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Ye Olde Post-Apocalyptic Supply Shoppe: Mind the Roaches a.k.a. The Landlords

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Welcome to Olde Shoppe!  No, we spelled those words that way on purpose to be funny and whimsical.  Obviously we failed, but paint is in short supply these days.  Don’t step on the roaches, buddy.  The big ones will take offense and there goes one of your boots . . . along with the foot inside it.  Now you seem to have a nice bag of goods to trade and the look of a man who knows not to ask how I got my wares.  Oh, I guess you came from the west if you saw the delivery truck leaving.  So, what do you need?

Yup, we’ve got food of all kinds.  Fruit and vegetables that will last until tomorrow just came in from the local farms.  Might not look like much, but they won’t turn your stomach if you eat them quickly.  Though I don’t recommend the berries.  The sign says blueberries, but I’m sure they aren’t supposed to smell like that.  I’ve got a large assortment of dried meats too.  Chicken, beef, goat, turkey, pork, venison, raccoon, rabbit, and the mystery meat that’s cheap.  I promise it’s not human and I’ve been told that it brings back memories to school cafeteria food.  Canned foods and cookies, huh?  Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you’re adventurous with your meals.

Bullets are hard to find, but I think I saw a box of shotgun shells in the back.  All of the weapons we have are loaded, so you can pick up a few pistols to keep the bullets and trade them at the next place.  Just don’t tell anybody I suggested it.  Yeah, machine guns are popular, but I have to be honest with you.  Most people you meet with one of those things can’t even spell the word ‘aim’ and you can easily shoot them to take it for yourself.  I see you eyeing that body armor.  Military grade and worn only once by me because I wanted to make sure the straps work.  There’s a manual somewhere around here.  It was in a drawer, but the roaches moved it to the cabinet over there.  They like to organize things.

That’s all you want?  Let me give you some help with supplemental stuff because you won’t last long with only food and guns.  I mean, you’ll get far, but you’re fucked if you face anyone with a brain.  With everything you’re giving me, I can include a flashlight with batteries, a canteen that isn’t held together by duct tape, boots that match, a pair of pants that isn’t open in the front, an outdated map of Nebraska, and a Swiss Army knife.  Why would you need that last part?  It has a can opener and you’re buying a bunch of canned goods.  How did you plan on eating without it?  That’s why you wanted so many bullets.  Well I have to admit that’s a new one on me.  Maybe I should throw a helmet in just to be safe.  No, I guess you wouldn’t get that joke.

That’s all I have to offer and I sense you’re ready to leave.  Now if you’ll just follow me here, we can finish our trade.  Again, try not to step on the . . . Oh . . . Guess you’ll only be needing the one boot now.

Even with one foot, you can enjoy the fun of CROSSING BEDLAM!

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Questions 3: Why Do I Do This To Myself?

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You ever say ‘I shouldn’t do this’ and do whatever it is anyway?  These are our guilty pleasures, naughty habits, or whatever else you want to call them.  For me, it’s spicy foods that always make me pay later.  Thank you, spastic colon (I.B.S.) and high stress levels.  I still do it from time to time and I don’t know why.  Lack of willpower might be it or the hope that this will be the time I regain the resistance from my younger days.  This post is getting weird.

  1. If you wish to share, what is your indulgence that you know you shouldn’t, but do it anyway?
  2. How were introduced to your indulgence?
  3. Is there a benefit to having something like this?
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The Helpful Humans of Crossing Bedlam

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I was thinking about the post-apocalyptic and post-disaster stories that I’ve read, seen, or even heard about over my lifetime.  One thing has struck me as odd.  In most of these scenarios, the majority of humanity are self-centered, destructive, untrustworthy, blatantly cruel bastards.  It’s like the only ‘good’ humans are those that are put in the protagonist roles, but you don’t always know why they’ve retained a loyalty to their fellow man.  For example, I’ve been told that the most dangerous thing in ‘The Walking Dead’ is another human and not the walkers.  Really?  That’s just a rule?  Why is it that these stories rarely have a community working together or groups doing what they can to selflessly help others?

I can only think of one story that I’ve read where that happened and even that had ‘bad humans’ along the way:

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Now I do agree that you will have users, killers, and evil people running around in such a lawless world.  Yet, it always feels like that’s the majority in these places.  So I tried to make things a little different for the Shattered States.  I already mentioned the Guardians, but they were for animals instead of humans.  They led me to think up a few groups that put humanity first and have created systems to help people.

Librarians

These are robed men and women who are dedicated to preserving the knowledge of the country.  They rescue books that are returned to one of there heavily guarded repositories and schools.  A librarian has also been trained since birth to have a detailed memory, write clear shorthand, and other skills that allow them to gather new stories.  Most people know that they carry nothing worth stealing and are good in a fight if provoked.  Though they have a vow to never kill intentionally, but accidents happen.  Gangs that have territories near repositories have been known to send members who are young and smart to become Librarians.  This is because it’s always useful to have a contact with access to knowledge.

