Saga for Pirantina, on #LisaBurtonRadio

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Welcome all you space jockeys and dragon riders. You telepaths from the twilight zone. You’ve landed on Lisa Burton Radio, the only show that brings you the characters from the books you love. I’m your host today, Lisa the robot girl, and my very special guest is Battle Prince Yaitolan Rintenide, of Pirantina. “Welcome to the show Prince Yaitolan.”

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“Um, yeah. Honey we talked about this already. Your telepathic communication doesn’t work on me, because I’m a robot girl. It also doesn’t make for good radio. You’re going to have to use your words here.”

“My apologies, I haven’t interacted with any beings from this dimension, yet. Please, just call me Yaitolan, if you would be so kind. I am far too casual for my full Battle Prince title.”

“Battle Prince sounds like an important job. Is there down time where you aren’t actually a prince?”

“I can’t say…

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Ask-A-Character: Kira Grasdon in the Hot Seat #fantasy

Cover Art by Sean Harrington

Quest of the Brokenhearted is available for 99 cents throughout July!

Imagine my surprise when I saw I didn’t have a post for today.  Yeah, I’ll admit that I didn’t plan anything since I was focused more on the book release.  The thing is that it’s a holiday in the USA, so it’s hard to tell what blog traffic will be.  So, I’m going to attempt some audience interaction by dusting off an old blog type.

(Addition: Imagine my surprised again when another post went live right before this one.  I swear that ‘7 Tips’ post wasn’t listed on the scheduled post thing when I made sure I was set for the week.  Sorry about that.  Guess if there’s any day to get clogged and messed it then a day with low online activity is when to do it.)

With Kira Grasdon going through so many changes and now having a book to call her own, I’m sure she has a lot to say.  People may be wondering how she went from a positive-minded person to one who is borderline suicidal.  What was she thinking by going into Lacarsis?  How did she end up in that brothel tending bar and being a bouncer?  The questions keep coming even if you haven’t read the book.  Not saying you can’t ask her about this adventure though.  I would, but I already know the answers and I’ve found that the audience always come up with something I never considered.

So, Kira Grasdon is in the hot seat.  Enjoy and don’t forget to take advantage of the month long sale.

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7 Tips to Ruling a City of Monsters

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Ruling over a city full of monsters isn’t easy.  It does help to be one yourself, but not everyone has that luxury.  There’s always a problem that has to be taken care of and at least half of your citizens are nocturnal and food for the other half.  Let’s not even get into the constant soliciting from adventurers who are out to make a name for themselves.  So, what is a dark warlord of evil to do?

  1. Make strict rules about what people can eat.  If you allow the monsters to feast on each other then you won’t have much of an army.  Sure, the strongest will be on your side, but how long before they start fighting each other.  Eventually, you’ll be left with a single, overweight monster that is eyeing you like a free rib-eye.  Just set up a farm and maintain enough livestock to avoid the disaster.
  2. While many monsters love darkness, it isn’t something that is needed across the board.  You can keep some places in utter darkness and others in light or make sure you have functional days.  This way, you don’t play favorites between the nocturnal and diurnal species.  It also means you have agents who can function at all hours of the day.
  3. Be very careful with the undead.  They have a habit of eating whatever has a heartbeat, possessing random targets, and smelling like death.  Anything with a sensitive sense of smell won’t want to be around them during the summer.
  4. Don’t ignore the fun parts of cities just because your citizens are monsters.  They might be used to living in the wilderness, but creating houses for their specific lifestyle can go a long way towards earning their trust.  You can add all the things they might want like hot springs, cold springs, waterfalls, ponds full of fish, insect gardens, and all the amenities a monster desires.
  5. Killing a monster to keep the others in line can only work for so long.  Much like humans, they can be turn on you out of fear.
  6. Money might be a problem since monsters aren’t known for paying rent.  This can be remedied by commandeering a gold mine or training a group of raiders.  Of course, the latter means you can be attacked for revenge or considered a threat that needs to be eliminated.  So, your money-making ventures should be paired with maintaining a powerful defense.  This will require more money and you’ll have to . . . Let’s just say it could be a vicious cycle, so raiding might not be a good idea.
  7. Don’t go overboard with giants and dragons.  These monsters take up a lot of space and can be territorial.  You’ll not have much of a city left if you let any combination of these groups tangle.
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Check Out My Interview at Jacky Dahlhaus’s Blog! #fantasy

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A big thank you to Jacky Dahlhaus for asking me to be a guest on her blog.  The questions were a lot of fun.

