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Food and Society: A Rough Hurdle for Vampires

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A big part of all societies food, which makes it difficult for a vampire to blend in. You can only pretend to have already eaten or not be hungry so often before people start thinking you have a problem. On the other hand, you can’t role up with your latest victim dangling from your fangs. So, what are some tips to surviving events that require a little sipping and noshing?
- Try to be the host as often as possible. This means you can have food for everyone and be close to your own source. Blood bags are very useful here because they’re easier to hide than a body. More importantly, the host has plenty of reasons to step out of the party. Make sure you don’t have enough beer or ice to make it through the night or stage an accident that requires you get your clothes into the wash. Worst case scenario, you’re seen as a little frazzled and clumsy.
- If possible, add blood to your food, especially drinks. Keep flasks with you or get a salt shaker with powdered blood in there. This takes a lot of preparation and it might require doing it when nobody is looking. That or you can take a drink before every bite since there are people who need to do so to help swallow.
- Dig in because most vampires can eat human food, but they get nothing from it. This is more of an act though because you really don’t have the urge to do so. Then again, nobody really talks about what happens after a vampire like this eats since they’re dead, which means no working digestive system. Still, take advantage and try to fake enjoying it.
- Just because you can’t eat, it doesn’t mean you can’t cook. Similar to being the host, provide a dish for an event. Claim that you indulged a little bit too much while cooking and need to wait for things to digest. You might even need the excuse if the dish is good enough to stun your friends.
- Go old school and hide your food under used napkins before throwing it out. Take very little to begin with and move it around your plate for a while. People will think you’ve had some of it, but you can only keep that going for so long. Do NOT stuff it into a potted plant or feed it to a dog. Both can be found out, especially if the dog throws up or gets sick. If you aren’t attached to your clothes then pocket things and flush them when you get a chance.
- Offer to be the designated driver and let the mortals get plastered. Most won’t realize you aren’t eating. Those that do will believe everything you say and might not remember much anyway. Best of all, you can get buzzed later by indulging in a few bites on the way home. Just blame the friend that tends to go out of control when they’re drunk.
- FOR DAWN FANGS: Congrats on being able to eat and get nutrients from food once again. Just be careful with indulging because there are a few downsides to this. The biggest is that you will feel a familiar sensation in your lower abdomen. In other words, you’re going to need a bathroom once again if you overdo it. Welcome back to the world of mortal digestion.
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Basic Plots: Comedy
A great post on basic comedy plots.
Ciao, SEers. On March 21, I started a series of posts on the seven basic plot types, as defined by Christopher Booker. So far, we’ve covered Rebirth and Tragedy. Today, we’re going to talk about Comedy.
Comedies aren’t necessarily laugh-out-loud humor pieces, although they can be. Essentially, these are works with happy or uplifting endings. The tone throughout will typically be lighter than that of a tragedy, but it can still be a dramatic story.
A comedy is about triumph over adversity. A series of problems—often mistakes or secrets—stymie the hero. Characters are out of harmony because of frustration, selfishness, bitterness, confusion, lies, etc. Finally, clarity is achieved and the ending is a positive one. Many times this resolution is depicted through a marriage of the hero and heroine. Because of this, it should come as no surprise that most romances and fairy tales fall into this category.
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This Week in Indie Publishing
Fake books sold on Amazon could be used for money laundering

Nonsensical? Many high-priced books whose texts are gibberish are offered for sale on Amazon. Photograph: John Macdougall/AFP/Getty Images
“Worthless” books priced at up to thousands, of dollars on Amazon.com and which contain only nonsensical text have been identified as possible vehicles for money laundering by an author whose name was, he says, used to send almost $24,000 (£17,200) to an unknown and fraudulent seller.
Amazon’s self-publishing arm CreateSpace makes it relatively straightforward to publish a title that contains any text, provided that this isn’t “placeholder” or dummy text, and allowing fake books to be sold on the Amazon website at a price chosen by the seller.
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Book clinic: do editors often have to cut authors down to size?

Maxwell Perkins, editor, at Scribner’s, of F Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway and Thomas…
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GUEST POST: JENNIFER BROZEK
Today, I’m excited to welcome Jennifer Brozek to Bookwraiths. She has taken the time to drop by to shed a little light on how a one star review stuck with her and shed light on the difference between military brats and everyone else!
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OBSERVATIONS OF AN AMERICAN
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The Nellus Academy Incident was first released on Battle Corps, the subscription website for BattleTech fans. Then it was re-released as a novel in 2014 and won the Scribe Award for the best YA tie-in novel for the year. Two years later, it is now in print and I’m pleased…
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A Hole in the Week: How Do I Fill It?

Monty Python
As I mentioned before, I need to think of something else to do for Tuesdays. I can’t keep doing teasers from the same book. Anyway, I’ve got a few ideas that I’ll just throw out there to see if anything gets a unanimous agreement.
- Doing teasers from all of my books instead of one.
- Do Ask-a-Character interviews for the War of Nytefall cast.
- Open it to guest posts. This is a risk because I’m in trouble if I don’t have anyone.
- Revive Questions 3 or make it a Question 1 thing in the hopes of getting a lot of comments.
- Leave it blank and only reblog.
- Make it Bedlam day and give up trying to publish that series since nobody seems interested in it outside of this blog. (This would be down the road since I never edited the next book.)
- Find a question that interests me and write about that. No idea where I would look, but it’s something.
That’s all I can think of, so we’ll see if anything interests people. Personally, I’m happy to go with any of those.
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Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore – New Book on the Shelves – The Jericho Prophesy- Book One of The Eternal Realm by Fiona Tarr
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Blending into Society as a Vampire: Is It Possible?

