Beta Readers for Ichabod Brooks & Thoughts for Bedlam

I’m not going to waste time on pictures here since I’m hoping to make this quick.  Part of it is also because my computer time is limited for a while.  I’ll explain more about that on Saturday because I have two important things to announce:

The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks

I just finished the short story collection.  It’s 11 tales at 250 pages, which I’m hoping to publish for $3.99 in the summer.  Need to find a cover artist for this and I want to be picky this time.  That computer problem also took out a file that had some suggestions made previously . . . ANYWAY!

I’m hoping to get some beta readers who can give me some feedback by May 15th.  I haven’t read through it myself beyond checking over the sections I wrote the previous day.  I do have one person here that will do some editing, but it doesn’t hurt to have more.

One thing to keep in mind is that each story is made to stand by itself, so there may be a little repetition in describing Ichabod.  I wanted to make it that a person could skip to any story and not be lost.  So, leave me a comment and I’ll send you the file in whatever format you prefer.  Right now I only have the Word file.

Conquering Bedlam?

On Sunday, I mentioned an idea that was kind of like ‘Lloyd & Cassidy vs Trump’.  I only say this because the villain I designed can be mistaken for him.  Tried changing it around, but the arrogance and refusal to admit defeat was too great a foil for my confident and psychotic heroes.  The character only shows up in the beginning and end while they go about taking on his minions.  Those would become fairly apparent too even with the changes to name and exaggerations to personality.  I’d be going for all side too if that’s what you were wondering.  So, what to do with this idea that is pestering me, but I don’t want to publish?

If people are interested, I will write it and then post the sections on Tuesdays and Thursday while promoting Crossing Bedlam and Chasing Bedlam.  Maybe something this risky can get them some sales if I end every post saying it’s $2 for the other stories.  This still poses some issues:

  1. Again I find a ‘C’ word before Bedlam.  Derailing Bedlam is seeming out of place now, which means I should go back to finding a ‘C’ word for that title.
  2. I might lose some people because I won’t tone down the violence, language, and innuendo here.  If I want to promote the books that are published then I want people to know what they’re getting.  Again, we’re looking at risk, which is why I’m hoping for some opinions here.
  3. There’s that political issue that I prefer to stay away from.  Yet, I think I’m overreacting here.  People will realize who I’m lampooning.  The thing is that people really don’t have a sense of humor about this stuff nowadays.
  4. Even taking over Tuesdays and Thursdays, I won’t get this written until the end of May.  That’s if I start it right after my son’s break.  Now, I was going to do another Dawn Addison story throughout October.  This would be a major overlap and mean that there would be days with two large posts.  I could pause Conquering Bedlam for that month, but that’s a momentum issue.  The other option is to leave Dawn for next year when I’ll either still be writing or be a ghost here.

So there’s a lot to think about with this second one.  I’d appreciate all suggestions and advice.  Seems this year is turning out to be just as chaotic as 2016.

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Questions 3: Where Do You Go for a Laugh?

I always enjoy putting comedy into my books.  The categories tend to be sight gags, attempts at wit, and slapstick.  At least those are the ones I can recognize since I’m not an expert on comedy.  I like to laugh and grew up on a ton of comedies like Marx Brothers, Laurel & Hardy, Three Stooges, Abbott & Costello, Mel Brooks, Lucille Ball, Bugs Bunny, and the list goes on.  Seriously, I probably should stop myself there or we’ll be here all day . . . Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy.  Okay, I’ll behave myself now.  (George Carlin)  So, let’s try a few questions about comedy:

  1. What is your favorite type of comedy?
  2. Who is one of your favorite comedians?
  3. Do you have a favorite joke, gag, etc.?

My quick answers:

  1. I always enjoy wit and wordplay.  Almost like a verbal sleight of hand.
  2. So many to choose from.  Robin Williams has always been a big favorite.
  3. One of the first jokes I ever understood was:  “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”
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Thursday – A little Personal – My GRL Thank You.

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So many bloggers helped with the My GRL relaunch and I want to take a moment to thank each. The interesting thing is these folks have exceptional blogs, are talented writers and should be on everyone’s follow, read, and comment list. They also are terrific people and are always going out of their way to help others. Here is the list and a link to their blog.

Gwen Plano            http://www.gwenplano.com

Julian Froment      https://julianfroment.wordpress.com

Keith Channing      http://channing.info/wp

Charles Yallowitz    https://legendsofwindemere.com

Jan Hawke               https://janhawke.me

Steve Boseley           https://authorsteveboseley.wordpress.com

Teagan Geneviene   https://teagansbooks.com

Chris Graham           https://thestoryreadingapeblog.com

Marie Ann Bailey     https://1writeway.com

Ronald E Yates         https://ronaldyatesbooks.com

Jan Sykes                   https://rijanjks.wordpress.com

Mae Clair…

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Galactic Cruise Lines, on Lisa Burton Radio

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Hold on to your hats everyone. You’ve found Lisa Burton Radio, the only show in the universe that interviews the characters from the books you love. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and with me in the studio today is Henri, the Executive Chef on Galactic Cruise Lines’ ship the SS Malpais.

