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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

Sweat of the Housekeeper

Posted on May 18, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Vacuuming and dusting Make sure things aren’t rusting Clean the gutters Wipe down the shutters Use a toothbrush on the grout Don’t let them see you pout Elbow grease for those dishes You need a genie with three wishes The … Continue reading →

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Garbage Truck Amok!

Posted on May 18, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is an attempt at a children’s story that my friend and I were going to attempt.  I finished the writing part, but we never got around to illustrating.  Presently, I’m not sure with to do with it.  I figured … Continue reading →

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How’s Your Neighborhood?

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Originally posted on mishaburnett:
This morning I had an unpleasant experience. I am going to be deliberately vague because I don’t want to single out the person involved.  Suffice to say that I have contacted the person privately and received a response that satisfied…

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Faith and Confidence

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

First off, this is not me losing faith in my own writing.  I want to get that out there right away before I give people the wrong impression.  Contrary to what some reviews have said, I have faith and confidence … Continue reading →

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A Lich’s Tale – Final Part (Fiction Fridays)

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Read from beginning to end. Especially if you love Liches.

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Of Broken Readers and Giant Battles

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

My WordPress reader is simply not behaving today.  It doesn’t even tell me when there are new posts to look at.  I have to refresh and even then it’s iffy.  So, I’m sure I’m missing posts as they come up.  … Continue reading →

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Author of the week:)

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Originally posted on readful things blog:
    My very first Author of the Week is the lovely Sarah Cradit. Sarah is smart as a whip, funny and has been one of my very favourite bloggers ever since I started this…

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Last Day of 99 cents Sale!

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Last day of a .99 cent sale for a great erotica romance novella.

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Short Story Prompt 3: F**&ing Snickers Bar (Profanity Not Bleeped)

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is for the Short Story Prompt by We Drink Because We’re Poets.  My first attempt at first person perspective and going strictly by an inner monologue.  Might as well go all out on these challenges. A Snickers bar.  A … Continue reading →

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And so it Begins

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Originally posted on C.N. Faust:
Hello my darlings, I promised myself I wouldn’t do this. I promised myself I would not make any extremely personal posts – especially not long, ranting posts about my upcoming wedding. Yet alack –…

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