Changing My Twitter Tactics

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Twitter and Angry Birds (Yahoo Image Search)

So, I’m trying something new with Twitter.  My old plan was that I post every 3-6 hours and do retweets in-between.  A very active plan that required me stopping what I was doing to make sure I put stuff between the tweets.  Kind of rough to think of so many fun tweets too.  Never sure if that was helpful or not though.  It allowed people to retweet me more than once a day, but I don’t know if it ever turned into sales.  A lot of work for not much payoff?  Hard to continue especially at this time of year and things kept crumbling in my hands.

The new plan is the following:

  1. Schedule a tweet for 12 AM.  Stays at top while I’m asleep as long as Hootsuite does what it’s supposed to.
  2. Pin the tweet when I wake up.  Locked in for the day.
  3. Retweet throughout the day with no feeling of having to rush before a new tweet turns up.
  4. Repeat.

This is a lot easier to maintain, but I’m not sure if this helps me get exposure.  The books are limping like they’ve done all year.  Not to mention we’re talking about a long series, which has a curse of having fewer sales for every book.  Charms of the Feykin hasn’t even hit 100 yet, which has me worried.  We all know the reasons behind my focus on this, so I won’t go into that rant.

Overall, this month is going to be low key.  Easier tweet pattern, nothing much beyond ‘Raven’s Game’ on the blog, and me just trying to make some progress on the other projects.  God help me, I don’t even know how to fit the editing of Chasing Bedlam into this.  Hard to get motivated since the first book is still dead in the water.  I loved writing it, but seems I’m one of the few.  Be a shame to retire that series already, but I might just make it a cheap one.  I’m getting off topic.  So much going on that I can’t get a handle on these days.  Let’s end on a happy note:

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20 Questions with K.R. Morrison

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Don Massenzio Today we sit down with author K.R. Morrison. She will share a bit of her work, her inspiration and a bit about herself. Please enjoy this edition of 20 Questions: Q1) When did you first realize you wanted … Continue reading →

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Raven’s Game Part 4 #horror #Halloween #thriller

Haunted Whitney Restaurant

Haunted Whitney Restaurant

Gemma sighs as she continues walking around the suite with her cellphone held out in front of her. The live video of a blonde-haired man pauses for a second, forcing her to wait until she can hear him talking again. A creak of his old chair and thud of his feet landing on a desk tells her to continue the tour. From the canopied balcony to the small kitchen, the man voices his opinion as if Gemma is trying to sell him an apartment. The only time she shares his surprise is when the refrigerator is opened and they find it is fully stocked. Agreeing that the food should not be touched, they move through the bedroom that has mirrors on the ceiling and a cylindrical fish tank in the corner. Her partner finally whistles for the tour to stop when they enter the bathroom and find a large bathtub with built-in waterjets. Gemma can hear him fake a sniffle and can easily imagine him wiping a nonexistent tear from his cheek.

“My bad back would be so happy if I had one of those tubs,” Max declares while he pushes his glasses back to the bridge of his nose. Launching a rubber band at the picture of whichever politician he is angry at this week, the tired cop can only sigh at his partner’s luck. “I always thought administrative leave was a punishment. They take your gun and your badge then tell you to stay home until things cool down or you’re kicked to the curb. Way to raise the bar on lucky breaks around here, Cook.”

“Considering who my benefactor is, I’d gladly trade positions with you,” Gemma replies as she goes back to the bedroom. Opening the large closet, she finds her bags have already been unpacked and there is a robe with her name stitched on the breast pocket. “This place is creepy and the sun is still up. Almost like Ms. Addison had my forced vacation planned for a lot longer than anyone realizes. The food in the fridge is all of my favorites. Pretty sure they’re poisoned or at least laced with something to make me vulnerable.”

Not wanting too many people to hear the conversation, Max plugs headphones into his computer. “Paranoia has always been your strong suit. Then again, you tend to be right most of the time. I hope you realize that we shouldn’t really be talking. While the chief is acting strange in regards to you, I don’t want to get in trouble. The best I can do is listen to what you have to say about the case and keep my findings to myself. If you happen to guess stuff then I’ll feel obligated to agree, but I’d like to be careful. After all, Marcy is still in college and Brett is only a year away from that. Money is going to be tight.”

“I’ll play a few lottery tickets on your behalf since I’m so lucky.”

“You’re a regular rabbit’s foot, but that never bodes well for the bunny.”

“Would you rather do this by phone instead of video?”

“That is easier to hide, so I’ll hang up and head for the roof.”

“Grab the fake smokes from my desk to give you cover.”

“Nah, I have my pipe and nobody ever seems to notice that I keep it empty. Give me five minutes.”

