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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

Strange Diets: Monsters Need Food Too

I’ve spent all week talking and joking about food in fiction.  One of the things I didn’t mention is how the act of eating can be used for monsters and villains.  Take vampires, zombies, and cannibals.  They feed on humans, … Continue reading

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Groggy & Enraged Update

As I said yesterday, I might not be very social for a little while.  My recently turned 1-year-old laptop seems to be dead.  Today will be spent trying to get the files out of the hard drive and planning on … Continue reading

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$”&$?#^+!? And The Horse They Rode In On

Finished book 8. Went to back up book 8 on thumb drive. 1 Year Old Laptop crashed and is pointing finger at Windows Update. Might have lost 2 chapters. Victory snatched from grasp and very upset. Might not be social … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Finale)

Our pastry chefs have made desserts of all sorts They have cookies and brownies and cinnamon torts. Assorted colors and tastes all sweet to the buds. Especially the cream puffs that are bigger than spuds. Peach-stuffed strudel and an amazing … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Part 4)

The next dish is from the deepest of seas. A lobster so big it brought fishermen to their knees. This dish was a trial that required a vote To boil it in the pool or use part of the moat. … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Part 3)

Our first meal of meat has come out of the kitchen. It is a roast fowl that is juicier than chicken. The bird has eight legs that glisten with meat That has been cooked with intense red heat. I heard … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Part 2)

The bakers have finished and left the ovens on fire But a basket of bread, I have never seen higher. Accompanied by a tub of fresh apricot spread These breads are warmer than a freshly used bed. Rolls and bagels … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Part 1)

Attention! Attention! We need all you meal makers. We need all the cooks and the chefs and the bakers. All whippers of cream and pounders of steak. We are asking for anyone with a great dish to make. Come on … Continue reading

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Entrails, Omens, Eggciting News and Eggstraordinary Matters…

Originally posted on M T McGuire Authorholic:
Well, OK, not entrails. Moving on. Big is the order of the day, it seems. Our garden has been surprisingly free of random cats this week, not because of Harrison, who hasn’t had…

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Shameless Promotion

Originally posted on Poetry by Pamela:
I have the formatted version of my upcoming book ready to go – just waiting on a friend to finish up the picture for my cover. I really need to learn how to use…

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