Click here for the fun interview!

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Teaser Tuesday: Aganippe the Cuvier

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First teaser after Quest of the Brokenhearted went live for 99 cents.  So, exciting.  While this isn’t Kira’s first battle in the story, this is the first official champion that she faces.  I had a lot of fun writing the scene and it set the stage for all the others being difficult challenges that required a lot of thinking on ones feet.  Both for me and Kira since I never had a clear idea of how to beat these guys.

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SMC Cartography – Making Maps

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I was recently followed by Soraya Corcoran of SMC Cartography. Soraya has drawn some amazing fantasy maps, so I asked her for a guest post on her craft. She was happy to oblige, so feast your eyes on her brilliant art and read her tips on world-building. And if you wish to commission her, her rates are pretty reasonable!

SMC Cartography – Making Maps

Soraya fantasy maps | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's bookMy name is Soraya, a fan of all things fantasy… and MAPS!

Let me tell you about myself. I was born and raised in a small village in wild Montana, a quiet place where nothing exciting happened. Once I was of age, I set sail on the Pacific as one of the logistics specialists aboard a great military ship, where I most certainly did not talk like a pirate most of the time. Three years I spent on the seas, until I settled into the life of…

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Lacarsis the City of Evil: The Myths

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Most of the action in Quest of the Brokenhearted takes place in the city of Lacarsis, which has been a slight mystery in the Windemere books.  It’s been mentioned a handful of times in other books, but only as a place of monsters and evil.  This story is where readers get to see what’s actually inside.  To be honest, the journey from single word to in-depth city is rather simple.

At the beginning, I was heavily influenced by ‘Castlevania’ and was playing ‘Symphony of the Night’ almost religiously.  I still do since my Super NES died long ago and I can’t play ‘Super Castlevania’ anymore.  Honestly, this video game series has been a favorite of mine since childhood, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that I did a book that acts like an homage to the concept.  I think I mentioned in another post that Kira’s whip-like weapon made her the perfect choice for this, but now I’m getting off topic.  I changed it from a castle to a large city, but the whole monster thing came from this.  A difference I was determined to do was that the city moves around the continent, so people can wake up one day and find it sitting a few miles away from their home.  Not sure why, but I always found this part fairly amusing.

I don’t remember the earlier names beyond calling it ‘The City of Evil’, which was a placeholder.  Thankfully, I figured something out in a way that probably would have had me put in a straight-jacket if done in public.  With an image in my head, I just began blabbing the phrase ‘Welcome to’ and inserted whatever odd name turned up.  Took a few days of randomly doing this until I blurted out Lacarsis and it stuck.  At least, it did for about three years before I wondered if I was having trouble because of the name and tossed it away for a few months.  Nothing else turned up, but I didn’t feel rushed because I didn’t have a story yet.  Once Quest of the Brokenhearted came up, I went back to the old name again.

One of the hardest things in explaining Lacarsis is that exploring it is a big part of the overall adventure.  At least on a physical level because Kira’s battles span the entire region.  Something that always remained the same throughout the incarnations is that it is vast and filled with monsters.  The creatures aren’t seen from outside and a few times I considered having them venture out to cause havoc, which draws people to investigate.  I changed it to retain the mystery, so that when Kira steps inside, she is met with this giant realm that the outside world never understood.  This mystery really grew on me because it meant I could do more than have the hero go through rooms.  Now, there was more variety in settings and the overall landscape grew to something unique in Windemere.

