Jaw Flexers Enchanted Gum Shoppe

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Welcome to my unique little corner of the shopping mall.  Don’t mind the cobwebs because they’re fake.  We just had a little Halloween party.  I know it’s September, but if Christmas can start around Labor Day then so can we.  Now, what kind of gum are you looking for?  We have hundreds of flavors and effects in stock, so take your time and look around.

I see you’re eyeing our Mind Share brand.  A fun trick created by the telepathic goblins of the Crusty Coastline.  Don’t let the name fool you.  It’s nowhere near the ocean.  Anyway, you take one of the sticks and split it down the middle.  You’ll see that there’s a perforation between the gold and blue sides.  The colors mean nothing besides taste, which is blueberry and jagermeister. Once you two start chewing, you can speak with your minds and see through the others eyes.  The effect lasts only as long as you’re both chewing, but it’s a fun way to communicate over distances.

If you’re not sure about a flavor then we have these Fill Ins.  Good for pranks too.  The gum is white and resembles a blank fortune cookie slip.  You write down what you want it to taste like and wait a minute for the magic to work.  Then enjoy.  I should warn you about these. Writing too many flavors on them will cause a gastric backlash.  Also, certain things are not possible due to health concerns.  If it’s a taste that is associated with something toxic or . . . basically, you cannot make it poo-flavored.

Now if you have any food allergies then this area might interest you.  This is where we keep our ‘Life Improving’ gums, which go way beyond kicking a smoking habit.  Some of these can be chewed while ingesting a food you are allergic to.  The juice from the gum negates the reaction.  It’s important to remember that you need to start chewing less than a minute before eating and the gum must be swallowed to continue the effect through digestion.

Those are only a fraction of what we have.  There are Daredevil Brands that always change level of spiciness or flavor.  We have Bubble Breath Makers that are perfect for children during the summer.  Cooling types, heating types, electric crackling types, voice changing types, and the list keeps going.  If need be, we can make a special order.  You might even get a gum named after you if you come up with something unique.  So, what did you have in mind?

Gums with baseball cards . . . Try the 7-11 down the block, kid.

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Interview With Author John Howell

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John Howell

This week I welcome John Howell to the interview. You can find John on his Blog, Facebook, Twitter, Authors db, LinkedIn, Google+, Goodreads, Shelfari, Amazon and finally Martin Sisters Publishing. 

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Catch me at Bookmarks

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September 12th at WSWriters table from 3-4PM

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Bookmarks Festival of Books and Authors that is.  In Winston-Salem, NC I’m very pleased to say that I will be making an appearance courtesy of WSWriters.  I will be there to promote Rise of a Queen and give more information about an event scheduled for late October that will go perfectly with the release of my upcoming book Of Darkness and Light.

I’m really excited about this because I get to meet up with people just like me; author and avid reader.

If you’re around or just want to see all the wonderful things this event has to offer feel free to stop by and say hi!

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Questions 3: It’s the end of the world. Do you feel fine?

Fallout 3 . . . Duh

Fallout 3 . . . Duh

The usual rules that you can either reply in the comments or answer in a post that connects back to this.  The topic stems from the book I’m writing now.  I’m not going as dire and widespread desolation as Fallout or Mad Max, but I’ve learned that saying post-apocalyptic brings those to mind first.  This means I have no idea what to label my book as since it’s a bit more ‘positive’ in terms of how far society fell.

Enough about me.  What about you?

  1. If you survived the apocalypse, what would be your first priority?
  2. Would you be a loner or gather a group and why?
  3. If one object survived the initial chaos, what would you want it to be?
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TOUGH TRAVELING — LABORERS

A great list of fantasy books that involve ‘traveling laborers’. Give them all a look. 🙂

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Every Thursday, Nathan over at Fantasy Review Barn hosts a weekly party where blogs set out with Diana Wynne Jones’ hilarious book The Tough Guide to Fantasyland: The Essential Guide to Fantasy Travel in hand to explore all the tropes from their favorite stories. So sit back and enjoy the fun.

