Smorgasbord Book Promotion – Air Your Reviews – Don Massenzio, Teagan Riordain Geneviene and Paul Cude

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Songs From Richmond Avenue, on #LisaBurtonRadio

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Lisa Burton

Hi all you mystery lovers, this is Lisa Burton, the robot girl. You’ve landed on Lisa Burton Radio, and my guest today is a real enigma. He’s calling in today from The Relix Club in Las Vegas, and he’s known only as the Buddhist. “Welcome to the show, Buddhist.”

“My humblest of greetings, Lisa. One brief correction, if I may. I am currently in The Relix Club, true enough, but it’s located in Houston, Texas, where I have resided, on and off, for a number of years. The confusion may be that I have only recently returned from North Las Vegas. I flew west, you see, to make right a wrong done to a friend concerning his vehicle and another party’s rather substantial debt. It’s probably best to leaving it at that, at least in such a public forum. Too many people listening in, if you follow my meaning.”

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The Armory of Ichabod Brooks

Armory at Prague Castle

In The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks, you get both a hint and a look at the armory he has at home.  This is found in his basement and readers will get a brief introduction in one story when he wanders down there.  All you really find out is that there’s a spot for dirty equipment and a vat designed to purify anything that was used to kill demons or other dark creatures.  Since I’m not introducing his wife and son yet, I can’t have him be at home very often.  This is where the hints come in and I realize now that this might be a little confusing because it’s subtle.

At least it appears to be subtle.  You see, Ichabod has different equipment in every adventure.  His longbows don’t always have the same enchantments and there are times when they’re normal, but his quiver has magic arrows.  Various rings, armors, bags, and articles of clothing have appeared.  Each one has its own set of tricks.  This variety is why Ichabod has a reputation for always being prepared.  Although, he’s also smart enough to think outside the box and use a magic item in a unique way.  So, it isn’t always that he’s prepared, but he’s cunning.

So, the first question might be: Why didn’t I give him one set of gear and keep it for every story?  Quite simply, I found the idea boring.  With 11 stories in one book, him having the same tricks would get stale.  It also weakens the idea that he prepares and thinks about every adventure before stepping in.  Ichabod wouldn’t take a job that involves fire creatures if his only weapon is a fireball bow.  So, it’s a situation that he would avoid at all costs.  Yes, he could stumble into the problem, but I can only do that specific headache once.  Otherwise, people will just be waiting for the inevitable fire-immune creatures to show up.  By having him set out with different gear every time, it strengthens the character’s foresight and brings an element of surprise since you don’t know what he’s capable of this time.

Second question: Why does he have so much gear?  Because he’s needed each one at some point in his long career.  Remember that Ichabod isn’t a starting adventurer and has been in the game for at least 25 years.  His wife is some kind of adventurer too, so she adds to the armory.  They buy each other artifacts for birthdays, anniversaries, and because all the time too.  Not to mention claiming stuff during an adventurer and being paid in enchanted gear.  Everything else was bought because Ichabod or his wife found themselves either in or heading into a situation that they weren’t prepared for.  After surviving, they want to make sure that the mistake won’t happen again.

The armory helps to show a lot about the Brooks’ mentality.  To some, they might come off as hoarders since they have so much.  Yes, there are odd artifacts that have very limited uses like the treat bag in Ichabod Brooks & the Orphan’s Shadow.  So, some of these items might even stem from home life too.  This does show a dependency on magic as well, which is important for the world-building.  Many fantasy worlds limit the magic and artifacts that you see.  Windemere is filled with magic, so it’s much more common than a reader might realize.  By having this armory, it shows that artifacts can be gathered in Ichabod’s world in a similar fashion to how we collect tools and guns.  Does he come off a little paranoid?  Maybe to some, but check out how many different hammers and screwdrivers you or your ‘Fix-It Friends’ have.  Pretty much the same thing here.

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Eight Steps to Establishing Your Author Brand

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Ciao, SEers. I’m just getting back into the groove after a long overdue trip back to the homeland. No, not Italy, although that’s on my bucket list. We went back to Pennsylvania to celebrate my daughter’s high school graduation with the extended family. A great time was had by all. We extended our trip, which put me even further behind, but it is worth it to see loved ones, even if we ran ourselves ragged.