I never really came up with a reason for Lacarsis existing that survived the various incarnations.  At one point, it was where all monsters were born, but that didn’t make much sense.  Baby monsters wouldn’t be found outside of the city and it meant that everything would have to be around this area instead of across the globe.  The answer could have been making all of the inhabitants unique, but then I wouldn’t be able to flush out a few species that I had my eye on.  Eventually, I left the reason Lacarsis is there as a mystery that I’m not sure I every truly answer.  To be honest, I’m not even clear that it’s necessary since the other cities don’t require such an explanation.  Someone/thing wanted to build a city for monsters and that’s what happened.

A question I do keep asking myself here is if Lacarsis will appear in other stories.  That’s as long as it isn’t destroyed by Kira, but there could always be a new version.  Monsters will always need a place to live and evil will always band together.  The future of Lacarsis could very well go beyond this adventure to give other heroes a chance to see what’s inside.  After all, this is a rather fluid place at times and there’s no telling what it will turn into when it’s pitted against a different person.  I say this because one aspect that I began realizing as I edited was that Lacarsis kind of mirrors and accommodates the hero who challenges it.  In a way, Kira gets something she wanted from the competition within the City of Evil and that’s a place where she’s accepted.  So, maybe another hero will meet something else that fills a void.  Makes one wonder how much of what you see in Quest of the Brokenhearted is even real or part of Kira’s subconscious influence.  Just another mystery in this city that I hope will continue to grow.

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Fairies, Myths, and Magic – all for 99¢

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Colleen Chesebro has a new book out. Check out the promo, then check out the book.

Step into a world where fairies, dragons, and other magical beings converge in a collection of poetry and short stories inspired by the celebration of Litha, the Summer Solstice.

Meet Drac, a dragon cursed by his own poisonous deeds, and two pixies who help an old man remember a lost love. You’ll meet a pair of fairies with a sense of humor, and a young girl who fulfills her destiny after being struck by lightning. Learn what happens when a modern witch’s spell goes terribly wrong. Meet the Sisters of the Fey, a group of Slavic Witches who sign a pact with the Rusalki Fey to preserve their magic for the good of all.

Atmospheric and haunting, the prose and poetry, will rewrite the mythologies of the past bringing them into the future.

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New On Amazon: Quest of the Brokenhearted for #99cents #fantasy

A battered soul faces a city of monsters in
Quest of the Brokenhearted!

Cover Art by Sean Harrington

As Windemere moves forward, a broken spirit falls into the shadows.

Two years have passed since Luke Callindor was lost during the champions’ battle against Baron Kernaghan. Many mourn the loss, but none have been hurt more than the fiancée he left behind, Kira Grasdon. Plagued by grief and determined to prove he is alive, she has sacrificed her business, her reputation, and her hope. Surviving on the streets of Gaia, she has become an emotional husk of her former self. It is only by chance that Kira crosses paths with an old friend and learns of a path, which will either end her suffering or revive her shattered soul. As the rumors state, hundreds of adventurers have flocked to Lacarsis and none have returned.

Will Kira meet her death in the City of Evil or will she thrive among the monsters?

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Book Excerpt: The Farm

The blast of warm air hits and swirls around the area to make all those in metal armor feel like they are about to faint. As the wind billows out, it carries the fog away to reveal broken fences and an abandoned farmhouse. The porch is partially collapsed with a swing sitting in the mud, its chains still connected to the fallen roof. The front door is closed, but a large hole is in the middle as if something tried to punch its way inside. Rusty pots and tools are scattered about the ground, some of them having been plunged into the ground. Not far away is a large barn, which shows no sign of damage beyond peeling paint and cobwebs dangling from the eaves. A crooked weathervane sits above the hay loft, the bat-shaped object spinning wildly even though the wind has died. Wilted crops stand in the fields among those that have already rotted into mush. Piles of hay dot the landscape, each one having turned black and become surrounded by swarms of thumb-sized flies. When the last of the fog clears, the entire area is bathed in a sickly orange light that causes the adventurers’ skin to crawl.