3rd of June, 2015 – LABORERS

Not everyone can be a Prince. There is only room for one Queen. A few spoiled nobles can sit around and play cards. But fantasyland can’t build its own castles and roads, nor can it plow its own fields, nor cook its meals. Someone has to do the hard work. And often, as a reward of course, these laborers get pulled from their hard but simple life into a bigger plan.

Okay, I really am drawing a blank with this one. Guess it is time to dig deep in the old brain and…

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Bookbub Insights: 9 Ways to Market your Book

The end of a very informative series. Enjoy.

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From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's booksAfter focusing on both stand-alone releases and books that are part of a series, this last post in my Bookbub Insights series suggests nine different ways to promote any book. Some of these you may be familiar with; others will probably be news to you.

The post is based on an excellent recent post by Diana Urban, titled How to Market Your Book After the New Release Buzz Dies Down.

1. Use discounting to hook new readers

Use a backlist book to hook new readers. Readers are more inclined to try a book or author they’ve never heard of if it’s offered at a bargain price or free. However, they’re less likely to risk spending full-price before they’re a fan of an author’s work. Sixty percent of bargain readers purchase other books from an author they discovered through a price promotion, so after they buy a discounted backlist title they’ll often be willing to buy…

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Cover Reveal & Pre-Order: The Experimental Notebook of C.S. Boyack

Available for 99 cents on September 15th!
BUT YOU CAN GET IT NOW
JUST CLICK HERE

What is this collection you may ask?  I’ll let the blurb speak for itself:

A speculative fiction selection of micro-fiction and short stories. These were designed to be short reads for your commute, coffee break, and other times when readers are pressed for time. This book contains a bit of science fiction, some fantasy, and paranormal stories.

I’m excited to see short fiction returning in popularity. I hope you will enjoy these stories as much as I did.

More?

Yes, I actually had the privilege to be an early reader and I thoroughly enjoyed these stories.  Each one had a fun twist and the characters were well rounded even for the brief time I knew them.  Personally, I liked the Lisa Burton story the most since it felt like it could be leading to something bigger down the road.  Yet it still had a great pace and conclusion.  I highly recommend pre-ordering your copy and spending September 15th with this short collection.

Author Bio

Craig Boyack 01I was born in a town called Elko, Nevada. I like to tell everyone I was born in a small town in the 1940s. I’m not quite that old, but Elko has always been a little behind the times. This gives me a unique perspective of earlier times, and other ways of getting by. Some of this bleeds through into my fiction.

I moved to Idaho right after the turn of the century, and never looked back. My writing career was born here, with access to other writers and critique groups I jumped in with both feet.

I like to write about things that have something unusual. My works are in the realm of science fiction, paranormal, and fantasy. The goal is to entertain you for a few hours. I hope you enjoy the ride.

Follow my blog: http://coldhandboyack.wordpress.com
Check out my novels here: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00ILXBXUY
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Virgilante
On Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/9841203.C_S_Boyack

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One World, Many Series: Is It Possible?

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Forgotten Realms Novel Set (Yahoo Image Search)

The collection above is not of a single series.  Those are multiple series that take place in the same world, which is also part of the Dungeons & Dragons games.  Each series can stand alone, but connects through a world that grows with every installment.  Some show the Forgotten Realms to its core while others are more local.  So, how easy is it to do something of this scale?

First of all, I’ll say it’s much easier to do this with movies/comics (Marvel) and TV shows (Star Trek, Law & Order).  Novels on the other hand are a more challenging medium, especially if it’s one author going alone.  You have multiple authors in the collection above, which means each one works off the same world notes and adds their own touch.  This can still be risky because you could undo another author’s work or step on the feet of a story that has yet to be released.  Communication must be key to something like this if you have tons of cooks in the kitchen.  Perhaps it’s easier to do it as a solo act.

