One thing that has always been great about the little guy is that he rarely throws a public temper tantrum. In fact, I think 99% of his outbursts have been with mommy who he knows is more of a pushover than daddy. Then again, I do tend to indulge him to some extent in order to avoid the tantrum. Anyway, he’s very friendly and polite when we’re out for lunch or running some errands. I thought I had a specific story with him on this topic, but it’s really another batch of quotes:
“I’m helping my daddy! He can’t do this without me.” (Conversing with an elderly woman at supermarket.)
“I’m going to get it.” (Grabbing things off the shelf if I stop for something.)
“Why do I have this? I don’t eat this.” (Forcing me to go back and return what he randomly took off the shelf.)
“Good boys say Thank You. I’m a bad boy, so I don’t say Thank You . . . Thank You for helping us.” (Claiming he’s a bad boy to a cashier.)
“Should I help the man with the food?” (A little confused on his role in a restaurant.)
“Wait! I have to say good-bye to the frozen yogurt man.” (Self-explanatory.)
“I’m sorry for *insert reason*” (Said after every argument, tantrum, and incident.)
You know, I really did think I had a story here, but he does this a lot without prompting. We still tend to prompt him immediately out of habit, so it’s actually the adults that have to learn to give him time to react. It does get funny when he’s around another child who has poor manners or is throwing a tantrum. He gets confused and starts loudly asking us why the other kid is being bad or sad.
One time he even tried to explain to a little girl that she should be saying sorry for bumping another kid off a slide. She didn’t really pay attention, which led to him complaining to me (and the girl’s mom who happened to be standing next to me) that the little girl was rude. From the scowl of the parent who was watching her daughter knock another kid off the slide, I don’t think she appreciated the 4-year-old’s commentary. He opted to avoid the girl after that and play ‘extra well’ with the other kids. Guess there was a story in there.








Mr. Speaker, in recognition of World Alzheimer’s Day, my constituent, Michael Ellenbogen, wrote a touching excerpt detailing his experience with early onset Alzheimer’s disease. 



