4 Mistakes to Avoid When Using Mailchimp

Sacha Black's avatarSacha Black

Mailchimp mistakesIf you try something new for the first time and you don’t fuck it up, you’re probably not doing it right. Mistakes are natural, normal and help us learn to get better. I’m doing a monthly newsletter full of even more writing tips, competitions, handy writer hacks and news on my progress towards publishing. If you haven’t signed up yet, you can tick that off your list by clicking here. HINT!

I made mistakes. But I’m a writer. So standing up, dusting myself down and picking up the proverbial pen again is in my blood.

When I wrote the post on creating your perfect Author Newsletter I’d already found Mailchimp hard to set up and master. But SO many people said the same thing I knew I had to regroup and share some of the lessons I’d learnt doing my own newsletter.

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Pre-Order is Live

Unknown's avatarDon Massenzio

Things are coming along well with the new book, Frankly, My Dear. I’ve received  positive comments from the beta readers now and will be going out to advance readers in a couple of weeks. It’s up for pre-order on Amazon and will be released on April 29th.

If you’d like to pick up an advance copy, you can do so by clicking on the book cover below:

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Here is a synopsis:

Frank Rozzani, a transplant to Jacksonville, Florida from Syracuse, New York, has left his tragic past as a police officer behind for life as a private detective. Frank and his partner Clifford “Jonesy” Jones work with the local police to solve crimes that are virtually unsolvable.

In Frankly My Dear, the fourth in the Frank Rozzani Detective Series of novels, Frank and Jonesy are at it again and this time the case is one of the most bizarre…

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Birthday To Me: Note the Missing Word

Today has sucked.  Last night I started having a raspy cough and decided to see a doctor today.  The wife was in the same boat, but with her usual bronchitis.  First, that insurance issue wasn’t as fixed as I thought.  We’re on Medicaid until May 1st when our old plan takes us back.  This is one of those programs where you’re covered, but with something that is accepted less than a kick to the groin.  Found a clinic though and spent the birthday morning getting checked out.  Sadly, I’m not done because there was a blip on the EKG and I have to see a cardiologist to make sure it’s nothing serious.  There goes my Monday at least.

Honestly, I really should have seen something like this coming.  My week got destroyed by errands early on while I tried to get things ready for that special project. Still waiting for that to go forward, but it still be delayed due to the disease.  Plus side is that the kid is doing much better today.  He was home for 2 days and that killed all momentum I had for working.  The first day was checking on him every 5-10 minutes and carrying him to where he had to go.  The second day was him being more active until an afternoon of crying over everything.  With the wife going down, I can’t hand him off to her and recover energy.  So I might be more quiet than usual some days.

With the health thing in the air, I don’t think I’m going to be expecting a lot of success in other areas.  My plan was going to be to use the next two weeks to set up stuff for the Crossing Bedlam sequel.  Just designing new characters for a redesigned Lloyd and Cassidy to run into.  All I’ve done is list the stops, list of vehicles, and a basic idea for each spot.  Maybe I’ll get lucky and finish all of that by the end of the week.  Maybe I’ll also develop a healing factor and win the lottery.  Needless to say, I have very little faith in my success.  Other projects have been stalled too because I’m just too tired to be annoying over email.

To anyone who volunteered for the Secret Project, I’m hoping it’s okay if I put you on the list for the next Windemere release.  Not sure when that will happen, but I’m praying it happens in May.  This is where I’d normally put a list of goals.  I don’t really feel up to it after everything that happened over the last couple of days.  Nearly 2 PM and this is the first chunk of ‘me time’ I’ve had.  Royally sucks.

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All in the Details – Part 1 – New Release

Julian Froment's avatarJ and I Publishing

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This color book is intended for those who love complex patterns and designs filled with small spaces. As these images require concentration to color, they will help carry you away from your everyday stress and create a sense of mindfulness and peace within you as you make them your own. The pages are single-sided to help avoid bleed-through and to allow for greater freedom in the tools you use to color them in. Relax and enjoy yourself as you fill in these pages with the colors you love.

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7 Signs You Should Go Outside

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  1. At the urging of loved ones, including the dying orchid in the corner, you decide to open the window.  Taking a big sniff of fresh air, you promptly pass out.  Apparently, you’ve been inside for so long that your body mistook the clean air for poison.  On the plus side, your trip to the hospital counts as getting out and meeting new people, so your family will leave you alone for a week.
  2. You answer the door for Halloween and kids run screaming from your terrifying ghost costume.  You consider it a step in the right direction since last year they thought you were a zombie.  Still, you might want to do something about being paler than an albino.
  3. The slightest ray of natural sunlight causes you to do your best Gizmo from Gremlins imitation.  Complete with high-pitched screaming about the bright light and the smell of burning flesh.  Though that second one might be caused more by you using matches for small light sources.
  4. You have no recollection of what your town looks like. Google Earth helps you fake it when your online friends ask about where you live.  But you just said you enjoy going to a restaurant that burned down a year ago.  Maybe you should start taking some walks before people start thinking you’re a computer program instead of a real human.
  5. The last time you saw your house key, it was in your jacket pocket.  Now you have no idea where either one is.  Though the pile of moth-eaten fabric with a sprinkling of rust looks familiar.  Come to think of it, where did those moths go to?
  6. You cannot confidently answers the question ‘Are you animal, vegetable, or mineral?’ because you might be all three.
  7. There is a car waiting outside your house and you have no idea where it came from. It just sits there and nobody ever comes to claim it.  The police have driven by and say that they don’t see this mystery car.  You think you are losing your mind because the car is right there.  Now that you think about it, you vaguely remember owning a Corolla as well.  That same color too, but not as rusty and faded.  Whatever happened to that thing?  OH!
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Questions 3: Nobody Likes Being Sick

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So, I’m tending to a kid with strep right now.  Lots of kid movies and pampering, which has me thinking about being sick in a story.  It doesn’t come up too often unless it’s a central part of the story.  I kind of used one in Curse of the Dark Wind.  Anyway, let’s get to the question before I’m back on the parent job.