Hospital Runners

This isn’t really a group, but many doctors and nurses across the country have maintained hospitals.  Since the Shattered States works off trade, they get supplies in return for tending to sick and injured.  There isn’t a real training situation here, but orphans and those who simply want to help are always taken on to help.  Like the Librarians and other benevolent groups, most people know not to cause trouble here.  If you have a broken leg or the flu then you don’t want your doctor to be someone you beat up the week before.  Not that these people will let you die, but they might not do anything to relieve your fear.  That and they might only have enough anesthesia for half a dose.

Engineers

I believe they get mentioned in Crossing Bedlam, but they rarely come into physical play.  When the country went down, teams of Engineers took over the dams, power plants, and other infrastructure pieces.  Some did it for influence over the surrounding area, but most did it to keep various systems going.  Specifically, keeping things powered.  They have even developed various batteries, which they trade for food, clothing, and other supplies that they can’t make themselves.  They have also been known to recruit people, usually children, who show a talent for engineering or even an interest.  Unlike the doctors and librarians, Engineers are not always kind and friendly.  There is no bedside manner or social skills needed for their trade, so some are rather gruff and blunt with strangers.

Even outside of these three groups, you can find individuals who are dedicated to helping people for a small price.  Mechanics and guides are prized as well as anyone who knows how to cook.  Guess there are those who work the oldest profession too.

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The “100 THINGS WE ALL WONDER ABOUT NONNIE JULES” Blog Tour Day #4

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I am very pleased to welcome Nonnie Jules President of Rave Reviews Book Club as part of her The 100 Things We All Wonder About Blog Tour. Nonnie has some special prizes for you.

GIVEAWAYS:
(2) $10 Amazon Gift Cards
(1) $5 Amazon Gift Card
(2) e-book copies of “THE GOOD MOMMIES’ GUIDE…”

ULTIMATE PRIZE GIVEAWAY #1:
Anyone who purchases a copy of “THE GOOD MOMMIES’ GUIDE…”“DAYDREAM’S DAUGHTER, NIGHTMARE’S FRIEND” or “IF ONLY THERE WAS MUSIC” and send to me a copy of the purchase receipt to nonniejules@gmail.com, and also leave a comment along the tour, will get their name entered into a drawing for a $50 Amazon gift card! One entry for each book that is purchased, whether in e-book or paperback format. Purchases must take place between 2/14/16 – 2/29/16. If you’ve already purchased all of my books, then feel free to gift a friend…

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Time for a new Blake Hetherington Mystery

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I’ve read a few of these books, and they keep getting better and better. Let D. S. Nelson entertain you with her newest release called Live and Let Bee.

Live and Let Bee is the sixth Blake Hetherington mystery and the second novel in the series.

‘Honey is sweet, but the bee stings’ and Blake Hetherington knows this only too well. Blake is a gentleman in modern times; a milliner with mystery solving thrust upon him. Delilah is an enthusiastic archaeologist with an unhealthy interest in murder; DS Rob Claringdon is her beau. This unlikely trio is at the heart of a quirky, amusing and quintessentially English, murder mystery.

‘Live and Let Bee’, finds our heroes on a remote feudal island to celebrate a wedding, but after two mysterious deaths, are they able to resist investigating a case that involves warring honey farms, Russian oligarchs and a dark family secret?

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New Book Fanfare – Children’s books – Spoiled Little Princess Wears a Rat by Regina Puckett

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F*cking, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck!

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J and I publishing (click to visit our spanking new blog–no, not new spanking blog…dirty minds) has been busy. I apologise that I haven’t been around much answering comments and dropping in to see how things are going, but I’ve been creating another Ionia masterpiece. (Really I’ve been messing around with art supplies like a little kid in kindergarten.)

For those of you who have one of those days recently, or know someone who has, here’s a little something fun to do. Sorry, Chris. I’ve tried to curb the swearing, but it is an addiction.

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Ever just have one of those days where you want to randomly shout swear words but resist because you are at work or…

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Prepare for a Calm and Creative Easter

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Another fine selection of relaxing adult coloring books have been released in the Creative Calm Series for your pleasure and enjoyment. Here is an opportunity to prepare in advance for a calm and creative Easter.

Books 17 through 20 are now available from Amazon, and also from CreateSpace.

Who can resist the lure of coloring cute little bunnies, cuddly chicks, and intricately decorated eggs? No-one, I am sure.

To help you get the most from your Easter this year we have a couple of titles geared specifically towards the holiday period.

Volume 17, ‘Easter’, is a collection of coloring images with the Easter season prominent at the forefront. Alternatively why not embark on a trip from the comfort of your own home with the ‘Around the World’ edition of Creative Calm. See the world and horizons anew, without ever having to leave your seat.

Volumes 19 and 20 are a…

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Teaser Tuesday: The Duchess of LaSalle

This teaser comes from Crossing Bedlam and introduces one of the wilder denizens of the Shattered States.  Feel free to click on the cover to visit the Amazon site and read the whole thing instead of this little taste.  Some stuff has been altered to avoid spoilers of earlier adventures, but I put the break there in case I missed something.

Cover Art by Jon Hunsinger

Cover Art by Jon Hunsinger

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