Anyway…

Who are you?My series on creating a media kit seemed to be helpful to writers, so I thought I’d discuss something that coordinates with the media kit—author branding. Having worked for several years as a corporate identity specialist in my “real” job, those principles are transferrable and I want to give you a quick checklist that might help you out.

So, without further ado, here are eight steps to author branding cohesion.

1. You Are…

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Guest Post: Writing the Opposite Sex by C.S. Boyack (THE ENHANCED LEAGUE NOW ON AMAZON!) #baseball #shortstories #scifi

(Today I have a special guest whose newest short story collection has just been released.  A few of these stories focus on female characters, so I asked him to talk about authors writing the opposite sex.  So, give a warm welcome and let’s have a friendly chat in the comments.)

Thanks for the invite, Charles, and thanks for the idea. I checked back on my blog tour list and a writing lesson is one of the topics. Before I get into it, I want to tell everyone what I’m promoting today.

The Enhanced League is a collection of short stories that tell an overarching story. This is something new for me, because my previous collections were all stand alone stories. It’s the story of a fictional professional baseball league where performance enhancements are left up to the players. It has a science fiction basis, but the stories are human ones.

The individual stories include a lot of female characters. They aren’t players, but business women, scientists, umpires, stadium performers, and one high school girl with bigger dreams.

I’ve gotten compliments before on how well I write female characters, but I never focused on the differences until recently. I guess the first lesson is not to focus on the differences… yet.

I can only present this as a male author writing female characters. I can’t help but think the lessons are applicable either direction. If you have perspective on the flip side, weigh in.

Quite frankly, I usually develop a character before I assign a gender. Which gender will help me make the impact I’m going for? You might want to try that approach yourself.

Women are all humans first. Humans all have strengths and weaknesses, faults, hopes, and dreams. I’ll add in that if you’re writing a main character, they should absolutely want something. None of this has anything to do with their sex, even if they want sex.

If you write your characters this way, you’re going to make your readers happy. We’re all different, and your female characters can be different too. Some are extroverts, others are introverts. Some are forceful, others are more passive in their gyrations. They might be blunt, or passive aggressive.

I think this is really all you need to keep in mind, but I have a little perspective if you want to take it further.

My original character, Lisa Burton the robot girl, is a strong character. When her novel ended, I got tired of her moping around and put her to work. This all started as occasional blog posts where she served as my personal assistant. I commissioned a couple of new art pieces and forged ahead. The posters were very popular, so I promoted her to spokesmodel, and she helps promote my new books. More posters, this time book themed, and her popularity grew.

This led me to opening a Facebook site for her, and that opened my eyes. One of the first things that happened was some man sending her pictures of his genitalia. Recently, another man followed her and started sending stickers, poking, and sending direct messages. I backed him off.

Lisa is an electronic version of ink and paint, plus my own imagination. Keep it in your pants dudes.

This tells us something about men and about women. Men will do some things that are completely disgusting. Women have to be more careful, lest they become victims. Even then there are cross over issues.

Women are not unique when it comes to rape. While it is less common, male rape happens. Electronic stalkers are out there for all of us. Muggers and hackers are pretty indiscriminate about their victims. Still, women are more at risk for this kind of behavior and they might do things differently that a man because of it.

This proves to me there are differences. Not just physical differences, like female NFL players. Under certain circumstances, we act different. Men are more likely to blow off an important date. We forget six month anniversaries, Valentines Day, and birthdays. Women are less likely to do this.

Men are more likely to pull on a mismatched outfit and run out the door. Women tend to think an outfit through, and to clean up.

My original character, Clovis from The Playground, would walk down a dark alley and not even look over his shoulder. He would be the most dangerous thing in that alley. Most women, and some men, might think twice and go around.

Maybe there is a reason why women go to the bathroom in groups. They are also less likely to scratch themselves, or pick their noses in public.

Your female character can be a complete slob and do all of these things. She might still go around the dark alley. Your male character might prefer the tropical drink with the little umbrella, but he may still lean sideways and fart as he drinks it.

I suggest making all of your characters into humans first. (Yes even the aliens and mythical ones, but that’s a different topic.) If you want to demonstrate some differences, make sure they’re in character, and try them out, just make them subtle.

I’d appreciate you checking out The Enhanced League. It’s a 99¢ book and if you even like one story it’s worth the money.

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Cover Art by Sean Harrington

Blurb: The Enhanced league is a collection of short stories and anthems centered around a year in a fictional baseball league. It has a slight science fiction background. This league has a lot more pomp than you might be used to, and nobody seems to care if the players use performance enhancing drugs.

