MEET CHARLES E YALLOWITZ

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My guest this week is a name that often pops up on my social media as he’s very ‘into’ marketing and very successful at it too.  Charles has a new book out and we have timed his guest post to coincide with the publication.  But first a little about this weeks author.

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Charles Yallowitz was born and raised on Long Island, NY, but he has spent most of his life wandering his own imagination in a blissful haze. Occasionally, he would return from this world for the necessities such as food, showers, and Saturday morning cartoons. One day he returned from his imagination and decided he would share his stories with the world. After his wife decided that she was tired of hearing the same stories repeatedly, she convinced him that it would make more sense to follow his dream of being a fantasy author. So, locked within the house under…

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Sins of the Fathers, on #LisaBurtonRadio

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Don’t touch that dial! You’ve landed on Lisa Burton Radio. The only show that brings you interviews with the characters from the books you love. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and my special guest today is the owner of a small pub in Montreal. “Welcome to the show Charlene Butler.”

“Hi, Lisa. Thank you for having me today, and please call me Charlie.”

“It’s okay to say the name of your pub. Might bring in a few people.”

“Great idea! I own Butler’s Pub on Drummond Street in Downtown Montreal. The nicest pub in the neighborhood.”

“Charlie, you’re here today because there is a strange string of events in your life. Tell us about that, please.”

“Strange is a good word. Worrisome, scary, terrifying would also be good words. It started innocently enough. I received an anonymous letter in the mail from someone named Vincent, saying he’d been…

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The Perfect (And Free) Mother’s Day Gift

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MarinaMarina Gioti | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

I’ve mentioned Marina Gioti and her husband, Kostas Kromidas, in the past, and today I have some exciting news for anyone looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift. Marina is giving away for FREE her award-winning book, One Heart, until May 6th.

Even though the book celebrates the unique bond between mother and daughter, I love it so much that I’ve both downloaded it and ordered a print copy, as a gift to my own mother.

So, if you’re looking for a great gift for your mother (or daughter), download for free One Heart or send it as a gift from Amazon!

One Heart

One Heart by Marina Gioti | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's bookThe minute our children are born they steal our hearts forever.

This is a book about the unique bond between mothers and daughters. The idea for it came from a letter I wrote to my daughter when she was only two years…

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NN Light’s Bookaholics May Giveaway – lots of prizes

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Food and Society: A Rough Hurdle for Vampires

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A big part of all societies food, which makes it difficult for a vampire to blend in.  You can only pretend to have already eaten or not be hungry so often before people start thinking you have a problem.  On the other hand, you can’t role up with your latest victim dangling from your fangs.  So, what are some tips to surviving events that require a little sipping and noshing?

  1. Try to be the host as often as possible.  This means you can have food for everyone and be close to your own source.  Blood bags are very useful here because they’re easier to hide than a body.  More importantly, the host has plenty of reasons to step out of the party.  Make sure you don’t have enough beer or ice to make it through the night or stage an accident that requires you get your clothes into the wash.  Worst case scenario, you’re seen as a little frazzled and clumsy.
  2. If possible, add blood to your food, especially drinks.  Keep flasks with you or get a salt shaker with powdered blood in there.  This takes a lot of preparation and it might require doing it when nobody is looking.  That or you can take a drink before every bite since there are people who need to do so to help swallow.
  3. Dig in because most vampires can eat human food, but they get nothing from it.  This is more of an act though because you really don’t have the urge to do so.  Then again, nobody really talks about what happens after a vampire like this eats since they’re dead, which means no working digestive system.  Still, take advantage and try to fake enjoying it.
  4. Just because you can’t eat, it doesn’t mean you can’t cook.  Similar to being the host, provide a dish for an event.  Claim that you indulged a little bit too much while cooking and need to wait for things to digest.  You might even need the excuse if the dish is good enough to stun your friends.
  5. Go old school and hide your food under used napkins before throwing it out.  Take very little to begin with and move it around your plate for a while.  People will think you’ve had some of it, but you can only keep that going for so long.  Do NOT stuff it into a potted plant or feed it to a dog.  Both can be found out, especially if the dog throws up or gets sick.  If you aren’t attached to your clothes then pocket things and flush them when you get a chance.
  6. Offer to be the designated driver and let the mortals get plastered.  Most won’t realize you aren’t eating.  Those that do will believe everything you say and might not remember much anyway.  Best of all, you can get buzzed later by indulging in a few bites on the way home.  Just blame the friend that tends to go out of control when they’re drunk.
  7. FOR DAWN FANGS: Congrats on being able to eat and get nutrients from food once again.  Just be careful with indulging because there are a few downsides to this.  The biggest is that you will feel a familiar sensation in your lower abdomen.  In other words, you’re going to need a bathroom once again if you overdo it.  Welcome back to the world of mortal digestion.
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Basic Plots: Comedy