What you can’t see, is that Henri is an Alturan. He’s nearly seven feet tall, and is a cephalopod type lifeform. I’m talking tentacles all over the place, and three eye-stalks. We’ve been enjoying a cup of Alturan tea before the broadcast, and he’s really an interesting person. “Welcome to the show, Henri.”

“Hello, Lisa. It’s good to be here. I hope you enjoyed the Bascula tea I brought. It can cause hallucinations in some species, but not Alturans. I hope it doesn’t affect you adversely.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that. I don’t think robot girls can…

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7 Tips to Maintaining Your Break: Like I Should Talk?

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One of the toughest things about getting a break is that you don’t always know what to do with it.  I’m not talking a vacation where everything is planned out.  Those have a schedule and act like a reward at the end of a long road.  I’m talking about when you get a day or two to stay at home and recover your energy.  What can you do?

  1. Read a book.  It might take a little time to get used to sentences since you spent the week reading the bottles in the bathroom.  Maybe you can start slow with a take-out menu or the descriptions of whatever TV show you want to watch.  You’ll get to the book once that episode over.
  2. Watch some TV.  This is so much easier to do with DVR, streaming, and On-Demand stuff.  It can be something new or something you’ve had saved for a while.  Your brain doesn’t even have to be working on all thrusters, so you can use this to ease into the break.  Just turn on the TV, make sure there are snacks in reach, and curl up in bed for an hour or two.
  3. Go out for a walk and enjoy the fresh . . . you insane bastard.  I mean, have you seen the size of the bugs out there?  I’m talking bigger than a pinhead.  Take your life into your own hands if you like.
  4. Visit the zoo or museum because it’s been a long time.  This does mean you have to interact with people or at least see them.  Also, don’t do the outdoor one in bad weather and the indoor one in good weather.  That’s just getting your wires crossed and proving you have no idea how to relax any more.  Says the person who would be using both locations for story and monster ideas, so screw me.
  5. Do something artistic that counts as a hobby.  Origami books are out there on various topics like Pokemon and superheroes.  You can do painting, coloring, or make enough bird houses for the block.  I hear cross-stitching and photography can be good too.  This can roll out of control though.  Just yarn or pen drives all over the place.
  6. Test out some new recipes.  I’m sure you have a folder out there with things you desperately want to try.  With nothing else on your schedule, you can experiment and risk your stomach.  If you do get food poisoning then congratulations on the three or four day weekend.  Aim for the bucket.
  7. Whatever you do, wear comfy pants.
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Writing Speculative Fiction – Guest Post by Craig Boyack…

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I write what I call speculative fiction. Many of the definitions out there never really give a crystal clear idea of what the genres mean, so I picked this name and made my own definition. To me, speculative fiction involves at least one unreal element.

Speculative fiction is a big enough field to keep me happy. It includes paranormal, science fiction, fantasy, urban fantasy, horror, super heroes, and everything similar. I think I’ve dabbled in all of it to one degree or another.

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One of the things I try to do is enough research to make it digestible. I’ve always said, “I don’t have to be perfect, I just have to be plausible.” The plausible parts make it easier for the reader to take that leap of faith when I need them to.

I did an extensive amount of research for my novel, Panama. I set this during the…

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The Creative Artist Interview – Blogger and Storyteller – Raili Tanska of Soul Gifts

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Comment on this post and you’ll be entered in a drawing for an autographed copy of my new book!

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Your humble host.You guys deserve a bone every once in a while.

We’re closing in on 2,000 subscribers so I figured we should celebrate.

Reblog this and I’ll enter your name a second time.

poggi-cover-finalOh, and ALL my beta readers for Poggi will get a signed paperback when they come out, so if you did that and do his, you can give one to a friend.

Christmas will be here before you know it. Just sayin’.

Let me hear from ya!

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Teaser Tuesday: The Guy She Knows

Cover Art by Jon Hunsinger

Cover Art by Jon Hunsinger

Figured it wouldn’t hurt to bring the classics back for a week while I try to make up for lost time.  Here’s an excerpt from Chasing Bedlam.  There might be a few spoilers, so I put a ‘Read More’ tag.  Not that the book seems to be doing any better than its predecessor, but I need to be polite.  First:

Chasing
Bedlam
for
99 Cents

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Meet Guest Author Jordan Robinson…

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jordan-robinson-01I am Jordan, a 25 year-old living in Clarksville, MD, located between DC and Baltimore. I work taking calls, answering questions about how to copy/paste. I usually spend my time between calls frantically writing. I hope one day to be able to write full time instead. I recently reinvigorated my love for reading through books like The Name of the Wind, Lies of Locke Lamora and Mistborn.  I idolize Brandon Sanderson’s writing as a model for how I want my own to improve. Like his, I want my writing to be simple and concise.

My birthday is February 5th.  Growing up, I played a lot of Pokemon and video games with my two younger brothers. I enjoy watching Washington sports teams until they inevitably disappoint me. Other random facts about me include:

  • I dislike lettuce

  • I’ve let people draw on me in permanent ink several times

  • I have suspicions…

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