What Do You Think About Bards?

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

So, we asked various characters what they thought of Bards.  Let’s see what they said:

Luke Callindor–  Entertaining and they seem to like me.  Probably because of the last name and my adventures help them get money.

Nyx–  Nice way to end a rough day, especially when you have a drink with you.  Although, some can be a bit too charming.

Fizzle–  Love pretty music!

Sari–  Competition and fun allies.  Depends on our moods.

Timoran Wrath– They are very important because they help history and knowledge survive.  Every person who hears their tales can share their words and carry the information to another set of ears.  That is how cultures, societies, and people survive beyond death.

Delvin Cunningham–  Great sources of information when you’re on a job.  They can be a little pricey at times, but it’s worth it to keep my people safe.

Dariana–  I never really thought about them.  Good music, but most of their stories get the facts wrong.  I’m sorry.  Having lived through much of what they sing about, I get hung up on the details.

Trinity–  Be nice for some of my people to follow that path.  For now, I’m not a fan because they always make us the villains.

Baron Kernaghan–  Useful tools for spreading misinformation and learning about my enemies.  Pays to have a few Bards on my side as spies.

Yola Biggs–  They go great with red wine and a side salad.

Kira Grasdon–  Some of the best Bards are the ones that work cheap and don’t promote themselves.  I’ve found that those who specialize in elegant parties are lacking in fire and energy.

Cassidy–  Don’t look at me.  We have a CD player.

Lloyd Tenay–  I have been told beforehand that I’m not to speak on this subject.  So I will sing my *stun gun going off* The uncultured maniac I call a partner has a CD player.  You never let me have any fun, kid.

Ichabod Brooks–  Constant thorns in my side and pains in my butt.

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Smorgasbord Guest Writer – The Bitter Truth about a Sweet Tooth by Julie Lawford

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7 Tips to Writing Bards in Fiction

Stitch the Bard

So, you want to add some local flavor and history without an info dump done by a spectral narrator.  Nothing too much, but you have some stories to tell.  The heroes have no idea since they never studied and the villains aren’t interested.  Why not create a Bard to do the teaching deed?  Well, here are some things to consider.

  1. Know when to flash the charm and know when to blend in.  Bards need to get attention when performing because that’s how they make money.  Physical appearance and clothing are a big factor, but don’t forget about verbal charm and manners.  They need to be approachable to get new information.  Yet, there are times when they can blend into the crowd and listen for rumors.  Find the proper balance, but you can shift it depending on the situation.
  2. Research the Bard’s instrument of choice to give them some level of expertise.  You can get away with knowing the basics and a little maintenance, so don’t worry about specific songs and the finer details.  That is unless the Bard is one to talk about such things because then it makes sense.  Repair is an important factor here because you never know when a drunk will use your lute as a weapon.  Takes more than a few extra strings to fix that.
  3. Put some flash and flowers into that description because nobody is going to pay for a dull Bard.  Remember that they’re telling a story and these crowds want to be entertained by the words.  It’s a difficult balance to pull off since you have the audience in the book that wants flowing language about their world and readers that might want to the scene to move on.  Be poetic in your display to satisfy both and show that the Bard is worthy of his next meal.
  4. Never be afraid to add a little magic to your new character even if they’re only going to be in one scene.  Bards can use tiny incantations to create tiny flames, colored lights, project their voices, and do any number of performance enhancements.  That didn’t come out right, but I don’t feel like deleting.  Keep in mind that you need magic in the world to make this one work.  Another option is non-magical special effects like specifically placed lanterns that bounce off colored prisms on the clothes.  I have no idea if that’s a thing.
  5. Audience reaction is important to a Bard’s line of work.  It doesn’t always have to be cheering because that can drown out a song in a tavern.  Celebrate certain phrases like the name of a local hero or somebody’s birthday.  On the other hand, never ignore the power of enamored silence.  Tears welling in the eyes, drinks frozen in mid-lift, and other signs that the Bard’s song is mesmerizing.  Remember it isn’t just the song that’s important, but it’s impact on those listening.  Not like the reader can hear how beautiful it is and simply saying ‘he played a beautiful song’ doesn’t cut it.
  6. Animals aren’t always a great way to go with performances.  Seriously, you don’t want to unleash a monkey on a tavern.  Doesn’t matter how cute the hat is.
  7. Traveling is very important to a Bard because you can’t get new material by staying in the same spot.  This can range from moving around a large city to wandering the countryside. Some may even do both depending on the rumors they have.  This creates an explanation for why the Bard has so much more information than the protagonists and your average secondary character.
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The Zoo Weekend in Pictures

