Author Archives: Charles Yallowitz

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

Quadruple Threat: Amazon, Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter?

I can’t believe I never realized this before.  Well, I realized, but I didn’t pick up on it before.  We all know how important social media is to the self-published author.  It’s the life-blood of our marketing whether we like … Continue reading →

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Day in the Nerdy Life

This should counter the dark one.  In response to We Drink Because We’re Poets poetry prompt: Day in the Life of a Nerd. There was a young nerd with some dice Who bought the whole set for a low price … Continue reading →

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(Extremely Dark Story) They Did It Again

John W. Howell asked me to write a story about an author in pain writing his latest manuscript with a crazed fan having him at gunpoint.  I put a different twist on it and went rather evil and super dark.  … Continue reading →

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Last week!

Originally posted on When I Became an Author:
Hi everyone! This is the last week of June, and I have yet to reach my 100 eBook sales. So for those of you who have not purchased my book, I wanted…

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Last Day .99cents…….Do you really want to be teased by your friends that you didn’t take advantage?

Originally posted on J.S. Riddle:
I know, low blow.  Oops.  Seriously though.  The book is at a steal of a price.  I think once your friends tell you about how much they enjoy it you’re going to wish you…

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When the Weather Always Sucks

Mere months ago it was too cold I shivered in my bed Cursing Father Winter For torturing my hearth and home Now I swear it is too hot Sweat flooding from my pours Making sleep a tumultuous affair That I … Continue reading →

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I Got Nothing

Due an impending date with Captain Back Pain, I can’t think of anything.  A little panicked and annoyed that this seems to have been caused by the fact that this house is being quite at a balmy 80 degrees.  I’ve … Continue reading →

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New Online Store!

Originally posted on C.N. Faust:
Hello my darlings, Take a gander at this: Isn’t that the most awesome thing you’ve ever seen? Now, take that awesome, and times it by 1,000,000,000 – and that is how stoked I am…

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Goal Post for Last Week of June

First, I’m supposedly rather bendy for a 32-year-old with a shrinking gut.  Apparently, the ability to fold my knees and lay down at the same time is considered flexible.  I was stretching in odd Spider-Man style positions since my back … Continue reading →

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Ducktales – The Moon Theme Acapella by Smooth McGroove

I don’t usually post a bunch of videos, but I saw this on my Youtube suggestion and clicked on.  It is simply amazing what some people can do with their voice.  This guy has a bunch of others and I … Continue reading →

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