An animal call erupts from a nearby pasture, the grass a light brown and showing signs of being repeatedly trampled. In response, the sounds of chickens drift from the farmhouse and they are soon joined by other familiar noises. The ear-wrenching symphony continues to grow as the adventurers spread out across the road and into the fields. Most are focused on the farmhouse door, so they are caught off-guard when the attack begins. Zombified pigs, horses, goats, and sheep burst out of the barn to charge the nearest warriors. With acidic foam flying from their mouths, the undead livestock crash into the armored figures and rip into whatever flesh they can reach. The goats and pigs cause the most damage, their teeth breaking through metal and bone while the horses do more harm with their hooves. Flapping wings from the farmhouse are a slight warning before a flock of chickens and ducks explode from the windows. Lacking teeth, they have a harder time killing their prey, who swing wildly and blindly cast spells that miss half of the time. Chaos is consuming the crowd when the first animal call erupts from the right and four knights are sent hurtling through the air. Flesh dangling from its horns and blood splattered across its rotting face, the zombified bull barrels into the adventurers. The grunting beast tramples everything in its path as it crashes into one of the fields and sends a broken cart rolling away. Turning around, the animal ignores the arrows that stick into its hindquarters and charges back into the crowd.

While the others try to retreat, Kira swings her sickle at the bull’s side and gets the weapon stuck between the exposed ribs. She holds on while she is dragged and uses the blunt end to swat chickens out of the air. As she passes a stallion, she swings her kusari-gama to get the chain wrapped around its hind legs. With the horse galloping away from the bull, Kira plants her feet and pulls hard on her weapon. Her strength combined with that of the zombified steed allows her to shatter the larger animal’s ribs. Spinning around, she whips the sickle into the side of the stallion’s head and uncoils the chain as it crashes to the ground. Without turning back, the adventurer dives to the side and narrowly avoids getting gored by the bull. The moment she hits the ground, she pounces to grab the jagged hole in its body and pulls herself close enough to punch inside with the blunt end of her weapon. Kira continues striking the rotting heart until the confused animal rears back and exposes its stomach for a pair of spearmen to impale it. They are unable to support its weight and are promptly crushed while the young woman flips up to slam her sickle into the base of its skull. Hanging onto the bucking bull, she violently twists the blade until the zombie finally falls over and rapid decays. The others are about to cheer when the call of another bull bursts from the pasture.

“They just keep coming,” Kira mutters as she watches more animals pour out of the buildings.

Grab your copy on Amazon for 99 cents throughout the month of July!

*****

Interested in more Windemere?  Then don’t forget to check out Charles E. Yallowitz’s first series: Legends of Windemere

All Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Or more interested vampires? Then check out War of Nytefall: Loyalty:

Cover Art by Alison Hunt

About the Author:

Charles Yallowitz was born and raised on Long Island, NY, but he has spent most of his life wandering his own imagination in a blissful haze. Occasionally, he would return from this world for the necessities such as food, showers, and Saturday morning cartoons. One day he returned from his imagination and decided he would share his stories with the world. After his wife decided that she was tired of hearing the same stories repeatedly, she convinced him that it would make more sense to follow his dream of being a fantasy author. So, locked within the house under orders to shut up and get to work, Charles brings you Legends of Windemere. He looks forward to sharing all of his stories with you, and his wife is happy he finally has someone else to play with.

Blog: www.legendsofwindemere.com
Twitter: @cyallowitz
Facebook: Charles Yallowitz
Website: www.charleseyallowitz.com

LET THE TOURNAMENT OF LACARSIS BEGIN!

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Interview with author Karen Oberlaender

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I have the great pleasure today of interviewing Karen Oberlaender, author of the short story collection, IN A SMALL COMPASS, and flash fiction series NEIGHBORS, on Marcia’s Book Talk.

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Welcome, Karen, it is lovely to have you here!

Thank you very much, Marcia, it is a pleasure to be here.

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Q: For how long have you been writing?

A: I started writing ‘songs’ for myself when I was about elevenish. Throughout school I did not write much as we were forced to write what the ministry of education deemed necessary. At university, things changed; the topics were more interesting, and regained my love for writing. I kept writing non-fiction texts until I started my first blog, “My train of thoughts on…”, in December 2012. It took me until April 2013 to gather the courage to hit the publish button for my first short story, “Nightmare,”…

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