Chinese counterparts. So, what how does it differ?
Instead of being a trickster or occasionally being good, the Kumiho is always evil in nature and out to do harm. They set out to seduce young men and boys in order to devour their hearts and livers. A Kumiho will run away if their presence is exposed, which is usually done by a dog. So, they are clearly stealth predators, but I guess this comes at a price. If one doesn’t eat human flesh for 1,000 days, they will turn into a human. Some times have it that this is done intentionally while others have it be a punishment.
They also have a magical marble in their mouths, which can be used to absorb life energy through a deep kiss. The Kumiho puts the marble in the victim’s mouth and draws it back in to get their meal. If the human manages to swallow the marble first, they are able to get a power. In fact, a person swallowing this can observe “sky, land, and people” in order to gain knowledge on each subject. Apparently, those in the stories tend to forget to look at the sky, so they get another power.
Most of the tales involve the Kumiho pursing a victim and getting caught. One copied a bride so well that the woman’s mother couldn’t tell the difference until the Kumiho’s clothes were removed. Another had a fox take the form of a woman who died and go after her children, but a hunter saw the transformation and warned them. Sometimes, a hero will simply meet a woman with fox-like features, which is assumed to be a Kumiho.
Now, there are older story scraps that have the Kumiho as a helpful spirit. Others have humans taking advantage of a naive Kumiho. Yet, Korean mythology eventually shifted to turn this creature into a purely evil being. Makes one wonder how that happened.

Hi SEers. John is with you today. Yes, it is a Monday, so there is that. One good thing about Monday is having the next weekend to look forward to. (…
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I went looking for creepy animals and it kept coming up with spiders, so I ran away from that idea. Too many legs and eyes in that collection. So, I tried to find the deadliest animals in the world. I kept getting sent to this article from 2022 though. Guess you can click the link for spoilers. I’m just going to do the count down with a recap. Enjoy!

Common Hippo
He’s back! The hippo kills around 500 people every year. This is because they attack boats that enter their area. People either drown, get bitten by that giant mouth, or flattened by its 3,300 pound bulk.

Elephant
Elephants kill around 500 humans a year as well, but I think exact numbers put the hippo ahead by a bit. Then again, elephant and human territories are overlapping more and more, which leads to violent conflicts. Doesn’t take much for a startled elephant to win a fight with a human.

Saltwater Crocodile
Coming in with 1,000 kills, you have this opportunistic ambush predator. It really isn’t any wonder that a predator this big may look at a human as prey if they see an opportunity. They won’t go out of their way to eat us, but lurking in the water and seeing an unsuspecting person can be too tempting to ignore.

Ascaris Roundworm
No more large beasts on this list. We’re getting into the realm of icky and starting with the ascaris roundworm. This parasite is responsible for 2,500 deaths a year. They get into people through food and drink that is contaminated with human feces. This leads to a disease caused Ascariasis, which can be lethal. You will find that many of the upcoming creatures on the list are here because they are carriers of deadly diseases.

Indian Red Scorpion
Edging out the roundworm with 2,600 kills is the scorpion. Many species aren’t deadly to humans, but there are 25 that are with the worst being the Indian Red Scorpion. Again, we have an animal that doesn’t go out of its way to kill humans. Deaths happen usually because the scorpion is accidentally stepped on while a person is barefoot or it is hiding in shoes.

Assassin Bug a.k.a. Kissing Bug
Another creepy crawler, but this one jumps the kill count to 10,000 per year. Certain species spread Chagas Disease through their bites due to a microscopic parasite. Not sure why the parasite doesn’t get the credit. This disease causes congestive heart failure if left untreated.

Saw-Scaled Viper
Not surprised that a venomous snake is somewhere on this list. People tend to stumble onto these animals and get attacked by accident. To be fair, 138,000 deaths are caused by all snake species combined. The saw-scaled viper takes the top spot for mortality due to it being fairly aggressive. Yet, the inland taipan is the most venomous. Just avoid all of them to be safe.

Freshwater Snail
Another big jump to just over 200,000 deaths here. Again, they’re here because they can transmit deadly parasites such as flukes. Schistosoma is one of the worst flatworms that develop in snails and then get released into the water. Humans can get infected through their skin, especially if they have cuts. The disease known as ‘snail fever’ is second only to malaria in terms of socioeconomically devastating parasites.

Vitruvian Man
431,000 deaths per year seems really low for humans. We’re actually the only ones on the list who kill humans on purpose. It isn’t like the animals hunt us down unless they’re scared or starving. The diseases don’t infect us while laughing maniacally. Looking at the number, this is only for homicides. Doesn’t include wars, accidents, those dying due to not having food or water, those dying because they can’t afford life saving medicine/procedures, and the rest of the list of ways that humans manage to kill their own kind. There’s a good argument for why we should be the top spot on this list and that’s pretty much because we kill each other intentionally. Can’t argue with that.

Mosquito
For anyone who didn’t stop at humans, the top killer is the mosquito. We all know why too. These guys are massive disease carriers. This includes malaria, dengue, West Nile virus, zika, yellow fever, and chikungunya. Due to their ability to infect people so easily and with so many diseases, mosquitoes are responsible for 725,000-1,000,000 human deaths a year. Guess that does put them either ahead of our species or at least tied for the worst.