Category Archives: Olde Shoppe Stories

Hiring for Adventure!

Posted on January 13, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

Thank you for answering our Help Wanted ad. We have a big job coming up and one of our members isn’t able to join us.  What happened to your predecessor?  There was an incident with a dragon, two kegs of … Continue reading →

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Alternate Reality: Illusions Are Our Business

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little corner of reality where all of your dreams can come true for a little bit of time.  Want to live the life of an adventurer without facing real monsters?  Just fill out this form and the … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Spell Cafe: The Best of the Banned

Posted on November 11, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

You’re not a priest, are you?  We have to ask because that would get us in a lot of trouble since we aren’t dealing in regular spells.  There’s a small market for forbidden magic, but it’s still very lucrative.  First, … Continue reading →

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The Curse Hut: Putting a Hex on Your Ex

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

So, what do you want?  We work with curses, so being friendly isn’t something we’re used to.  You’re not a Paladin, are you?  Okay, guess finding this place helps too.  Yes, I know this is a kiosk in the middle … Continue reading →

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Build-A-Beast: All Your Chimera Needs

Posted on September 9, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Be with you in a moment!  Removing an elephant trunk with all the muscles and blood vessels isn’t easy.  Especially when you’re replacing it with a rhino horn that fires lightning.  Okay, what can we make for you? We get … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Boat Shoppe: If It Floats Then We Did Our Job

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to Ye Olde Boat Shoppe, which has been in our family for so many generations that we never bothered to give it a flashy name.  Just to be clear, we make new boats that are tailored to your specifications. … Continue reading →

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The Golem Galleria: Free Bagel with Every Purchase

Posted on June 24, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

So you’re the one who called in asking if we could make a robot.  I told you over the phone that I’m not sure what you’re talking about.  Golems are magical in nature, but you say this is something more. … Continue reading →

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Quest in a Crate: Crowbars Included

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Come in out of the cold and lets talk business.  Yes, I know it’s supposed to be warm, but the weather is acting up.  If it puts you at ease, several of my previous customers are trying to fix that. … Continue reading →

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Barbarian Bazaar: All Products Come in Bulk

Posted on April 29, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

So you want to be a barbarian.  Well, you have the size for it and that intimidating stare is chilling.  Still, you need the attitude and ferocity that comes with controlling a churning rage that has been kept under control … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Spy Shoppe: Buy 2 Saints, Get a Bond Free

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little store found in an undisclosed location.  Yes, I know we have a Chinese restaurant next door, but that doesn’t narrow anything down.  Have any idea how many of those are around?  Most of them are fronts … Continue reading →

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