Tag Archives: humor

My Stapler!

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Back in college, I needed a stapler because my old one broke within the first week.  It was it’s time to go . . . down the stairs as I tried to staple a paper while running late to class.  … Continue reading →

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Random Thought

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Everyone is so focus on the zombie apocalypse these days.  I would think that the moment the first zombie appears, it’d be crushed before it could spread the disease.  We’re too prepared for it . . . unless that’s what … Continue reading →

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33 Birthday Facts and Answers (Long One)

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Yesterday I said that I would answer 33 gathered questions from followers to celebrate my 33rd birthday.  Nothing was off-limits and this is what I received. How and when did  you discover you loved writing?  Asked by Shane’s Book Blog … Continue reading →

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Laptop Battery Yikes

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I really do find this .gif hilarious and so true.  For those that don’t know, the actor is Johnny Depp and the character is Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. And yes this happened to me today.

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I Think I Got It!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I just realized the pattern.  I only sell books when I’m asleep.  That means I need to sleep for a long time to make major sales.  Maybe a temporary coma for good measure.  This plan is genius and I have … Continue reading →

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Mad Doctor of Dyer

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(Ever stumble onto an old piece of writing and struggle to figure out what you were drinking to create such insanity?  Here’s one of mine.) Beneath the clean-cut hedges And the children playing tag Thrives a maze-like lab Run by … Continue reading →

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Passover: The Holiday of Giant Crackers (Rant)

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m Jewish, but I do fully admit that matzah is really nothing more than a giant cracker.  I have a week of eating the stuff, which doesn’t do wonders for nutrition and the human body in general.  Even more entertaining, … Continue reading →

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This Pineapple Tastes Inky . . . and Leaves Papercuts

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

In a true act of writing splendor, I just tried to eat the first page of my edited book.  I mean, my tongue actually touched the paper as I held it.  While I have no defense for this sudden act … Continue reading →

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Get Me My Axe and Ale

Posted on March 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(Recent poems are having some backstory since I’ve had to hit up my archives.  This one is simple.  I had to buy a new suit after gaining more weight than I should have.  The tailor’s description of my body type … Continue reading →

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Papercut

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Little gash on my finger. How much longer will you linger?   Thriving where my pointer bends. How can I ever make you mend?   It has been weeks since you appeared. Are you infected as I feared?   I … Continue reading →

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