Gary’s Glasses Galore: All Glasses Polished to Perfection

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Come in and have a seat at the bar.  We don’t serve alcohol here, but the setting helps people find their perfect glass.  You know that the right glass will enhance the taste of what you’re drinking?  It’s not scientifically proven, but it makes sense if you think about it for a few seconds.  Now, take a look and see what catches your fancy.  Here is our list of products:

  • Chalice– Perfect for any light drink such as wine.  Enjoyed by many religious people, so holy engravings are available.
  • Goblet– Preferred for water and tea.  Ours are enchanted to maintain the perfect temperature of whatever it is holding.
  • Beer Stein– Comes in lid and lidless varieties.  Can include a snack summoning enchantment for either pretzels, pork rinds, chips, or nuts.
  • Snifter– Designed specifically to the customer’s hand for optimal swirling.  Will do minor adjustments as person grows.
  • Wine Glass– Comes in sets of 8 with 4 for white and 4 for red.  Made to be unbreakable and impervious to smears.
  • Martini– Name says it all and they have been designed to never spill.
  • Large Drink Glass– Enchanted to sprout drink accessories on command such as little umbrellas.
  • Margarita– Once the rim is covered in salt, it will self-replenish the ring until the drink is done.
  • Champagne Flute– Comes in set of 2, 4, and 12.  Maintains bubbliness of liquid whether it be champagne or soda.
  • Shot Glasses–  Any picture can be put on the glass.  Due to small size, they are enchanted to return to the owner after an hour of being used.  Special container given to prevent them from appearing at inappropriate times.
  • Collins Glass– Can also be adjusted to highball size.  Releases flavor enhancer when touched by garnishes.
  • Tumbler– Basic drinking glass that is indestructible, self-cleaning, and does not sweat when ice is added.
  • Milkshake– Keeps drinks cold.  Can be enchanted with a lactose negation spell, which means people can have a milkshake without fear.
  • Balloon– Can release drink as bubbles.  Not sure why people like this one.
  • Faux Solo Cup– The glass is tinted red and made to feel like plastic.  Very popular for frat parties that wish to appear fancy.

We have more, but those are our most popular ones.  Why are you asking about frames and lens?  So strange.

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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13 Responses to Gary’s Glasses Galore: All Glasses Polished to Perfection

  1. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:

    Just wonderful, Charles. My husband, the bartender, would love to have these glasses! I’d love that large drink glass!

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  2. I could certainly use the no spill Martini glass. You know, after a few of those a regular Martini glass gets tipsy. A fun post, Charles.

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  3. L. Marie's avatar L. Marie says:

    😄😄 Can I get the goblet with snack summoning also? The self-replenishing salt on the margarita glasses is great!

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  4. Jennie's avatar Jennie says:

    I’m a tumbler gal, perfect for the klutz when drinking her wine.

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  5. V.M.Sang's avatar V.M.Sang says:

    Drinking in the right container does enhance the drink’s flavour. At least, drinking from the wrong container impairs it.

    Many years ago, when we were camping in France for the first time, we didn’t have wine glasses and drank out or tumblers, or even (shock, horror) beakers. It wasn’t the same, I can assure you.

    I love these glasses. The goblet sounds just perfect for me. I can’t stand cold tea or coffee, but it’s usually that way before I’ve finished it.

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    • I remember drinking in whatever was around while in college. Didn’t make much of a difference with liquor. Beer was different due to the foam situation. Nowadays, I drink wine from this sippy cup tumbler a teacher I worked with gave me. Makes it taste sweeter.

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  6. Sorry, wrong door. I was looking for a wooden tankard that could double as a bludgeoning weapon without spilling my ale.

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