(Extremely Dark Story) They Did It Again

John W. Howell asked me to write a story about an author in pain writing his latest manuscript with a crazed fan having him at gunpoint.  I put a different twist on it and went rather evil and super dark.  I mean, I really went to the shadows of my mind for this one.  Read beyond the picture if you dare and I apologize in advance.  Seriously, this pain must be drawing out my villains instead of my heroes.

“You’re insane!” Dan yells as the gun shakes in his hand. “Just finish writing your book, so I know what happens. That’s all I want, Mr. Raklin.”

The young man stares down the sight at the middle-aged author, who is holding his back and cringing in pain. A laptop glows in front of him, a blinking cursor in the middle of a sentence for the author’s latest manuscript. Mr. Raklin coughs and winces in pain before dragging himself into a nearby recliner.

“I told you that I’m in too much pain,” Mr. Raklin says in a weak voice. His body spasms and he clenches his teeth with all his might. “Do you have any idea what a muscle spasm is? They make it impossible to concentrate, much less write. I’ve been suffering with these for over a year, which is why I announced the delay of my book.”

“I can’t wait!” Dan childishly shouts. “You swore you wouldn’t let more than six months pass between books. You didn’t want to be like the other ones that make us wait for years. Now, keep writing!”

Mr. Raklin grins and leans forward, enjoying the slight pop from his back. “I told you that I can’t go any further. Your only option is to kill me.”

“The series ends if you die,” Dan replies with a nervous chuckle. He can feel his mind begin to unravel, the stress tearing at his sanity. “This wasn’t how it was supposed to be. You were supposed to be scared and push through your pain. That was the plan. I was told that the plan would work.”

“Of course you were told that, kid,” Mr. Raklin states, yawning and stretching. He whimpers at the feel of his protesting muscles. “The truth is that I’m in too much pain to focus, so you have to make good on your threat.”

Dan’s face twitches and he aims the gun at the author he adores. The memories of reading his books fill his eyes with tears when he realizes that he will never read another. He takes a deep breath while Mr. Raklin closes his eyes and prepares for death. The gunshot rings out and stays in the air for several seconds.

“Well, fuck,” Mr. Raklin swears as he reaches for his phone. He takes a final look at Dan’s body and the mess that he has to hire someone to clean up. “I’m too old and in too much pain for this shit.”

He dials the phone with touch of a single button and the other person picks up after the first ring. “Hello, John? This is Gary Raklin. Can you tell those psychopaths at the publishing company to stop sending these people? I’m trying my best considering the pain, so I don’t need a parade of crazed fans with no balls littering my home with their bodies. I will not calm down! This is the third time this month! Get them to stop this stupid shit, John.  Thank you.” Gary turns off the phone and rubs his eyes. “Fucking impatient bastards.”

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Last week!

Last week to help Briana Vedsted reach 100 eBook sales by the end of June. Give this self-published author a hand before her big novel debuts.

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Hi everyone! This is the last week of June, and I have yet to reach my 100 eBook sales. So for those of you who have not purchased my book, I wanted to let you know that I’m holding a contest! 100 eBook sales = 3 awesome prizes!
Pre-release PDF copy of Me and Billy the Kid
Amazon e-gift card
Kindle e-gift card

Hurry! The contest ends July 1st!

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Last Day .99cents…….Do you really want to be teased by your friends that you didn’t take advantage?

Final day of the Rise of a Queen .99 cent sale. Last chance.

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I know, low blow.  Oops.  Seriously though.  The book is at a steal of a price.  I think once your friends tell you about how much they enjoy it you’re going to wish you got it at 99 cents but I guarantee that you won’t want to miss out so I believe you will be checking in on Tessa.

Tessa is no Bella.  Not at all.  She’d be the one to tell her to nut up and move forward there are harder problems to deal with.  As important love and loyalty is to Tessa, she has many more important things to deal with.  Rival Clan with an Evil, well we’ll go with the word B here, as a leader.  Justice has to be done.  The leader of the human rebels?  A deep dark history has her disliking the decisions she makes but her loyalty to the vampires is strong.  SHE…

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When the Weather Always Sucks

Mere months ago it was too cold
I shivered in my bed
Cursing Father Winter
For torturing my hearth and home

Now I swear it is too hot
Sweat flooding from my pours
Making sleep a tumultuous affair
That I rarely win

Winter and summer are my banes
I hate these temp extremes
Give me spring and give me fall
So I may sleep at peace

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I Got Nothing

Due an impending date with Captain Back Pain, I can’t think of anything.  A little panicked and annoyed that this seems to have been caused by the fact that this house is being quite at a balmy 80 degrees.  I’ve written two posts that I deleted.  I have a poem showing up later, but I was trying to think of something more prose and meaty.

