Category Archives: Olde Shoppe Stories

Lucretia’s Luggage Shop: Buy 3, Get a Tote Free

Posted on July 31, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the store with all of your traveling container needs.  We have every color you could imagine and all materials we could turn into a suitcase.  I see you’re going on a long trip with others.  May I suggest … Continue reading →

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The Soda Pop Shop: Please Drink Responsibly

Posted on July 8, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little soda shop where we have more flavors than you can imagine.  We don’t both with the brands you’re used too.  They may taste alright, but they aren’t special like our brews.  Some would say there’s a … Continue reading →

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Dominic’s Dumpling Diner

Posted on June 10, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

(Inspired by a dumpling tour of Chinatown and a previous conversation about how every culture seems to have its own dumpling.  Yes, this is going to be the topic of the week because I think we can all use some … Continue reading →

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Walt’s Whistling Woodwind Summoning Shoppe

Posted on April 3, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Hello and enter!  We have so many options for you and are happy that you have chosen us for your shopping.  Each of our instruments is carved from the purest of elder woods and core metal.  This is where they … Continue reading →

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Vicky’s Vitamin Shoppe: The Ones You’ve Never Heard Of Before

Posted on March 11, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome, dearie.  I’ve got the best vitamins outside of the industry.  Betting you saw the posters, which means you’re special.  One would even say chosen to come here and choose from my wares.  Why is my voice raspy?  I have … Continue reading →

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Herbs Herb Hut (Owner’s Real Name Is Jerry)

Posted on February 16, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our herb shop where everything is grown on the property.  We have a wide assortment of herbs that you may recognize, but have been given a little boost.  Are you looking for cooking, medical, or entertainment?  Medical because … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Pensive Pen Shop: All Purchases Come with Laundromat Coupons

Posted on January 15, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little shop where you can buy any of our special pens.  They’re special because they all do something magical.  We make sure that what you purchase only functions in your hands too.  So, there is no fear … Continue reading →

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Sally’s Sandwich Shop: You Can’t Avoid the Bread

Posted on November 3, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little sandwich restaurant.  We only have sandwiches.  The sign even says that we don’t have soups or salads.  No funny business.  As you can see, we have a long line, so here’s the menu and you have … Continue reading →

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Benny’s Bountiful Bed Boutique

Posted on September 8, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

Good morning and welcome to our store.  I can see by the bags under your eyes that you’re in need of restful sleep.  Then, you have come to the right place.  All of our beds are designed for your needs.  … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Alex’s Author Shoppe! No Refunds for Mentally Unstable Products!

Posted on July 21, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our author store.  First, please know that Do I Need to Use a Dragon? is available as a Kindle eBook for 99 cents.  This has nothing to do with our products, but we have to put a promo in this … Continue reading →

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