So, the family went to the zoo on Saturday.  Then another zoo on Sunday.  There were baby animals and a lot of fun.  Never been to the Prospect Zoo (Saturday) before and Bronx Zoo (Sunday) is a lifelong favorite.  Starting with the Prospect Zoo and then the Bronx Zoo, but I’m showing something from the first trip at the end with a small story.

Prospect Zoo

Under the Octopus

Pallas Cat (Real and not stuffed)

Free Roaming Peacock

Kid in an Egg

Fennec Fox

Best of the Dingo Shots

Bronx Zoo

Baby Bison (Not even 2 months old)

Baby Bison and Mother (Size comparison)

Lion

Tiger

Bear (Couldn’t resist)

Parent Training

Otter Discussion

Ring-Tailed Lemur (Not Shots of the Babies. Sorry.)

Mandrill (Don’t See Them A Lot)

Baby Porcupine

Coati Resting

Baby Gorilla

With a Little Story

I like these pics for an extra reason.  Prior to my son sitting there and waving to the baboon, there were a bunch of kids harassing it.  It was sitting there chewing on a large stick, but these kids would bang the glass, shout, and run at the baboon.  The goal was to get the poor thing to snarl and bang back at the glass.  Only one parent stepped in to stop their child while the rest weren’t doing anything. Well, they were laughing and taking pictures while I was explaining to my son that he shouldn’t be mean to animals.  In that way when you say it in the area and just loud enough for certain people to hear and give you the stink-eye.  By the way, adults were doing this to the baby gorilla you see above and I even saw one kid full on bunch the tank of a viper because he wanted it to move.

Anyway, it was interesting to see that after all of that, my son just walked over and quietly sat down ‘next’ to the baboon.  They just looked at each other and waved and there wasn’t any problem.  The baboon yawned, but that was it.  Honestly, I am occasionally left thinking that some humans shouldn’t be allowed near other animals after I leave a zoo because of the treatment.  Is it really so hard to teach your kids not to bang on the glass, scream at animals, or throw stuff into the enclosure?  Guess it is since I’ve seen plenty of adults do this.  Just once, I’d love to see somebody bang on a window and it break. Just enough that the Silverback Gorilla can get an arm through to bop the jackass on the head.

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The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks: Cover Reveal & Special Poll

And here’s the cover!

Cover Art by Circecorp

The Big Day is July 3rd!

One question that I’m working on is, which story should I take the excerpt from.  Sounds like the perfect time for a poll.  Here is a link to the category that holds all of the first sections if you need a refresher.  ICHABOD BROOKS!

By the way, what do people think of a $3.99 price tag?  It’s a collection and a stand alone, so I’m trying to decide between that like the 3-in-1 collections or $2.99 like most of the Windemere books.

Almost forgot:

Volunteers for ‘Book is Live’ post are always appreciated!

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What’s the Purpose of a Bard?

D&D Bard

This week, I’m going to talk about Ichabod Brooks’s favorite type of people: BARDS!  I kind of started last week with the Ye Olde Shoppe post, but there’s that pesky weekend in the way.  Now, a Bard is an interesting character type because it varies from platform to platform.  Some are nothing more than minstrels by another name while others are artistic rogues or have some kind of magic.  Much of the core of a Bard is established by the time of world they are in.  One thing I have noticed is that 9 times out of 10, they have these two key points:

  1. They have a musical talent that is either instrumental or the voice.
  2. They act as storytellers of lore and history.

