Let’s be honest. You know who this is and where he’s from.
(This was a silly poem that got a lot of traction back in the day. Wrote this in 2011 near the start of a big poetry period. Enjoy if you get it.)
We R Soupereor
Two all uhthr crechurs
Owr brayns R whyse
And hellp us kreate
We bilt a wurld
Abuhv the uhntamd whyld
Pruving owr soupereorite
Owr citees wil nevr fal
Bkaws we bilt two last
Owr wurks wil b remembrd
Aftr we R gon
The beests nv us
For tha wil nevr rech
The levls that we threyev
Legends of Windemere 
This is great! Oddly enough I’m writing a picture book on a seventeenth-century court case, which has a ton of old English. The text looks just like some of this!
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That is odd. I was just goofing around. Surprised it resembles anything.
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Could be Old Old English! I see that Disney has decided to keep Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow – I frankly couldn’t see a different one.
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Getting a sense that this poem is less gibberish and more Old English. As for Sparrow, I heard Depp was never going back.
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Ah. Disney just used Depp’s likeness as Captain Jack Sparrow for a display. He’s not back in the role. They’re just using the character and his likeness since it’s their property.
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Fun! And yet I wonder who exactly was writing of their “greightness” in such a, um, quirky way.
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Probably somebody on either Twitter or Reddit.
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Genyus
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Thanks. 😁
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Dat’s deep Man 😳
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Totally. 😁
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