Till Life do us Part, on Lisa Burton Radio

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Hello, and welcome to another edition of Lisa Burton Radio. I’m the hostess with all the connections, Lisa the robot girl.

My sponsor today is Till Life do Us Part, by Carmen Stephanescu.

Today I have an appointment to speak with Irene Harding, but I’m having trouble getting her on the phone. Let’s just try it again.

“Hello.”

“Who’s this?”

“I’m Catherine Harding. Irene’s daughter.”

“Is your mommy at home?”

“No. She’s outside talking to Collin and Barbara, his sister. Who’s asking?”

“Daylight savings time, that’s what it is. My software didn’t calculate for daylight savings time. So who’s Collin?”

“Who’s Collin? Well, he’s my boyfriend!”

“Holy Cow! Boyfriend?!? How old are you? You sound a little girl’s voice.”

“You guessed right. I’m four years old. I know, I know what you may think. He’s, I mean, Collin was my boyfriend in my other life. . . when…

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Cops as Supporting Characters: Helpers, Villains, and Comedy Reliefs

Taggart and Billy from Beverly Hills Cop

Taggart and Billy from Beverly Hills Cop

Not sure why this topic came to my mind or how I’ll tackle it.  Now, I’m not talking about a story that focuses on a cop, which would be a guard in most fantasy settings.  These are the secondary characters that uphold the law and sometimes get the short end of the cliche stick.  While their hands are tied, the main character can do whatever it takes to finish the adventure.  This is why they remain almost on the sidelines until a door is opened for them to participate.  You probably have more flexibility in fantasy than real world stories since you can alter the laws, but you really don’t see a lot of guards heading out of their jurisdiction and retaining the full air of an officer.  Most times, they slowly become a secondary adventurer who just happens to have been a cop and will occasionally declare something illegal to cause friction.

Thinking about, the supporting cop character tends to fall into these categories:

  1. Legal Contact for Hero–  This is the man or woman that the main hero calls to get some assistance.  Usually information that only the police know or the removal of something that would turn the force on the hero.  These characters show up a few times early on to establish that they exist and are friendly with the protagonist.  Beyond that, they are only around for this one favor and possibly a discussion about having to work with in the laws.  Half the time this turns into a ‘this is why we need vigilantes like you’ and the other half you get ‘I agree with your actions, but will have to arrest you if you are caught’.
  2. Corrupt Minion–  So many villains have that corrupt cop that keeps their people out of jail or is giving them information.  They come in two flavors too.  One is the blatant dirty cop that everyone ‘knows’ is on the take, but is still employed for some bizarre reason.  The other is the friendly, helpful one that turns out to be a villain the whole time.  I understand that corrupt cops are a thing and they make certain scenarios so much easier to maintain.  Still, there isn’t much a variety in this one.
  3. Hunter of the Protagonist–  Not a villain or a hero, but the one who believes the protagonist is the antagonist.  In a way, this character tends to be right since they are doing their job.  If the story focused on them then we would believe that they are the real hero even when they learn the truth and help their enemy.  This is a hard character to use if he or she isn’t put to at least high ranking supporting cast.  Having them repeatedly turn up for a chase scene doesn’t flush them out as characters.  One of the reasons I got into Tommy Lee Jones’ character in ‘The Fugitive’ was that you saw him running his operation instead of simply turning up.
  4. Comic Relief– This one speaks for itself.  The cop who is either with the hero or chasing them, but they are bad at their job.  Unobservant, stubborn, arrogant, clumsy, and the list of possible attributes keeps going.  Sometimes they miraculously come through for the good guys at the end, but not always.  This type is really only there to break tension and get some laughs because the story would continue much the same way without them.
  5. Joining the Group– Not the main hero, but enough happens that this cop goes ‘rogue’ enough to be a major player in the adventure.  This is what I mentioned before and it takes a lot to find that balance between his/her old and new life.  Personally, I think they should see themselves as the figure to keep the others from going too far over the line.  The reason for this is because when the adventure is done, they will most likely want to return to the force.  If not in their original position then as someone to improve the system.  So I’d go for an idealist type.

Those are all that I can think of, but my experience with these character types are rather limited.  Lord Highrider from Family of the Tri-Rune might be it.  So, feel free to add your two cents in on the Supporting Cop Character.

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Smorgasbord Summer Reading – The Right Wrong Man by Pamela S. Wight

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Smashwords Summer/Winter Book Sale LAST CALL!

