Costs of Advertising – Guest Post by, Jaq D Hawkins…

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The question will come up for every indie author. It isn’t “Should I advertise?”, but “How should I go about advertising?”

After all, if no one knows your book exists, how will you get any sales? The Internet is loaded with articles about “getting the word out”. What is often omitted from these articles though, is that no matter how important your story is to you, it’s one of thousands in the great reading pool for the readers that might buy your book, IF it’s what they want to read and IF they find out it exists!

With that in mind, many indie authors have thrown money into advertising. Facebook ads, Goodreads ads, Amazon’s own advertising programs and many independent sources are all quite happy to accept your advertising money. The question is, will that advertising ever result in enough sales to cover the costs?

One of the things I…

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The Bloody Fang Boutique: Once You Go Dead . . . That’s Pretty Much It

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Welcome to the first step of the last stage of your life.  Here is where I go over the rules to make sure you know what you’re getting into.  We do not allow people to have others turned unless all legal contracts have been taken care of and those typically take five years to complete.  This way we don’t have people turning enemies into vampires and staking them before they figure out what’s going on. Also, this is irreversible, which means you can’t get a refund once we’re done.  Ready to continue?  Okay, just sign here and we’ll head for the coffin catalog.

Of course, the book is shaped like a coffin. Why do you think we named it the coffin catalog?  There isn’t much we can do about your appearance.  You’ll remain as you are now, but can change your clothes and possibly your hairstyle.  We do have shape-shifting powers, which are expensive and don’t mix with most other powers.  So, going with that means you’ll be limited and could end things right here.  As long as you give us a down payment, we can hold your request for a year and let you get into the proper shape that you want to spend eternity as.  I have a nephew that does personal training and a cousin who helps with style if you want to see them.  You good with how you are?  Great then we can move on to the next step.

Fangs can be classic, circular mouthful, foot long, under bite, and a few other less common choices.  We have a sale on one type that gives you a mouth that projects out for a bite in a similar fashion to a goblin shark. Much of this depends on what you plan to eat.  I know people typically think of blood, but there is more too it than that.  For one thing, you can feed off marrow, breath, and we even have a type that drains water from the living.  You also have to decide on if you can drink a little without killing or have the inability to stop once you start.  A final part of this section is sleeping, but that’s from centuries ago when we had a flood of people turning themselves into vampires who needed soil.  We keep this for amusement and it gets asked about anyway.  On the plus side, you get a free bed out of this because it’s in the contract.

Let’s get to the fun part.  We have power packages and you can make your own with a base of three.  Every extra power costs another hundred and you have to be careful about going too far.  The more abilities you have, the less human you remain and that can turn you into a complete monster.  I’ve heard of the theory that adding weaknesses to your package will allow for more powers, but this isn’t a game.  In fact, weaknesses can make the situation worse if you aren’t careful.  Having the counter a specific ability can minimize the effect, but you run the risk of an implosion.  Just something to keep in mind.  Now, we have elemental powers, animal powers, magic, body manipulation, mental powers, physical enhancement, and practically human packages.  That last one gives you abilities that revolve entirely around surviving within human society.  No, it’s not a Dawn Fang because you wouldn’t have their level of power.  Honestly, we’ve been told to stop making those due to a few incidents.  Lack of a proper contract and the progenitor ate our previous legal team to teach us a lesson.  His second-in-command robbed us as well, which is why we’re a lot more careful with them.

So, what kind of vampire are you thinking? Oh, you want the Werewolf Warehouse three blocks over.  Strange that you stayed through the whole thing.  Don’t worry.  Just stand right there and the mind wipe will be over.  Did I forget to mention we’re very careful about letting our competition know about our catalog?  Silly me.

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The 2018 Interview Series Featuring Charles Yallowitz

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Thanks for the interview. It was a lot of fun and other authors should really sign up. Don Massenzio It’s time for the next subject for my 2018 author interview series. Author interviews are posted every Friday throughout the year. … Continue reading →

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Dirty Dozen Author Interview – Lesley L Smith – #Sci-fi #Bundle

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Author name: Lesley L. Smith

 *Please tell us about your publications. I’ve published seven novels and many short stories, mostly science fiction. See the bio below for specific titles. I love the interplay of the logic science with the fun of imagination. I also love strong quirky characters. Kirkus Reviews said of my novel Quantum Murder “Imagine if Janet Evanovich had given Stephanie Plus a science-teaching degree…”

What are your views on authors commenting on reviews? Never, never, never!

How do you deal with bad reviews? I try to avoid reading any reviews. This helps eliminate the problem!

Sometimes, you can’t avoid it, as with editorial reviews. In this case you need to know so you can (usually) tell them not to publish it. Then, you just have to grit your teeth and power through it.

