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The Fabulous Feast of Prince Profundus Vorago

This is a children’s story/poem that I wrote last year.  Never went anywhere due to lack of illustrations.  It’s another ‘if the opportunity arises’ situations. Attention!  Attention!  We need all you meal makers. We need all the cooks and the … Continue reading

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Author Interview at the Noif Matrix

I was interviewed by Tuan Ho at the Noif Matrix.  Give it a look and keep an eye out for his review of Beginning of a Hero.  Big thanks to Tuan for the opportunity. Now to prove something or even … Continue reading

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On Sale Now! Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower for .99 Cents!

The day has come, everyone!  Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower is live on Amazon.com!  See the adventure that Luke Callindor and his friends have found themselves in now.  Meet the hot-tempered, magic-hurling Nyx and her cunning rival Trinity … Continue reading

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Stick to Your Lie

Monday Poetry Prompt from We Drink Because We’re Poets. Up is up and down is down Unless you turn it all around I point to the sky Declaring it as left Up has been retired Right is front And down … Continue reading

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Council of Mystical Creatures

Dragon:  I call this meeting of the Brotherhood of Monsters to order. Elf: Can we have a different name?  Some of us aren’t monsters any more. Orc:  Yeah! Dragon: Put in a petition later.  What do we have to discuss? … Continue reading

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So You Want to Write Fantasy (A Pessimistic Approach?)

So you want to write fantasy.  Well, let me load you up on everything you need to get yourself started.  Have some elves, dragons, dwarves, gnomes, magic, warriors, spellcasters, medieval weaponry, orcs, trolls, griffins, political intrigue, religious intrigue, thieves, and … Continue reading

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Burger Joint from Heaven (A Dialogue)

Terry-  So, you’ve been across the street from here all this time and you never ate here? Gil-  It never crossed my mind and now I have company.  Thought it was only an organic burger joint. Terry-  It’s the burger … Continue reading

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Sneak Peek: Comedy on the L’Dandrin River

Luke smiles before vaulting over the railing to the deck below. He sees that Nimby and Fritz are already waiting on the escape raft. Luke takes a cautious step onto the simple craft and signals for the sailors to start … Continue reading

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Why You Shouldn’t Leave the Bed While Tired

I hate waking up.  It’s the worst way to start the day.  Yes, I know one has to wake up to start the day.  Not waking up is a clear sign that something is medically wrong.  Still, bad things happen … Continue reading

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When the Queen is Away, the Squirrels will Play

I just had to do a squirrel-based post while Ionia wasn’t paying attention:

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