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One of the most important things about being a vampire seems to be avoiding unnecessary attention and hiding. In fact, most times that vampires are wiped out it’s because they weren’t able to hide their presence. Some leave bodies while others attempt blatant world conquests, which attracts enemies. That’s why many will consider it smarter to stay in the shadows and only emerge for food, turning others, or stalking a high school for jailbait as if that’s normal for an immortal. Seriously, what is it with vampires and girls who are under eighteen?
One can touch on a variety of tactics for vampires to use, but many of them boil down to blending in. Sure, you can survive by isolating yourself or living with only your own kind like is done within Nyte. Yet, there are many who try to exist within the societies that they knew when they were mortals. It isn’t easy and tends to be done by those who are young because they are still attached to their old lives. You also have those that make a living off gathering food for others, which means they need to stay in the cities. This might be way so many of them get killed too because it’s difficult to blend in. Yet, it isn’t impossible if you’re smart about it.
Dawn Fangs certainly have it easier because of their immunity to daylight and functional hearts, so we’re going to put those aside for now. Other vampires have to find ways around their weaknesses, which change depending on the world. Sunlight weaknesses when functioning only at night, which isn’t as difficult as we think. Just find a place to lay low during the day, which can be an apartment. Make those around you think you work at night and keep the door locked to avoid getting barged in on. Nobody is really going to question you that much, especially if you’re quietly sleeping during the day. They won’t know if you’re in or out. Crosses are avoided by claiming to be Jewish or atheist, garlic comes down to an allergy, and running water doesn’t have to be crossed that often in the first place. As far as staking and decapitation, those weaknesses tend to only come about when a vampire has been discovered. Besides, most living things will die without a head or a sharp object in its heart.
The hardest part about blending in for a vampire is actually social. The longer you live, the more out of touch with current technology and trends you become. We can accept someone not knowing computers if they’re at a certain age, but vampires rarely look that old. Imagine running into a person who looks to be in his 30’s and is more comfortable with an abacus or hates pens. It brings that unwanted attention from those around them, which increases the risk of getting killed. In order to avoid this, vampires would have to stay up to date with society. Long ago, this would have been done by turning mortals who would help you learn or act as your agents while you go into the shadows. Now, vampires can take online courses or read books that will help them. The biggest thing here is putting in the time to blend in, which separates the smart survivors from the id-driven monsters.
As I said, Dawn Fangs have it much easier because they are closer to mortals than other vampires. This is why Legends of Windemere had a few in the background in a similar fashion to elves, dwarves, and the other races. While it hasn’t happened yet, the Dawn Fangs do assimilate into Windemere society. Still, they had a long period of pretending to be mortals and hiding their true nature. The biggest challenge for them is restraining their powers and strength. There’s a heady excitement with Dawn Fangs because of the raw power that they possess, so they always have an urge to function at full strength. This is especially true when their three abilities, which are connected to their personalities. That means they are more inclined to have a constant use for them. Lame example, but imagine having fire-control because you love barbecues. Yet, using this power means you’ll out yourself as a vampire. It will take a lot of training and concentration to not do even the slightest thing like lighting a candle or fixing the pilot light on a stove. So, Dawn Fangs have to put extra work into acting mortal from almost the opposite end of a spectrum from traditional vampires. They aren’t trying to keep up, but are slowing themselves down.
So, what tips would you give a vampire for blending in?
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The Manuscript Drips Red

Fry from Futurama
Returning to the words
That have gestated and grown
Will they work
Or reveal my first draft stumbles?
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Music turned on
To break the itching silence
As I sit down to peruse
And carve out broken bits
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Fix a sentence here
Delete a word there
Bursts of progress
That feel draining to the mind
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Not as much to change
As you dreamed and feared
The story is solid
Which chills you to the bone
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The rule emerges
To scrap most of what you did
You see others swear
That this is how it goes
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Anxiety takes hold
And you let the red ink fly
Unsure if your editing is true
Or misguided by doubt
Meet an Author – Top Ten – A. L. Butcher
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My top ten favourites.
Some of these are tricky and have more than one answer, and if you asked me next week the answers might be different. Yes, I am fickle.
- Favourite Book
Count of Monte Christo/Phantom of the Opera/I, The Sun/Lord of the Rings/Dune/War of the Worlds
- Favourite Movie
Dead Poets Society/The Empire Strikes Back/Stardust
- Favourite Colour
Purple
- Favourite Animal
Monkey/Squirrel/My dog
- Favourite Food
Cheese
- Favourite Place
Home/Scottish Highlands
- Favourite Cartoon Character
Bugs Bunny
- Favourite Drink
Earl Grey tea
- Favourite Play/Musical
Phantom of the Opera/Les Miserables
- Favourite Mythological Creature/Entity
Dragon
British-born Alexandra Butcher (a/k/a A. L. Butcher) is an avid reader and creator of worlds, a poet, and a dreamer, a lover of science, natural history, history, and monkeys. Her prose has been described as ‘dark and gritty’ and her poetry as evocative. She writes with a sure and sometimes erotic sensibility of things that might have been…
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