  1. Have you ever used a disease in a story?  Why or why not?
  2. What is one thing that you think is necessary when using a disease in a story?
  3. What is something you want now or as a kid when you’re really sick besides sleep?
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Hot Off the Press: Honest Fibs, a Collection of SSF Short Stories

Here is the promised update on the progress of Honest Fibs, my third collection of short stories, written in my trademark combination of speculative and science fiction: it’s alive! Sorry, I …

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Giant Girl is on Lisa Burton Radio

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Don’t touch that dial! You’ve found Lisa Burton Radio. Now broadcasting to alternate dimensions, and all across the known universe at one point twenty-one jigawatts of power. I’m your host, Lisa Burton, the robot girl.

We have a very special guest today, Veronica Kane, also known as Giant Girl. Welcome to the show Ronni.

“Hello Lisa! Thanks for having me on the show. I don’t usually get interviewed except by insurance claims adjustors, so this is a treat for me.”

“I love Giant Girl Adventures comics, and am excited for our listeners to meet you. You’re a very interesting super-being in that you’re not overly successful. What can you tell us about that?”

“Suuuure, we can start with that. I gave the folks at Giant Comics rights to publish stories based on my adventures years ago, but I’ll never see a dime of it because of all the lawsuits for…

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A Tradition in Fiction: Killing Parents

If anyone knows about death, it's Sean Bean

If anyone knows about death, it’s Sean Bean

First, I know there are exceptions to the above meme like ‘Brave’ and ‘Peter Pan’.  That’s not the point here.

A recent thought crossed my mind and led me to look at the parentage of the champions.  I have 2 orphans by murder of parents, 1 orphan by battlefield death of parents, 1 orphan by getting separated from parents, and 2 with both parents alive.  Due to spoiler issues, I’m not going into details about them.  All I will say is that one of the heroes with living parents has a lot of family dysfunction.  That leaves ONE with a family life that is unmarred by death or loss.  A really interesting result that I created so casually without a second thought.

It isn’t really strange to have characters with dead or simply missing parents.  The orphan turning into a hero is fairly common even before Harry Potter.  Some stories don’t even touch on the parents, which people don’t really question depending on the genre.  A big reason for this is to give the sense that the hero has no family to look out for him or her.  It creates a sense of isolation when the character heads into danger.  Mom and dad aren’t around to protect them or give advice.  It’s an important piece of social foundation that is missing.  You can replace it with a mentor type, but there is a unique sensation that comes off a parent/child dynamic.  Even adopted parents have this.  I think it stems from an interest in more than the hero’s skills and future.  A mother and father will show concern for their child in all aspects.  Possibly even becoming an obstacle that turns into one of those standard ‘rebellion’ stories.

Another reason for killing or removing parents is because it is an easy way to put angst and pain into a character.  Want your hero to lose faith or scream helplessly to the heavens? Want him to be emotionally numb or out for brutal revenge?  Well, one good way to do that is to have the bad guys kill mommy.  Maybe the father, but the mother tends to be in there somewhere.  With fathers, you tend to have the absent, unknown, or died before the story began scenario.  I don’t think killing daddy has the same impact as killing mommy.  We tend to put more weight behind the mother/child relationship since most stories put fathers in the provider role instead of the caretaker one.  Then again, there’s always Inigo Montoya.

Inigo Montoya Princess Bride

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Now I do think genre and setting play a role in this.  A world where violence is common would have a higher chance of set an event happening.  For example, a post-apocalyptic dystopia like the Shattered States.  We expect there to be death in such a world and parents tend to be fair game since they’re working on protecting their children.  The bad guys are more inclined to kill here too.  Now, a genre like Romance might not have such a ‘death friendly’ setting.  There are ways to do it, but going too far could make things a little far-fetched.  If the female lead lost her mother to cancer and father to a mugging while the male lead lost his mother to a bizarre zoo accident and his father died in the boxing ring then you may have gone too far.  All of those are viable by themselves or in pairs, but sometimes it gets silly when everyone is an orphan by extreme circumstances.  How often do protagonists’ parents die of old age anyway?  I guess you have those elderly kings that pass on and leave a bunch of heirs to fight over the kingdom.  By the way, that always ends with the bastard child nobody knew about inadvertently stumbling his or her way to the throne.

This is a very big topic that everyone has their own opinion on since everyone has a different sense of family.  Even those in the same position will find that their thoughts on the subject vary.  As far as fiction goes, I can come up with several theories as to why there is a parent killing tradition.  Builds up the hero, removes characters with impact, makes the villain seem more evil, sets up a backstory, and many more.

So, what do you think about this part of fiction?

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Teaser Tuesday: The Snow Tiger

Now we return to my attempts at spoiler free teasers.  It’s really getting difficult now.  For example, this part is from Tribe of the Snow Tiger.  I cut it off rather abruptly because it reveals something I’ve managed to keep off the blog.  Yes, there are secrets within the books that can only be found by buying and reading them.  Anyway, I’m going to be taking tiny pieces from the next release until I can’t go any further.  The problem with this story is that it revolves around Timoran’s big secret and I’d rather not spew that out just yet.

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