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Been Thinking of this For Days

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Celebrity Endorsement for Indy Authors?

This might sound crazy and I thought it was too when it was first suggested to me, but the idea makes sense.  As a new author with no reviews, you might want to get in touch with an established author … Continue reading

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L.o.W.- Prodigy of Rainbow Tower Part 3

The mid-day serenity of Visindor Forest is broken by the sound of trumpets and dwarven drums. The simple music reverberates through the trees for miles. Animals that are too curious for their own good, wander to the edge of the … Continue reading

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Invention of the Tie

A failure at the noose Tool of his chosen trade His victims always lived To meet a better knotsman   He pondered every night Ignorant of his mistakes Believing himself a genius And the masses merely fools   They did … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat That! You Might Like It

(In honor of people who give dietary advice without being asked for it. 😉  Yeah, I set out to anger people with this one.) Put that food down! You are lucky I was here To stop you from yourself Pushing … Continue reading

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Ask and Be Answered: Most Underrated Video Game Characters

I know I said I would answer the questions from this page on Sunday, but I’m losing Sunday to movie and celebration of my publishing with my wife.  So, here is the lone question of the page: Readfulthings asked: Who … Continue reading

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Aquarium of Montgomery Drawlls

If you find yourself near Abernath Falls I suggest you visit old Montgomery Drawlls He lives down the lane and on top of the hill You may find yourself in for quit a rare thrill   Montgomery Drawlls is a … Continue reading

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Amazon Kindle Release!!!!!!

And that’s all she wrote, folks . . . wait, that’s just the beginning of what she wrote. Legends of Windemere: Beginning of a Hero is now for sale on Amazon Kindle.  I’ve attached a direct link to the site … Continue reading

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Blitzkrieg of Alarms

Singing bird outside my window. Joined by honking horns. Sirens blaring two streets down. Setting off three barking dogs. A pair of wildcats being to fighting. Knocking garbage cans about. Early workers starting engines. Late night shifters slam car doors. … Continue reading

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The Aut . . . Oh, Look at the Kitty

I’m going to be an author Once I finish this next nap And my crossword puzzle Followed by a run Then dinner must be made Now I find I’m not in the mood So my shows will set me right … Continue reading

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