Category Archives: Olde Shoppe Stories

Steiner’s School Supply Store: Free Pencil For Every $100 Spent

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to my little store, which has all of your school supply needs.  We open near the end of the school year to help people get their shopping done before the summer.  Don’t worry because the magic lasts for a … Continue reading →

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Carl’s Cookie Coventry Cazba

Posted on April 11, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little cookie shop.  We have plenty of special treats that you can by in a variety of amounts.  Each one is unique in that you may get an ability or power due to the secret ingredient.  It’s … Continue reading →

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Brenda’s Barbeque Buyout Boutique: Grill ‘Em!

Posted on September 2, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our end of season sale!  All of our grills are discounted and can come in any reasonable shape you want.  The only choice you have to make is size and the method by which it cooks.  We even … Continue reading →

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Gary’s Glasses Galore: All Glasses Polished to Perfection

Posted on August 23, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Come in and have a seat at the bar.  We don’t serve alcohol here, but the setting helps people find their perfect glass.  You know that the right glass will enhance the taste of what you’re drinking?  It’s not scientifically … Continue reading →

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Gus’s Glasses Galore: All Glass Polished to Perfection

Posted on August 19, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Good morning and welcome to our little shop.  We are dedicated to making the perfect pair of glasses for every customer.  Just give my your prescription and I will begin the tour of our wares.  It is very important for … Continue reading →

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Lucretia’s Luggage Shop: Buy 3, Get a Tote Free

Posted on July 31, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the store with all of your traveling container needs.  We have every color you could imagine and all materials we could turn into a suitcase.  I see you’re going on a long trip with others.  May I suggest … Continue reading →

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The Soda Pop Shop: Please Drink Responsibly

Posted on July 8, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little soda shop where we have more flavors than you can imagine.  We don’t both with the brands you’re used too.  They may taste alright, but they aren’t special like our brews.  Some would say there’s a … Continue reading →

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Dominic’s Dumpling Diner

Posted on June 10, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

(Inspired by a dumpling tour of Chinatown and a previous conversation about how every culture seems to have its own dumpling.  Yes, this is going to be the topic of the week because I think we can all use some … Continue reading →

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Walt’s Whistling Woodwind Summoning Shoppe

Posted on April 3, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Hello and enter!  We have so many options for you and are happy that you have chosen us for your shopping.  Each of our instruments is carved from the purest of elder woods and core metal.  This is where they … Continue reading →

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Vicky’s Vitamin Shoppe: The Ones You’ve Never Heard Of Before

Posted on March 11, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome, dearie.  I’ve got the best vitamins outside of the industry.  Betting you saw the posters, which means you’re special.  One would even say chosen to come here and choose from my wares.  Why is my voice raspy?  I have … Continue reading →

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