Author Archives: Charles Yallowitz

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

A show of solidarity

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Readfulthings is going away for a while. Read the news.

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Free Short Story — “The Coin Collector”

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Originally posted on Michelle Proulx – Author:
I’m psyched to announce that after many hours of messing around with formatting and design and whatnot, my short story The Coin Collector is now available for FREE download from Smashwords! Click here to download it…

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9:45 Explained and Update

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

A little conversation from last week to explain this (some paraphrasing): Charles-  I have my gastroenterologist appointment next Thursday at 9:45 AM . . . Ionia has her cyberknife follow-up next Thursday.  It’d be so funny if . . . … Continue reading →

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The Marchers of Vindervuld

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Upon the marshy hollows Their feet make a sucking plop As purest mud Grabs at their boots That are moldy to the laces Beings of all sizes March in a sturdy mob Fat and thin with tall and short All … Continue reading →

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9:45

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is an Ionia Martin and Charles Yallowitz production: Ionia:  Hey, Charles? I had something to do tomorrow at 9:45, but I can’t remember what it was… Charles:  9:45?  That does sound familiar? Ionia:  Didn’t you say you had something … Continue reading →

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Tight Soak

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

The muscle aches begin So I drug my gut And drown it in hot tea Still the pain ensues Drastic measures Needing to calm down A warm bath With comedy on my phone Son of a beyotch! This tub is … Continue reading →

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Family in Fantasy

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Family. It’s a strange topic that doesn’t get brought a lot in Fantasy discussions.  Sure, you talk about the family of characters in a book that deals with political intrigue and revenge killings.  Yet, you still talk about them as … Continue reading →

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33 Signs You’re Getting Older

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Dearest Ionia.  I tried to be nice and now I’m going to do this to tease you.  Though, I did the honorable thing and asked permission first: From Yahoo Image Search When drinking in public, you hear people yell ‘Chug … Continue reading →

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New Header

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Check out my new header from Dean of Dean’z Doodlez: Jealous?  You can get one from him too.  He’s taking commissions now.

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Scrapbook Party

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

An interview with Scrapbook Muse by Briana Vedsted So, what is “scrapbooking”? Simply put, scrapbooking is putting beautiful, fun paper, photos, and memorabilia together to tell a story.Think of it as enhancing your photos.  They say a picture is worth … Continue reading →

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