Tag Archives: humor

Teaser Tuesday: Guardian of Aintaranurh

Posted on May 24, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

This is a taste of Tribe of the Snow Tiger, which is now available for Pre-Order.  There is a cut in case there are bigger spoilers than I realize.  Anyway, this kind of introduces an interesting character that can give Yola … Continue reading →

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7 Tips to Writing on a Plane

Posted on May 20, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Now, I’ve tried to do writing on a plane.  At least back when I was able to afford tickets and had a reason to go.  There are plenty of ways to make this a fun event even if you’re crammed … Continue reading →

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Quest in a Crate: Crowbars Included

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Come in out of the cold and lets talk business.  Yes, I know it’s supposed to be warm, but the weather is acting up.  If it puts you at ease, several of my previous customers are trying to fix that. … Continue reading →

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Crossing Bedlam is Now #99Cents! #dystopia #ASMSG

Posted on April 29, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

To celebrate the new cover, I’ve dropped the price of Crossing Bedlam to 99 cents. Will this price be forever?  I’m not sure right now.  Treat it like a limited deal.  At the very least, it’ll be going on through the month … Continue reading →

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7 Rules to Being a Barbarian in Windemere

Posted on April 22, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

If someone outside of the tribe calls you names then smile and offer to buy them a drink.  If they insult the tribe then loom over them and give off an intimidating presence.  If they insult your parents or spouse … Continue reading →

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7 Signs You’re a Fictional Assassin

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Every article of clothing that you own has a hidden weapon.  This makes doing laundry very difficult and it is not uncommon for a knife to get stuck in the lint trap.  Let’s not even get into the challenge of … Continue reading →

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7 Signs You Should Go Outside

Posted on April 8, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

At the urging of loved ones, including the dying orchid in the corner, you decide to open the window.  Taking a big sniff of fresh air, you promptly pass out.  Apparently, you’ve been inside for so long that your body … Continue reading →

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7 Signs You’ve Gone Too Far With Your Advertising

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

A big chunk of an indie author’s life is promoting their books.  Whether it’s available or about to come out, you need to spread the word.  Yet, sometimes an author might go too far and things begin to unravel.  At … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Super Henchman Shoppe

Posted on March 25, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to my store.  So, are you here to recruit or upgrade someone?  Sorry, I have to ask even if you have a minion behind him.  Never know if he’s a bodyguard, chauffeur, or a snack.  Well, put this young … Continue reading →

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7 Signs You Are a Henchman

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Not much of an introduction is needed for this.  The title basically says it all.  Though I will say that it looks like the 2nd Stormtrooper from the left is staring at me.  Creepy. You are wearing the same thing … Continue reading →

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