Final Fantasy
Welcome to the adventuring establishment that all people come to. Love all of your fancy gear. Means you’re going to need a lot of essentials and have the money to afford it. Very important not to go out alone and unprepared.
As you can see, we have everything that you need. Rations, sleeping bags, saddlebags, pillows, soap, rope, grappling hooks, bottles, musical instruments, clothes, sewing kits, medical kits, mortars, pestles, oil, torches, whetstones, flint and steel, fishing rods, fishing hooks, bait, tents, pots, kettles, utensils, shower puffs, leather polish, compasses, maps, books, scrolls, cases, flasks, plates, bowls, some kind of a reverse ladle, various repair kits, and the list keeps on going.
So, come with me and . . . you only want rope and a backpack? Nothing else? Spent all your money on the sword, shield, and armor? Well, that’s a little disappointing now, isn’t it?
Legends of Windemere 
Very nice! I totally laughed at the end. Have a great day and keep creating! CSA
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Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
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😆 😅 Hilarious! Yes, I spent my money on armor and a shield. And I hope the backpack you offer can magically to hold all of my stuff!
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Sorry. We don’t do magical gear. The licensing is far too high.
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Guess I didn’t think this through very well. I’ll have to find a squire to lug all my stuff. BRB.
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Don’t forget to give the squire clothes. Otherwise, he’ll be arrested along with all of your gear. Happens more often than people realize.
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I also bought this horse. Why I don’t know. The thing eats me out of house and home. Want to trade?
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Sorry. We don’t have stables on the premises. There is a farm up the road run by some strange oinking humans. I heard they’re looking for a new horse.
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Gee thanks. I’ll be back.
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Actually, I spent some of it on a bow and quiver of arrows. Can we talk more about your stock of potions?
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Our potion selection is limited since we don’t have an alchemist on staff. We sell primarily mundane and non-magical equipment.
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I suppose I should have a pestle and mortar to grind up the herbs I find on my travels. I can then make up my own potions. Oh, and a few bottles to put the finished product in.
Do you have knives that never lose their edge? Some of those plants are so tough they blunt ordinary knives in no time?
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We have whetstones and some keen blades that aren’t magical. Hatchets might work too.
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