So, anybody know of something I can write about?  Taking subject requests for the week.

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New Online Store!

Check out C.N. Faust’s ‘Age of Walking Death’ store.

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Hello my darlings,

Take a gander at this:

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Isn’t that the most awesome thing you’ve ever seen? Now, take that awesome, and times it by 1,000,000,000 – and that is how stoked I am right now.

Because, yes, I have a bunch of new Age of Waking Death products up for sale! You can check out my entire store HERE!

I’ve got a bit of everything, from Kindle and Nook sleeves, to coffee mugs, to t-shirts, to tanks, to sweatshirts, to jewelry! I even have a maternity shirt.

Yeah.  So check it out!

Your most adored,

C.N.F.

 

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Goal Post for Last Week of June

First, I’m supposedly rather bendy for a 32-year-old with a shrinking gut.  Apparently, the ability to fold my knees and lay down at the same time is considered flexible.  I was stretching in odd Spider-Man style positions since my back sooooo needed the stretch.

Anyway, my goals were half and half.  The big ones of the chapters, the outline, and the reading didn’t happen.  I didn’t even get one chapter done.  So, I need to refocus and do a little long-term planning.  I have 6 weeks before my son is home all day for a full 3 weeks, which will minimize my writing and blogging time.  I also have 6 chapters left to write of The Compass Key.  It’s still doable.

To that end, I’m going to do nocturnal writing.  10:30PM to whenever I’m too tired to go on, I write in the basement where I’m alone.  Yes, I’ll have WordPress on the computer, but that’s minor in terms of distractions.  That peace of writing without other people walking around, yelling at me, or threatening to burst into my zone.  It seems the truce between author and household has been broken.  Alterations must be made.

My goals for this week will be quite simple:

  1. Write 1 chapter of The Compass Key.
  2. Work more on the outline for Curse of the Dark Wind.
  3. Work a little more on The Slumber War.
  4. Exercise 30 minutes a day.
  5. Avoid snapping and breaking down in the face of distractions.
  6. Read more than a Chinese menu.

That’s really it.  I’ll even accept reading 3 menus from varied restaurants to say #6 was a success.  Anyway, that’s my post and I’m suddenly feeling very melancholic again.  That’s plain strange.  Hit like a bolt of lightning.

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Ducktales – The Moon Theme Acapella by Smooth McGroove

I don’t usually post a bunch of videos, but I saw this on my Youtube suggestion and clicked on.  It is simply amazing what some people can do with their voice.  This guy has a bunch of others and I already listened to Super Metroid and Aerith’s Theme, so I had to subscribe to get e-mails from his Youtube page.  Heck, I loved the Super Metroid just as much, so here is that one:

I hope this brings a smile to people’s faces because I seem to be seeing a lot of moping.  At I’m sensing some for some reason.

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Lowlife by Theory of a Deadman (Explicit Lyrics)

I’ve been on a big Theory of a Deadman kick this week.  I wanted to post one, but so much dealt with girlfriends, heartbreak, and other things that didn’t appeal to me.  Then, I remembered this one.  It’s crude and I’m nothing like the subject, but . . . not sure where I was going with this.  The fact remains that the lead singer has epically awesome hair.

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Cover Reveal: Awakening the Fire

Cover reveal of Awakening the Fire: Book 2 of The Inferno Unleashed by Jake Bonsignore.

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All right, everybody! Today’s post involves an awesome cover reveal by a relatively new author named Jake Bonsignore. I am a huge fan of his first book, Empyreal Illusions, so I hope you guys will take the time to check out his cover and his book. 

Title: Awakening the Fire: Book Two of The Inferno Unleashed

Author: Jake Bonsignore

Genre: YA Fantasy / Thriller

Release: August 30, 2013

Book Design: Regina Wamba of Mae I Design and Photography

Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17992776

Book Trailer:http://youtu.be/oKfRtBcb_jo

awakening the fire

Breena Taljain’s idyllic days in Araboth came to a skidding halt when circumstances forced her into the dangerous hinterlands. The dire sacrifice she made to protect her comrades tainted her heart with hatred and despair. To cleanse herself she must outrun Death’s relentless pursuit and venture into the bleak unknown. With the odds stacked against her, stumbling into love when she least expects it may very…

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