Monsters, Magic Items, and Thingies from Chris, Jo, Melissa, & Adam

It’s the last day of the Monster/Magic Item/Whatever fun and here are all of the people who shot me short lists.  First up is Chris McMullen:

Kheyjm

An aquatic predator found in the open ocean, the Kheyim travel in schools.  They are modest-sized fish that are dark blue with a white dorsal fin and black tail fins.  Their pectoral fins are clear and can be suddenly extended to deliver a slice to their target.  The school will surround prey and dart around while slashing at it.  Some studies have shown that they may do this to a fish they don’t intend to eat in order to attract their favorite meal: shark.

The next one is from Jo Robinson:

Daawkwiddle

Nobody is sure if they should classify this creature as a duck or a dog.  It has the bill and webbed feet of a duck as well as a love of water.  Yet, it has the shaggy fur, sharp teeth, and four legs of a Pomeranian.  The typically gentle nature of the Daawkwiddle has led to it becoming a popular pet, but there is one complaint.  It is a picky and difficult eater who switches from dog food to duck food (especially snails) without warning.  Some have even been known to make the switch in the middle of a meal and knock over its food bowl in anger.  It doesn’t attack, but struts off to mope under a table or couch.

Melissa Janda has given me the following 3:

Dasypoedidaewahl

Indigenous to cities in tropical climates, this crab-like parasite can be found on any of the armadillo family.  It hides within their armor to occasionally feed off blood, but not enough to draw attention at first.  When the Dasypoedidaewahl grows to the size of a quarter, it begins injecting a hardening agent into the host.  It gradually sucks out the internal liquids to make room for the agent, which petrifies the armadillo.  After hollowing the body out, the parasite lays its eggs and dies.

Jacinthewoky

A dance done by the men and women of the Kelpie Isles, it is performed during the Harvest Festival.  Each person holds a white handkerchief and holds it out in front of them with both hands.  They perform a series of complicated steps for an hour, which works up a sweat.  Once the dance is done, the performers quickly tie the handkerchief around their heads where it either remains white or turns orange.  If it turns orange then that person has been chosen to help pick the crops when they’re ripe.

Jettaturathicus

The victim of an Evil Eye done by the sixth female descendant of a third son born out of wedlock under a triple star eclipse.  Those hit by this curse are made sterile, plagued by night terrors, and can never eat chocolate again.

LAST ONE AND IT’S A BIG ONE FROM ADAM ICKES!

Krimkiklekawanamung

This legendary beast is rumored to wander the Plains of Semikol, which has been a barren wasteland for centuries.  Nobody knows what happened to the tribes or animals that lived here.  One day they simply disappeared and left nothing but ruins and a sea of bones.  Of course people blame the Krimkiklekawanamung since it might be the only creature left in the area.  The problem is that it isn’t some large beast.  If the stories are true then it’s actually a fist-sized beetle and there’s only one of them.  It is dull orange with a black heart on its back and it darts around, never stopping for longer than an instant if it truly exists.  Considering the Plains of Semikol span for a couple hundred thousand miles, it’s possible the Krimkiklekawanamung (translated to either Devourer of Life or Easily Crushed by a Rock) exists.  The chance of it being the creature that turned the region into a near lifeless wasteland?  Many don’t think it’s possible.

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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20 Responses to Monsters, Magic Items, and Thingies from Chris, Jo, Melissa, & Adam

  1. L. Marie's avatar L. Marie says:

    Wow! These are great! I love the Jacinthewoky dance. Sounds exhausting but fun.

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  2. Adam's avatar Adam Ickes says:

    You’ve certainly done the legendary Krimkiklekawanamung justice. The alternate translations are great!

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  3. LiveLoved's avatar Kirsten says:

    You do such a great job with these, Charles! I will be sad to see them end. Maybe you can do them again next year in April 🙂 When everyone else is doing NaPoWriMo, you can do Monster Month!

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  4. Lewis Carroll may especially appreciate Jacinthewoky.
    So that’s where I saw the kheyjm. Poor sharkies. 🙂

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  5. Cool, cool! Awesome! Pardon my excitement, but now I know who the pink duck is! Thank you Charles – these creatures are brilliant, and must have taken lots of your time to put such vivid life in.

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  6. melissajanda's avatar melissajanda says:

    Ha! I love what you did with the words suggested. You’re a very clever man. I think we need a visual of the jacinthewoky dance, though. And an audio of how to pronounce the last one. I’m not even going to try to spell it. 🙂

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  7. C. Miller's avatar C. Miller says:

    Easily Crushed by a Rock. XD

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