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Heroes of Windemere: Fizzle

Hair– Purple Scales
Eyes– Changes depending on mood
Race– Drite
Hometown– Visindor Forest
Career– Guardian of Visindor
Weapon(s) of Choice– Magic and Hallucinogenic Breath Weapon
Debut Book– Legends of Windemere: Beginning of a Hero

Originally the guardian of Visindor Forest, Fizzle met Luke Callindor during the warrior’s first adventure.  He was already known to Selenia and her students, especially since he routinely appeared in the cafeteria to claim an apple pie.  Having learned Tradespeak from a child, Fizzle had some trouble explaining his thoughts, but he still became a vital member of Luke’s team during his time at Hamilton Military Academy.  To the surprise of everyone, the small dragon decided to hand over his duties to his cousin and follow his new friends on their adventures.

Fast, cunning, and powerful, Fizzle has proven to be a threat to the Baron’s agents, including the deadly Stephen Kernaghan.  His fierce loyalty to the champions has caused him to take the lead and challenge beings that are much stronger than himself.  Yet, Fizzle always has a trick in mind or simply attempts to make his enemies ‘go poof’ with a disintegration spell.  Outside of battle, his knowledge of magical creatures and lore is essential.  Although, he is easily confused when in cities, especially when he sees aspects of society that he can’t connect to something from the wild.

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Smorgasbord Summer Reading – Amazing Journey by Parveen Sabharwal

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Allergies, Asthma, & Ailments in Fantasy

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While filling out all the school forms for my son, I began wondering about allergies and asthma.  You don’t really see these in fantasy settings.  I’ve yet to read about an orc that is terrified of bees because of an allergy.  Any character that is gasping for air is usually doing so because they are out of shape or been running for a very long time.  It never seems to be asthma.  Many people live with these problems, which makes it weird that they never show up in fantasy worlds.

Maybe I’m overthinking this and these are quirks that don’t really come into play or simply can’t exist.  I mean, you have magic that could cure it and when was the last time an elf chowed down on PB&J.  There may be a character who sneezes, says they have hay fever, and that’s all you hear about it.  I guess the allergies make it too easy for a villain to take out a hero or vice versa.  Imagine Smaug being taken out by Bilbo Baggins flinging a handful of almonds into his mouth.  On second thought, I would love to see that happen just for the comedy.

So, what if you want to include allergies, asthma, and similar ailments that we deal with in the real world?

  1. Make sure it has a role with the character.  Like phobias, an allergy should come into play over the course of an adventure.  Not so much getting sick, but at least being faced with it and having to avoid it.  For example, a warrior is allergic to cats and finds himself battling a monster that is part lion.  Have them sneeze or get itchy eyes as an added difficulty.
  2. Be clear as to why such a thing cannot be cured completely by magic.  People will question why diseases still exist when you have magical healers, so you can imagine a similar issue here.  My reasoning would be that these are genetic issues that a person is born with instead of an acquired sickness.  So the cure would have to go deeper and alter the target.
  3. Try to create a potion, device, or something that a character with asthma can use during an attack.  It’s been described to me as slowly suffocating while having a panic attack.  You should have this come across as well as giving a way for a character to end the event without searching for a priest.
  4. Consider if a character with these issues would go adventuring or set off on a quest in the first place.  This could push such things to secondary characters, which might be a cop out.  Still, a person with asthma or allergies would take them into account when they decide on their future.

That’s really all I have for this, but my mind is still toying with the subject.  Do you have any suggestions for including these in fantasy?

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#BookRelease Bad Bloods: November Snow!

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Bad Bloods: November Snow released today!

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Bad Bloods: November Snow

When Daniel and Serena unite, their accidental relationship becomes the catalyst for a twelve-year war to continue. Exposing the twisted past of a corrupt city, Daniel, Serena, and everyone they know will come together to fight. But Serena has another battle. After a political rumor threatens their lives, Serena must leave her family and join the political front against her will. To survive apart, Daniel has to separate his love from his hatred and join forces with his worst memory to secure Vendona’s war. But very few of them will survive to see the last day. Bad blood or human, a city will burn, snow will fall, and all will be united by catastrophic secrets and irrevocable tragedy. 

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20 Questions with Bokerah Brumley

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Don Massenzio Today we sit down with Texas author, Bokerah Brumley. Please enjoy this installment of 20 Questions as we learn about her work and her exciting releases planned for this year. Q1) When did you first realize you wanted … Continue reading →

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New release: ‘What Tim Knows, and other stories’ by Wendy Janes…

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