Category Archives: Olde Shoppe Stories

Ye Olde Boat Shoppe: If It Floats Then We Did Our Job

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to Ye Olde Boat Shoppe, which has been in our family for so many generations that we never bothered to give it a flashy name.  Just to be clear, we make new boats that are tailored to your specifications. … Continue reading →

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The Golem Galleria: Free Bagel with Every Purchase

Posted on June 24, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

So you’re the one who called in asking if we could make a robot.  I told you over the phone that I’m not sure what you’re talking about.  Golems are magical in nature, but you say this is something more. … Continue reading →

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Quest in a Crate: Crowbars Included

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Come in out of the cold and lets talk business.  Yes, I know it’s supposed to be warm, but the weather is acting up.  If it puts you at ease, several of my previous customers are trying to fix that. … Continue reading →

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Barbarian Bazaar: All Products Come in Bulk

Posted on April 29, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

So you want to be a barbarian.  Well, you have the size for it and that intimidating stare is chilling.  Still, you need the attitude and ferocity that comes with controlling a churning rage that has been kept under control … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Spy Shoppe: Buy 2 Saints, Get a Bond Free

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little store found in an undisclosed location.  Yes, I know we have a Chinese restaurant next door, but that doesn’t narrow anything down.  Have any idea how many of those are around?  Most of them are fronts … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Super Henchman Shoppe

Posted on March 25, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to my store.  So, are you here to recruit or upgrade someone?  Sorry, I have to ask even if you have a minion behind him.  Never know if he’s a bodyguard, chauffeur, or a snack.  Well, put this young … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Windemere Tours Incorporated

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Sounds like you need to get away from wherever you live.  Well, you’ve come to the right place to escape the Shattered States.  Whatever that is.  I don’t get out much, kid, so the world outside could be ruled by … Continue reading →

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More on How to Survive in the Shattered States

Posted on March 4, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Okay, youngsters, did everyone read the short list of tips to survive or at least die with some dignity?  Yes, Timmy, I know hyperlinks don’t work since the Internet is no more outside of the Wi-Fi Dens.  I should add … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Post-Apocalyptic Supply Shoppe: Mind the Roaches a.k.a. The Landlords

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to Olde Shoppe!  No, we spelled those words that way on purpose to be funny and whimsical.  Obviously we failed, but paint is in short supply these days.  Don’t step on the roaches, buddy.  The big ones will take … Continue reading →

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Post Revisited- Welcome to ‘The Pen Is . . .’

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

This originally went live on April 30th, 2014.  A lot of fun to write.  Think it was one of the earlier ‘Olde Shoppe’ skits. Welcome, good customer, to The Pen Is!  Why do people keep laughing at our name?  It’s … Continue reading →

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