Being primarily a medieval character, the Bard is how information can travel.  They spread the legends of heroes and listen for rumors that they can use for newer material.  Some will even join adventuring groups to get the stories firsthand, which might be more of a Dungeons & Dragons thing.  Keep in mind that most of my experience with Bards is through the game.  They were originally a specialty class that you needed to work hard as a fighter and thief to get.  Then they were put with the thieves as a theme or subclass type of thing.  After that, they became their own character class, which came off as a Jack-of-All-Trades.  Yet, something that always came up with them was their music and knowledge.

Outside of gaming systems, Bards tend to be side characters that appear to give the heroes some kind of information or be in the background.  The musician playing for coins in a tavern is a standard piece of scenery, which gets a brief mention or turns into a comedic part of a bar fight.  Yet, I have read a few fantasy stories where the Bard is more than a passing figure.  They may help the heroes for a little bit of time to find something or escape pursuers.  Others are spies and assassins that use their cover to get close to targets.  After all, many people will stop paying attention to a musician in a tavern after a few songs or once they stop playing.

Another role for Bards is that they can tell the reader more about the world by singing or telling about events.  Many people love to scream ‘SHOW DON’T TELL’, but these characters make a living off storytelling.  So, you can get a little flexibility here since it’s within reason that a Bard would do this.  Foreshadowing can be done here as well as getting the heroes to realize a clue that they have been missing.  Maybe they were trying to find an old battlefield and they happen upon a local song that talks about it.  Then they have to listen to the Bard or ask about it.  The story progresses even if the Bard remains behind.

Now, I did mention Jack-Of-All-Trades because these characters tend to have a little bit of everything.  They have magic, which can include healing (Priests/Clerics), combat/manipulation (Casters), and Nature (Druids).  None of their spells are on par with those who specialize in magic, but it makes it hard to predict what they can do once they start casting.  They also know how to fight (warriors) and can be very stealthy with a few thief skills.  Again, they are decent in all of this, so a Bard would lose a fight going toe-to-toe in skills and abilities with a specialist.  It’s their music and lore that they have over others because they wander and focus on knowledge collection in some fashion.  Keep in mind that many fantasy worlds use song to tell history and legends, which is why Bards are seen as sage-like and smart.

In Legends of Windemere, Zephyr the blind boy with a gift for music would be the best example of a Bard.  He is lacking the thief and fighter abilities since he’s a kid, but he has collected a lot of music and lore.  Now, his songs are all instrumental, so his knowledge is stored and only shared when in conversation.  As the series progresses, he returns and shows that he’s learned some magic, but he is still focused more on playing music than anything else.  This still meets the role that Bards tend to play as entertainer and source of information.  You might think Sari is one too since she performs, has magic, can fight, and has thief skills.  The thing is that she’s actually one piece away from being a Bard, which is something gypsies don’t call themselves anyway.  Sari doesn’t have much lore in her head since she never had an interest.  This could change over time since she has that family diary, which I’ve yet to find a reason to bring back into the story.  For now, she would be a very talented and versatile thief.

So, that’s my thoughts on what a Bard’s role is, which is probably different from what others think.  Their variety of skills and uses means that it’s really the world that decides on how they operate.  My experience is only D&D and Windemere, which are both limited since I haven’t used them a lot.  There may be a few future stories that put a spotlight on Bards.  Ichabod might even take one along on an adventure.  Doubt it would be willingly, but you never know.

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A Perfect 10 With Linda Bradley

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Don Massenzio This week’s guest is author Linda Bradley. She gives us some insight into her writing process and inspiration. Please enjoy this week’s edition of A Perfect 10 If you want to check out past interviews, you can find … Continue reading →

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