The screen goes blank and Gemma puts the phone on her charger to take advantage of the break. Going back into the closet, she moves all of her belongings to new locations while checking each one for signs of tampering. The thought of a stranger folding her underwear makes the detective gather all of them and head for the bathroom. Dropping the clothing into the sink, Gemma takes a minute to figure out the stopper and choose a bottle of unscented soap to dump on her underthings. Spotting her toiletries on a nearby shelf, she empties the bag into the garbage can and empties the worst smelling shampoo she can find in the extensive collection supplied to her. The tense woman is filling the basin when her phone goes off, so she races across the suite to grab it and return to the bathroom. The sound of a siren hits her ears when she answers, the voice of her partner inaudible until the deafening noise has ended.

“Before you ask, it was an ambulance,” Max says while he pretends to puff on his mahogany pipe. The sound of crunching gravel can be heard as he paces from one side of the roof to the other. “I went to the morgue and talked to Sammy. The severed fingers we found in the filter threw her off because they were removed cleanly. We couldn’t find any blood in the room either, so nobody can figure out what happened there. If his hand hit the pavement like his head did then it would look differently and not be in the filter. Sorry I don’t have better news for you.”

“Don’t worry because Ms. Addison doesn’t seem the type to make this easy,” Gemma replies while she wrings out her clothes. She hears her partner stop moving, the only sound an urgent lip-smacking on his pipe. “Not sure how to explain this since I barely understand it myself. My host told me that she is going to kill again. I think she’s bored and had me sent here as some kind of rival. Probably watches too many movies and TV shows.”

Max coughs and spits, a sign that he is waiting for someone to finish a quick smoke break and leave the roof. “I don’t know what to say. Makes sense that you can’t wrap your head around that because it’s insane. Seeing the outfit she wore to the interrogation made me think she was eccentric, but we’re talking full on loopy. Also means we might be seeing a lot more corpses coming into the morgue. My younger self always dreamed of cracking a serial killer case. The old me wishes he was somewhere else. I don’t like it when things get messy. How do you want to play this, Cook?”

“You do your job while I play the game,” the young woman replies, putting her partner on speakerphone. She hangs her underwear on a laundry line that she finds behind a removable tile, the cord running over the bathtub. “If this is going to be fair then she can’t strike again without giving me a clue. Once I have that, I’ll watch her targets and bring Ms. Addison in before she strikes. Unless she uses poison, but I’m putting all emergency numbers on speed dial. Not going to let this maniac win.”

“Don’t treat this like a game because people are in danger.”

“I’m taking this very seriously.”

“Hard to tell with how you’re talking.”

“Go back to your desk and I’ll give you another call.”

“Kind of pushy for a vacationer.”

“Please go back to your desk, Boros?”

“It would be my pleasure.”

Setting a five minute timer on her phone, Gemma heads for the kitchen and searches for the garbage can. She is happy to find it along with latex gloves that she puts on even though they are a size too small for her hands. Dragging the can to the refrigerator, she goes about emptying all of the food that smells good enough for her to sniff at a few of them. Discovering smiling unicorn stickers on the underside of a tinfoil covered dish, she quickens her pace until the bag is full. With thirty seconds to spare, Gemma brings the entire can out to the hallway and hits a button that she assumes will contact room service. Taking off her gloves, she jumps when her phone unexpectedly rings with a tone that she does not recognize. Seeing that it is only Max, the tense detective answers and takes a seat on a soft lounge chair.

“I know you said to wait, but I need to get home. Did a late shift to clear my schedule for your mess,” her partner says with a yawn. He tries talking before he is done, but none of his words are understandable. “To be honest, I’m not much help until something happens on your end. Is there anything you could use in the meantime? Preferably something that would require I visit your suite and test that bathtub.”

“That’s actually why I called you,” Gemma admits while making herself comfortable. She touches a button on the arm and watches the wall open to reveal a huge television. “I need to know what I’m up against. As much as I was going after Dawn Addison, I never looked further into her than when she first arrived in the city. Maybe there are clues in her past that will help me out here.”

“That sounds like a reason to visit.”

“I can’t have any paperwork on her in my room, Boros.”

“What about a thumb drive?”

“Nothing that she can find.”

Silence fills the other side of the phone, ending with a sigh of resignation. “I’ll see what I can find, but know that you owe me a spa appointment. Give me a day or two since I’m sure a lawyer will get involved. Maybe I’m the one being punishment here and you’re getting rewarded for being a pain in the chief’s ass.”

“Get some sleep, old man.”

“Have some fun, slightly younger woman.”

Placing her phone on the table, Gemma tries to forget that she is contending with a potential murderer. Unable to push the thoughts from her mind, she paces around the apartment until a rapid knocking startles her. Taking a wine bottle out of a cabinet, the detective tiptoes toward the door and looks through the hole to see an empty hallway. Putting her expensive weapon on the floor, Gemma takes a peek outside to find a purple and yellow straightjacket with her name bedazzled on the back. Rolling her eyes, she leaves the gaudy clothing alone and decides to take a restless nap. As an afterthought, she moves a chair to the door and wedges it beneath the handle to prevent anyone from getting inside.