Stories involve existing heroes, up and comers, and falling stars. While there are the obvious stories that take place on the field of play, there are also human interest stories that take place around the baseball gyrations. These stories involve scouting, trades, ruthless business decisions, and even relationships.

I enjoyed researching and bringing you The Enhanced League, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. — CB

THE ENHANCED LEAGUE ON AMAZON!

I was born in a town called Elko, Nevada. I like to tell everyone I was born in a small town in the 1940s. I’m not quite that old, but Elko has always been a little behind the times. This gives me a unique perspective of earlier times, and other ways of getting by. Some of this bleeds through into my fiction.

I moved to Idaho right after the turn of the century, and never looked back. My writing career was born here, with access to other writers and critique groups I jumped in with both feet.

I like to write about things that have something unusual. My works are in the realm of science fiction, paranormal, and fantasy. The goal is to entertain you for a few hours. I hope you enjoy the ride.

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Smorgasbord Book Promotion – Air Your Reviews – Colleen Chesebro, Bette A. Stevens and Luna Saint Claire

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Family Man

Despicable Me

The Provider
The Protector
The Repairman
The Outdoor Cook
The Empty Seat at Dinner

The Family Man
Many roles to play
Some choose one and hold
While others forge new niches
The Stay-At-Home

Times change the needs
More than a wallet or hammer
Diapers need changing
Homework needs checking
The Caretaker

Put on a tiara for her
And sip the invisible tea
Be his sidekick
And fight the villains on the couch
The Playmate

The Family Man
Is no longer defined
By work hours and wages
Home now requires
A tender masculine touch

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Some context here because the poem got away from me.  It was supposed to be about Ichabod Brooks and him being a family man.  This is a popular topic in The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks because he brings his wife and son up at least once per adventure  Yet, I thought of myself and how I’m different from him.  He’s certainly more of ‘The Provider’ in the stories since I don’t show him at home where he does a lot of kid stuff.  Anyway, the Stay-At-Home father is fairly new just as men being more involved in child-rearing.  It’s a change that causes a lot of confusion and criticism for some people.  I remember taking my son out food shopping in the middle of the day and I’d get strange looks.  Older people would even tell me that women are naturally better at feeding, diaper changes, and everything else.  I’d never get a response when I pointed out that I’ve done more of that than my wife, especially because of her Post-Partum issues.  I think the family dynamic is changing a lot for fathers, but the conversation doesn’t come up as often.  I’m looked at as a failure because I’m not working 3 jobs to provide and give my wife the time to stay home.  Does it hurt?  It used to, but I know I’m creating a bond with my son that I wouldn’t have if I was working myself to death.  Makes me wonder if fathers have to work harder to bond with their kids because we don’t have the initial contact that comes from the early stuff.  Hard for me to say since I’ve been hands on since before my son was born.  Never missed a single OBGYN appointment with the wife and people find it weird that I’m proud of that.

Anyway, that’s kind of where I’m coming from.  Mostly because I see so many discussions about parenthood and I can’t really get involved because I’m in a different situation.  People don’t like it if a guy steps in and points out that they’re a stay-at-home who isn’t like what they’re complaining about.  You’re really looked at as a freak on the Internet more than in the real world.  Not sure why.

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Mrs. N Answers Readers’/Followers’ Questions on #Writing, #SpreadtheLight and More! #books

Check out a great interview!

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A Perfect 10 With Joan Hall

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This week, we sit down with author Joan Hall. She will give us some insight into her inspiration and her writing.

Please enjoy this week’s edition of A Perfect 10

If you want to check out past interviews, you can find them in the following links:

A.C. FlorySteve BoseleyKayla MattMae ClairJill SammutDeanna KahlerDawn Reno LangleyJohn HowellElaine CouglerJan SikesNancy BellNick DavisKathleen LopezSusan ThatcherCharles YallowitzArmand RosamiliaTracey PaganaAnna DobrittKaren OberlaenderDeby FredericksTeri PolenDarlene FosterRobert Rayner, C.C. NaughtonSherry RentshlerLinda Bradley, Luna St. Clair

Also, if you are an author and you want to be part of this feature, I still have a few slots open…

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Adventures in Marketing – Bundle Rabbit II – Heroic Tales #Fantasy

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