A great post on basic comedy plots.

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Comedy Tragedy MasksCiao, SEers. On March 21, I started a series of posts on the seven basic plot types, as defined by Christopher Booker. So far, we’ve covered Rebirth and Tragedy. Today, we’re going to talk about Comedy.

Comedies aren’t necessarily laugh-out-loud humor pieces, although they can be. Essentially, these are works with happy or uplifting endings. The tone throughout will typically be lighter than that of a tragedy, but it can still be a dramatic story.

A comedy is about triumph over adversity. A series of problems—often mistakes or secrets—stymie the hero. Characters are out of harmony because of frustration, selfishness, bitterness, confusion, lies, etc. Finally, clarity is achieved and the ending is a positive one. Many times this resolution is depicted through a marriage of the hero and heroine. Because of this, it should come as no surprise that most romances and fairy tales fall into this category.

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This Week in Indie Publishing

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Fake books sold on Amazon could be used for money laundering

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 Nonsensical? Many high-priced books whose texts are gibberish are offered for sale on Amazon. Photograph: John Macdougall/AFP/Getty Images

“Worthless” books priced at up to thousands, of dollars on Amazon.com and which contain only nonsensical text have been identified as possible vehicles for money laundering by an author whose name was, he says, used to send almost $24,000 (£17,200) to an unknown and fraudulent seller.

Amazon’s self-publishing arm CreateSpace makes it relatively straightforward to publish a title that contains any text, provided that this isn’t “placeholder” or dummy text, and allowing fake books to be sold on the Amazon website at a price chosen by the seller.

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Book clinic: do editors often have to cut authors down to size?

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 Maxwell Perkins, editor, at Scribner’s, of F Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway and Thomas…

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GUEST POST: JENNIFER BROZEK

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Today, I’m excited to welcome Jennifer Brozek to Bookwraiths.  She has taken the time to drop by to shed a little light on how a one star review stuck with her and shed light on the difference between military brats and everyone else!

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OBSERVATIONS OF AN AMERICAN
MILITARY BRAT

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JENNIFER BROZEK

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The Nellus Academy Incident was first released on Battle Corps, the subscription website for BattleTech fans. Then it was re-released as a novel in 2014 and won the Scribe Award for the best YA tie-in novel for the year. Two years later, it is now in print and I’m pleased…

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A Hole in the Week: How Do I Fill It?

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As I mentioned before, I need to think of something else to do for Tuesdays.  I can’t keep doing teasers from the same book.  Anyway, I’ve got a few ideas that I’ll just throw out there to see if anything gets a unanimous agreement.

  1. Doing teasers from all of my books instead of one.
  2. Do Ask-a-Character interviews for the War of Nytefall cast.
  3. Open it to guest posts.  This is a risk because I’m in trouble if I don’t have anyone.
  4. Revive Questions 3 or make it a Question 1 thing in the hopes of getting a lot of comments.
  5. Leave it blank and only reblog.
  6. Make it Bedlam day and give up trying to publish that series since nobody seems interested in it outside of this blog.  (This would be down the road since I never edited the next book.)
  7. Find a question that interests me and write about that.  No idea where I would look, but it’s something.

That’s all I can think of, so we’ll see if anything interests people.  Personally, I’m happy to go with any of those.

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Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore – New Book on the Shelves – The Jericho Prophesy- Book One of The Eternal Realm by Fiona Tarr

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