Think again and I’m saying this from experience.  Here are some things I’ve learned as a person who is creating a multi-series epic:

  1. Most people won’t recognize what you’re doing.  This comes in many forms.  One is that readers treat all of your stories as isolated pieces, which causes confusion during parts where they cross over.  Others think it’s all the same characters, but with a different series title.  For example, I mention Windemere vampires as a future series and I get responses that include complaints about me turning Nyx into a vampire and questions about which part of the USA it’ll take place in.  Finally, there are those who simply won’t let an author step out of the first series.  Yes, I’ve been told that I can’t retire the Legends cast and have to stick with them until my dying day.
  2. An author who takes on this challenge needs to be patient and focused.  Continuity gets harder to maintain with every book in a series, so imagine what it’s like when you have a ton of tales in the pot.  Sometimes you have to think about what will happen in the future and even put some foreshadowing to help things along.  It’s a mental trick to remember the past, focus on the present, and consider the future all within the same storyline.  That brings me to #3.
  3. TAKE NOTES!  Never be afraid to jot something down in a notebook if you think it could come up later.  This is World Building 101 in a way.  It’s a pain to scan through older books to see if you already created or named a certain location.  Many times you may forget especially when years become decades.  For example, I nearly forgot that I created a Tree of Knowledge in Legends of Windemere.  This is a thing that comes up in other series, but I put this in one location and made it the only one.  I have to make a note of this in order to avoid having multiple Trees of Knowledge and each one deems itself the only one.  There’s a story in there, but it’d mostly be how the gods aren’t paying attention to what they’re doing.
  4. Do not get frustrated when people fail to understand what you’re doing.  This type of project is of a scale that can cause confusion.  The moment you say ‘Yes, but in this other series’, you flawlessly jump to another track while your audience kind of trips over the third rail.  Doesn’t happen a lot, but I’ve find that it’s rare when somebody understands what I’m talking about when I go into the full Windemere explanation.  I take it as an occupational hazard at this point.  Especially if you try to share online without revealing too much.
  5. Sometimes it pays to stop a current series for a bit to tinker with another.  This is where foreshadowing and useful overlaps can appear.  For example, I took a break from Legends to work on Darwin’s outlines.  This led to me coming up with a way to do a vague hint of his inevitable appearance.  Just a few lines in a dialogue that a person might not think about as anything more than a casual conversation.  These parts are fun to do and make the web of tales tighter.
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Kenshin Himura (How I feel)

The above is how you will feel when taking on this challenge.  A lot goes on your shoulders and you may find yourself feeling isolated.  How do you get feedback for one idea without suggestions damaging another?  How could that person recommend that plot twist when it undoes the ending of this other series that would take more time to explain?  You do become trapped in your own world that is always growing and evolving.  Every book, every outline, every character, every monster, every location, every series, every thought adds up to forge a world that you want to be seen as alive.  A goal here is to make it so that the readers know that the world doesn’t revolve around a solitary event or small group of characters.  One adventure might, but like reality, there are many adventures going on within the same lands.

Is the confusion, isolation, mental gymnastics, and all other challenges worth it?  I can only speak for myself and say, “Yes.  Yes they are.”

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Recruiting some helpers today

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I have a final cover for The Experimental Notebook of C. S. Boyack, and I’m looking for some volunteers to share it on their blogs. I have to say, it’s pretty awesome looking too.

I’ll probably drop a few personal emails along with this recruiting poster. My intention is to show off the beautiful cover for a few days, then hit it next week with some blog tour type information.

If you’re one of my advance readers, next week is the time for those who would like to post something. I’m also willing to write something or participate in an interview if you like. (First come, first served if you would like to invite Lorelei my Muse, or Lisa Burton the robot girl. I’ll only do one each for them.)

If you’d like to play along, please contact me at: coldhand (dot) Boyack (at) gmail (dot) com

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September/October Writing Contests

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