Poetry Day: Psycho-Grannie

Clefairy!

(Actually saw this event play out in Florida.)

She has lived her life

Wish you could say the same

She stares upon the road

With half a working eye

Moving from lane to lane

Without a pattern to be found

Bumping off the corner

She nearly hits a bus

That all can clearly see

You try to keep an eye on her

Making sure she stays ahead

But she darts into a parking lot

Sending walkers leaping high

She reappears behind you

Almost hitting your rear end

This old lady is a menace

That you cannot elude

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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12 Responses to Poetry Day: Psycho-Grannie

  1. L. Marie's avatar L. Marie says:

    It really is dangerous sometimes. Someone warned me about a retirement home not far from where I live. Some of the residents rush out of the parking lot.

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  2. I think there is one of these in every community

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  3. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:

    Big problems when to take the keys away!

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  4. Yup. We have them here, too.

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  5. Jeanie M's avatar Jeanie M says:

    Wow, this is wild! Kinda feels like me right now, sitting here waiting for my carpet cleaners to finish—just watching life happen in chaos around me. At least nothing’s crashing in here… yet!

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