Sort these into order of importance:

  1. Great characters

2.Good plot

  1. Awesome world-building

4.Technically perfect

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Lou: Beast Among Beasts

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This is another one of my Vampire characters who is actually that 3rd casualty of my attempt at LARPing.  He got simplified for the book and I ‘m not entirely sure how that came about.  Then again, he was fairly ‘simple’ to begin with, which caused problems in the long run.  Guess the best way to explain him is to show the original Lou and then the book version.

After I gave up on my second character after a terrible first appearance that left him with his goals destroyed, I just wanted to do something different.  I teamed up with two other players to make a trio of non-clan vampires.  One person was returning after losing a character and the other wanted to give LARPing a try.  It was with the second player that I designed Lou with inspiration from ‘Of Mice and Men’.  Lou was based on Lennie, the big, lovable, and child-like character while the other player was the George character.  They were friends before getting turned and Lou used to be a boxer, but suffered brain damage that remained when he became a vampire.  So, he was rather slow and simple with his one rule being that he didn’t want to cause any trouble.  Keep in mind that I’m 5’5” and I was playing a character standing at 7’0”.  This required a card noting this and me acting like I was that huge.  Kind of fun pretending that doorways were too small, chairs were too fragile, and seeing people look way above my head.  That last one was hilarious because players bigger than me had to do this and a few noted that it threw them off.

Sadly, Lou was seen as nothing more than a ‘dumb brute’ by some people.  At least this is what I was told after he was offed, but I was already on the outs due to me not giving my second character a chance.  Lou was my last attempt to have fun because he was so different than myself and my previous characters.  He wasn’t a noble hero like Luke or an monster like Clyde or a good-meaning fool like Darwin, but a simple guy who wanted nothing more than to be with his friend and not get into trouble.  If he lasted longer, he’d have reached a point where he’d grow more independent from his friend, but he got eaten after a few sessions.  Honestly, the way it went down was what turned me off to LARPing in general, but I don’t think I was that big a fan in the first place.  Guess this does put Lou in a rather memorable position for me.

That’s why it’s so strange that the big lug is probably at the bottom of the character list for War of Nytefall.  I changed him into a vampiric ogre complete with horns, greasy body hair, and not much of a talker.  In fact, I toyed with the idea of him never talking, but that became a problem and reduced him to an even smaller role.  He’s position is Nadia Sylvan’s obedient bodyguard, so he’s typically hovering around her.  The only times he talks is if she sends him on an errand that requires it.  With group scenes, he grunts or stands in the back because he has no opinion to give.  This can be a problem for him in the long run due to a limited development.  Yet, I do hope to create a few openings for him to become more than a grunt.  Then again, this series might benefit from having a character who isn’t cunning or talkative, but is a vampire that acts almost entirely like a living weapon.  Lou is technically what mortals consider vampires: A savage monster that works entirely off instinct.

So, funny story time here, but this might be a little sad.  The events that led to Lou’s death in the game were bizarre.  Not the actual eating, but how he ended up in that position.  The guy who played the George character was running late from work, so Lou had to operate without him.  The plan was the hang back and stay out of trouble alongside his secondary friend.  Luck wasn’t on our side when we were pulled into a meeting about assaulting one of the strongest characters in the game.  That attack is where Lou died and people afterwards got confused.  Some got on my case about having Lou go along instead of waiting for his other friend, especially since he was given a choice to stay behind.  Except there was one little problem:  The leader of the revolution was sitting next to Lou’s other friend and had his arms crossed in a way that the stake he was holding ended up getting aimed at her.  No idea why I focused on that, but it clicked in my head that Lou would see that and think it was a subtle threat.  He might not have been smart, but he was protective of his friends and couldn’t think straight without ‘George’.  As far as Lou knew, he had to go or his other friend would be killed.  Yeah, I got a few strange looks and laughs along with one apology from the player with the stake.

That was still my last time LARPing and I’d joint he non-LARPERs afterwards.  Nothing says fun like playing an adorable gnome who is a barbarian cannibal with metal teeth.  When I say adorable, I mean his charisma stat was so high that people still said ‘awww’ even when he was eating his enemies.  Come to think of it, I really should find a place for old Berumbo.

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Why Windemere needs Champions, on #LisaBurtonRadio

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Lisa Burton

Don’t touch that dial. No, seriously, it may be cursed now. You’ve landed on Lisa Burton Radio, the only show that brings you the characters from the books you love.

We’ve had our share of evil warlords, fallen angels, and general baddies on the show before, but never one the gods took a direct involvement in. My special guest today is none other than Baron Arthuru Kernaghan. “Welcome to the show, Baron.”

