Tag Archives: food

The Fabulous Feast of Prince Profundus Vorago

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is a children’s story/poem that I wrote last year.  Never went anywhere due to lack of illustrations.  It’s another ‘if the opportunity arises’ situations. Attention!  Attention!  We need all you meal makers. We need all the cooks and the … Continue reading →

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Battle of the Chicken Nuggets

Posted on July 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Goldfish crackers Whipped cream alone Chips and fries galore This is all you eat Today I say no more A bag of carrots That you refuse Yogurt that you request We try them all It’s become a patience test Late … Continue reading →

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Herbs and Spices

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Tired of pepper and salt I peruse the book Dreaming of oregano Maybe a little thyme Cilantro ribbons Hidden in the salad Aside a breast of beast Flavored with paprika A stew of cumin And its brother coriander Maybe a … Continue reading →

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This Pineapple Tastes Inky . . . and Leaves Papercuts

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

In a true act of writing splendor, I just tried to eat the first page of my edited book.  I mean, my tongue actually touched the paper as I held it.  While I have no defense for this sudden act … Continue reading →

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Don’t Eat That! You Might Like It

Posted on March 2, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(In honor of people who give dietary advice without being asked for it. 😉  Yeah, I set out to anger people with this one.) Put that food down! You are lucky I was here To stop you from yourself Pushing … Continue reading →

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