Tag Archives: humor

Don’t Eat That! You Might Like It

Posted on March 2, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(In honor of people who give dietary advice without being asked for it. 😉  Yeah, I set out to anger people with this one.) Put that food down! You are lucky I was here To stop you from yourself Pushing … Continue reading →

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Ask and Be Answered: Most Underrated Video Game Characters

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I know I said I would answer the questions from this page on Sunday, but I’m losing Sunday to movie and celebration of my publishing with my wife.  So, here is the lone question of the page: Readfulthings asked: Who … Continue reading →

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Aquarium of Montgomery Drawlls

Posted on February 28, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

If you find yourself near Abernath Falls I suggest you visit old Montgomery Drawlls He lives down the lane and on top of the hill You may find yourself in for quit a rare thrill   Montgomery Drawlls is a … Continue reading →

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Amazon Kindle Release!!!!!!

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

And that’s all she wrote, folks . . . wait, that’s just the beginning of what she wrote. Legends of Windemere: Beginning of a Hero is now for sale on Amazon Kindle.  I’ve attached a direct link to the site … Continue reading →

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Blitzkrieg of Alarms

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Singing bird outside my window. Joined by honking horns. Sirens blaring two streets down. Setting off three barking dogs. A pair of wildcats being to fighting. Knocking garbage cans about. Early workers starting engines. Late night shifters slam car doors. … Continue reading →

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The Aut . . . Oh, Look at the Kitty

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m going to be an author Once I finish this next nap And my crossword puzzle Followed by a run Then dinner must be made Now I find I’m not in the mood So my shows will set me right … Continue reading →

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I Got Into . . . Wait a Second

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m not sure how many other bloggers pay attention to the global map on the statistics screen.  I’ve been watching it since day 1 out of curiosity and I had hits from every continent, except South America.  That is until … Continue reading →

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Nosy Newman

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Nosy Newman sat in wait Hiding behind his iron gate Waiting for his neighbors fair To wander home to their lair Bored with his dusty life Though he had a lovely wife Nosy Newman spied on all From winter until … Continue reading →

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I Remember When (A Monstrous Satire/Comedy)

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

My final writing course in college was on ‘Horror’ because the genre of the course changed every semester.  I was just thankful it wasn’t Romance.  Still, I didn’t have a good grasp of horror even with a Stephen King How-To … Continue reading →

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Boozin’ With Fantasy

Posted on February 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Drink tequila with a pixie To say no would be quite risky Chug vodka with a gnome You may never find your home Down jager with a wight It will help to stop your fright Slurp whiskey with a dragon … Continue reading →

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