Author Archives: Charles Yallowitz

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

Culinary Throwdown

Posted on September 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

It started with the butcher Gone mad from a disease Slashing the saucier Across his precious hand Hell has broken loose The baker’s struck the chef His cupcake tray now dented Several fall to the pastry chef Deadly with her … Continue reading →

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Calling All My Peeps

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

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Trapped Under the Dying Stars

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Eyes flutter open To see a starry sky I stare upon their beauty Oblivious To the shadows all around Faded trees Of a desiccated forest Formerly familiar Now a phantom of the past My heart clenches When I see a … Continue reading →

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What Do You Look for in Thieves?

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’ve been editing some very thief heavy scenes and was also remembering a few comments over my first book.  Basically, I had some people complaining that Nimby the halfling thief was stereotypical and also that he should have been put … Continue reading →

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Short Erotica Pieces Welcome This Week on CSB

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

If you write erotica and would like to submit a poem, short story, tasteful erotic photo or excerpt, please check out our erotica theme week over at the Community Story Board, now through next Sunday. To find out more about … Continue reading →

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Book Feature: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower by Charles E. Yallowitz

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Originally posted on Kristen Hope Mazzola:
Prodigy of Rainbow Tower (Legends of Windemere 2) by Charles E. Yallowitz Released July 30, 2013 Blurb: The action-packed, humor-filled, dramatic sequel to ‘Legends of Windemere: Beginning of a Hero’. Battling through a demonic assassin…

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Getting there, Goal Posts

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I think I’m going to keep the above picture as my ‘Goal Posts’ pic for a while.  I thought I had one of actual goal posts, but it’s gone.  Oh well. Last week was pretty good.  The toddler had a … Continue reading →

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Posted on September 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

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Why Do I Fast on Yom Kippur? (Not Really Religious.)

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’ll start this off by saying that I’m a terrible Jew.  I have no grasp of the Hebrew language and only know the basics of most things Jewish.  I follow the big holidays and Chanukah, but I tend to forget … Continue reading →

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Yom Kippur Haiku

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I started my fast The only one in the house Someone made popcorn (Tomorrow is going to utterly suck!)

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