Disturbed- Indestructible
“How’s it going, Mark?”
“I’m still not talking to you, Steve.”
“But you just talked to me. Are you still mad about last month?”
“No. I’m happy that I listened to you and now I’m a soldier of the damned.”
“That’s good to hear.”
“Sarcasm, Steve.”
“Sorry. The guy who turned me ate that part of my brain. His name’s Matt and we’re getting Indian tonight. Want to join us?”
“I had one of those for breakfast. Think I’ll watch my weight and eat a vegetarian. I tried to go Vegan, but they screamed too much.”
“I had the same problem with cheerleaders. Did you see what happened to Chuck?”
“Oh my god! That was hilarious. He still has the chainsaw embedded in his chest and his arms have been duct taped to his shoulders. They just flop around.”
“The boss said he’d fix him if he eats thirty brains by the end of the week. Have you talked to Kev? He said he was looking for you, Mark.”
“I think he’s still sleeping. Lucky bastard went vampire instead of zombie. No idea how that happened.”
“I heard it’s a one in five chance and there were five of us that night. At least we didn’t die for good like . . . what was his name?”
“It was a she and her name was Melanie. She’s a ghost and you had lunch with her last week. Though I don’t know what she ate.”
“Oh yeah. I get all of us confused at times. Who would have thought there were so many types of undead?”
“So, what happens when we eat everyone, Steve?”
“The boss said he’ll finally get a good night’s sleep. After all, this started becomes humans are too noisy.”
“I guess we were pretty loud. Don’t hear music and vehicles that often these days. Almost like we’re getting back to nature.”
“See, Mark? We’re talking and you’re happy this happened.”
“Screw you, Steve . . . I’ll see you for breakfast. I’m thinking French.”
“I’ll be there with a side of Canadian bacon. Later.”
Legends of Windemere 
Love this line: “Think I’ll watch my weight and eat a vegetarian.” Sort of like Seinfield meets The Walking Dead 😉
Thanks, Charles! I needed a good laugh this morning 🙂
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Glad to be of service. That’s definitely one of my favorite lines of this skit.
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Lol – excellent! I’m reminded of the Monty Python ditty, “I like Chinese” 😀
Mind you, I think something went wrong with your copy/paste:
…”After all, this started becomes humans are too noisy.”
“I guess we did….”
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I need to look that Monty Python song up now. I’ll fix that up. I got pulled away halfway through writing this, so I think I got lost.
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I’m thinking more like True Blood meets The Office. Ha,ha! This was hilarious! Great job! 😀
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Thanks. That sounds like an entertaining crossover.
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Hilarious! I needed a good laugh and that was brilliant!
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Thanks. 🙂
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So funny and so many places to go. I think Greek would be good tonight or maybe even Chinese. Well done.
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I’m actually having Chinese tonight. 🙂
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Nothing better there. Here our chinese has some fusion problems.
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Been in a few areas like that. I think this dinner will be just what I need to relax before tomorrow. 🙂
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Just remember thousands of us are behind you. No, don’t turn around.
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I hope you guys aren’t outside. It’s pouring out there.
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LOL!
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😀
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XD
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Thanks. 🙂
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I’m just going on record that it read this all because you used McFarlain’s rendition of “The Guy” for my favorite band of all time.
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Not familiar with McFarlain. Sorry. 😦
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Todd McFarlain is an artist who does drawings and sculptures (and collectible figures for geeks), famously for his Spawn stuff.
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Got it. I have some of his run with Spider-Man. Never got into Spawn though.
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Haha. Greek…yum. Thanks for the laugh today, Charles.
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You’re welcome. Glad to be of service.
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LOLOLOl!
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🙂 Glad you enjoyed it. Love doing the silly skits when I can.
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It was fab! Really enjoyed it!
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