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Get it while it’s hot, Macabre Macaroni

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Ever since I started blogging, I’ve tried to post some spooky themed stories in October.

I make them all micro-fiction so nobody has to panic about finding part two, or missing one in the middle.

There is a style of micro-fiction called creepy pasta. Someone eventually glommed onto that name and started a website to host stories, the whole works. I know you can’t copyright a name, but I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes either. Maybe someday, that person will become a friend.

That’s why I call my stories Macabre Macaroni. And here we have the lovely Lisa Burton bringing us a platter right now, so everyone dig in.

The Woodworker’s Dilema

The tiny bell above my shop door jingled. It was early in the day for tourists to be wandering. I sat down my tea, checked my face in the antique mirror, and walked into the front…

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Be my guest…

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For quite some time I’ve had a ‘Guest Posts’ tab on my menu. I know I’ve mentioned this before, but many people now read blogs on devices that fail to display such menus up front… which is a bit of a pain when so many of us diligently put up tabs with pages on our books, events, online stories and the like, only to find them, for all intents and purposes, becoming almost invisible and near-obsolete.

So… for those who may have missed it, if you have a book to promote or a story to share…why not come on over and be my guest? Interested? Read on…

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WordPress isn’t just a place to send words and pictures winging a lonely way out into the ether, it is above all a community and the support shown by bloggers to bloggers is a large part of what makes it, in my…

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You’re in for a Ride: my 4th SSF Collection is now Live

Exciting times, indeed. You’re in for a Ride, my 4th collection of short science/speculative fiction stories is now live on Amazon! Those of you who have read one of my previous works will be…

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Cover reveal and ebook launch of project ‘JOURNEY’ – SPECIAL OFFER…

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It’s release day for The Impending Possession of Scarlet Wakebridge-Rosé!

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Welcome to the blitz for S. L. Saboviec’s latest release! Just in time for Halloween, pick up this tale of a supernatural menace, strained family ties, and unavoidable destiny:

Scarlet Wakebridge-Rosé, busy executive and less-than-stellar mother and wife, has a problem that only an exorcist can solve. Except she’s not precisely a devout Catholic parishioner any longer, and to gain assistance from the Church means telling a whopping lie of omission.

Fortunately, she discovers Father Angelo Ambrosio, whose commitment to helping the afflicted means he’s willing to overlook the things Scarlet prefers to keep hidden. Unfortunately, his sordid past keeps him under a microscope with the bishop, who’s not so liberal in his views.

But the demon harassing Scarlet is relentless. It makes its motives clear: in a previous life, she struck a bargain, promising it her body on her fiftieth birthday. Now, she and Angelo must unravel the mystery…

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Raven’s Game Part 3 #horror #Halloween #thriller

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The lobby of Heaven’s Nest is brightly lit by flame-shaped lightbulbs set into a series of chandeliers. For a brief moment, Gemma forgets why she is at the hotel and takes in the awe-inspiring landscape. Employees and guests are heading in every direction, the majority going through a beaded curtain that resembles a gentle waterfall. Across from the dining area, three steps lead to a twenty-four hour bar and lounge that is kept in low light. Tinted windows make it difficult to see any details, but the detective can see the silhouette of a piano player and a woman sitting on the instrument. The front desk is long and manned by three well-dressed men, each one typing at a computer without looking away from whoever they are helping. The sight of an outdoor pool is barely visible through the glass doors in the back, but Gemma notices a neon sign that points to an indoor swimming area and game parlor. Walking further into the extravagant building, she sees stuffed ravens are perched on ledges and their heads move as if following a target. Considering their placement and blinking red light in their open mouths, the detective assumes they are poorly disguised cameras.

Stopping at the feet of a huge, golden statue, Gemma stares up at the crying face and feels a pang of pity for the inanimate object. Intended to be a welcoming angel, the figure has its wings on upside down and one of its hands is missing. Touching the sandaled foot, she is surprised to find that the metal gives enough for her to leave a print that steadily disappears. Not wanting to waste any more time, Gemma turns to head for the front desk and comes nose to nose with Dawn. The hotelier’s appearance is so sudden that the detective screams loud enough to draw attention to herself. She glances at her left hand to see that it is where her firearm would normally by, so she lets her arm hang limp. Embarrassed and shaken, she does nothing to stop a handsome bellhop from taking her things to one of the elevators. Instead of an eye-catching dress, the smiling woman is wearing a white shirt and slacks of the purest black that make her seem disturbingly mundane.

“Food or drink?” Dawn asks, her arms spread out to point at the bar and restaurant. She snaps her fingers to open the doors to both areas, the smell of food and alcohol mixing to draw more people inside. “We also have a coffee shop around that corner, but people aren’t allowed to talk to each other there. Only cellphones and passing notes. Now as my special guest and newest pet, I will let you choose.”

“I haven’t eaten yet, so I choose food,” