Tag Archives: humor

I Think I Got It!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I just realized the pattern.  I only sell books when I’m asleep.  That means I need to sleep for a long time to make major sales.  Maybe a temporary coma for good measure.  This plan is genius and I have … Continue reading →

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Mad Doctor of Dyer

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(Ever stumble onto an old piece of writing and struggle to figure out what you were drinking to create such insanity?  Here’s one of mine.) Beneath the clean-cut hedges And the children playing tag Thrives a maze-like lab Run by … Continue reading →

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Passover: The Holiday of Giant Crackers (Rant)

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m Jewish, but I do fully admit that matzah is really nothing more than a giant cracker.  I have a week of eating the stuff, which doesn’t do wonders for nutrition and the human body in general.  Even more entertaining, … Continue reading →

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This Pineapple Tastes Inky . . . and Leaves Papercuts

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

In a true act of writing splendor, I just tried to eat the first page of my edited book.  I mean, my tongue actually touched the paper as I held it.  While I have no defense for this sudden act … Continue reading →

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Get Me My Axe and Ale

Posted on March 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(Recent poems are having some backstory since I’ve had to hit up my archives.  This one is simple.  I had to buy a new suit after gaining more weight than I should have.  The tailor’s description of my body type … Continue reading →

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Papercut

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Little gash on my finger. How much longer will you linger?   Thriving where my pointer bends. How can I ever make you mend?   It has been weeks since you appeared. Are you infected as I feared?   I … Continue reading →

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Eerie PD: A Manga, Sci-Fi, Fantasy Webcomic

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Eerie PD I can’t do an explanation of this new webcomic that does it justice.  It’s two stories going on at the same time.  One story is about the writing of the comic and the other story is the actual … Continue reading →

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Been Thinking of this For Days

Posted on March 7, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz
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Celebrity Endorsement for Indy Authors?

Posted on March 7, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This might sound crazy and I thought it was too when it was first suggested to me, but the idea makes sense.  As a new author with no reviews, you might want to get in touch with an established author … Continue reading →

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L.o.W.- Prodigy of Rainbow Tower Part 3

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

The mid-day serenity of Visindor Forest is broken by the sound of trumpets and dwarven drums. The simple music reverberates through the trees for miles. Animals that are too curious for their own good, wander to the edge of the … Continue reading →

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