“My pleasure to be here. It’s nice to interact with non-demons for even a little while.”

“My research provided me with a little bio, and it says here that you have an on-again slash off-again relationship with a woman named Zaria. What’s that all about?”

“To say my marriage to the Goddess of Purity is complicated would be an understatement, so I will try my best to explain the situation. We were both mortals and worked in a…

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7 Tips to Writing about Vampires

Vampires

There are plenty of types of vampires, so how do you make a list of tips to writing about them?  You pray really hard and do your best. That and you start off with the disclaimer that you’re working off your own preferences and experience.  Let’s get this crazy ride on the road.

  1. Whatever vampire rules you go by, stick with them until the end.  I’m not saying you can’t make exceptions to them for plot purposes, but you need to have a base to work off of.  You shouldn’t have so many unique types that nothing is consistent and the entire species feels more like an unorganized convention.
  2. Try not to have them repeatedly go after high school girls for romance.  It’s getting rather creepy and people are realizing the age difference.  That and it makes it feel like teenage girls are all into necrophilia.
  3. Not all vampires are perfect specimens of the human race.  Especially if they’re undead, they shouldn’t all be muscular with beautiful skin and hair.  You’re still dealing with corpses here, which means you’d need to explain how such things can change or make it clear that vampires only turn those that society dub perfect.  Try to at least make them unwise, stupid, or something to make up for the physical beauty.  No, a rotten personality doesn’t count.  Characters should have flaws and that goes for monstrous bloodsuckers too.
  4. Try to explain why some vampires are bestial idiots and others are smart survivors.  It could be as easy as saying it depends on if a new vampire is taken under someone’s wing or left to learn on their own.  The point is that you don’t create a confusing combination of savages and civilized vampires that appear to exist within the same system with no rhyme nor reason.
  5. Chopping the head off has to do something.  Death, incapacitation, slumber until it heals, or even blindly scrambling after the body part.  Quick regeneration could be an option, but that brings in a problem.  How does one kill a vampire that can regrow its head within seconds? You could say full body destruction, but that’s nearly impossible outside of bombs, massive spells, and other things that are not easily accessible.
  6. If you’re going to use Dracula and it’s not a comedy then take it seriously.  Give the old man his due and stop beating him like a dead horse that owes you money.
  7. Consider the issue of anachronism, which means your vampire has been around so long that they are behind the times.  It can range from having no idea how technology works to being only a generation behind.  Most people are unable to keep up with such things and they’re mortal.  Imagine someone who has been around for hundreds of years and doesn’t stick around a college or teenagers.  They’ll fall behind or feel like things are going too fast at some point.
  8. Added by popular demand: No sparkles.
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Throwing Darts Blindfolded & Author Considerations

A great post on hybrid publishing. In fact, I highly recommend this because it touches on something that we sometimes forget: RIGHTS. This is always a sticky situation for me considering I don’t want to lose control of the world I’ve spent nearly 2 decades crafting.

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Making choices self-publishing choices can feel like throwing darts blindfolded. With all the changes to publishing in the last decade or so it gets even more confusing. For instance, now there are opportunities with hybrid publishers which can open more doors for authors and leave them more perplexed than ever.

When indie-publishing really took off, the options were traditional publishing or self-publishing either through a vanity publisher or using Createspace and other such options. Now, Ingram and other distributors offer the opportunity for availability in their catalogs but that doesn’t get you to bookstore shelves. True distribution to bookstores is usually not available for indie authors even if you choose to make the book returnable and offer the standard 55% wholesale discount. Looking at it that way, making a book non-returnable and only offering 30% discount is much more profitable and allows authors to price print books competitively.

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7 Ways to Direct Traffic from Facebook To Your Blog

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Kate Thora | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's bookThis is a guest post by Kate Thora. Kate is a Senior Content Specialist for BizSet.com – an online database of company information. In her free time, she loves to catch up with the newest trends on her favorite industry blogs.

7 Ways to Direct Traffic from Facebook To Your Blog

Everyone talks about the benefits of social media marketing. And, without doubt, it’s really important to any enterprise. But unless you’re harnessing your social media pages to meet your ultimate objectives, you’re wasting a lot of time and energy posting on them.

Nevertheless, if your aim is to direct traffic to your blog, there are plenty of ways to achieve this. Here we look at one of the most popular social media platforms, Facebook, and discuss seven ways to direct traffic from Facebook to your blog.

1. Craft Your Post Taglines

Network | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's book Image: Pixabay

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#Fairies, #Myths, & #Magic 2018 2018 AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT GUEST POSTS: Meet Elliot, from “The Fire Born” by Trent P. McDonald

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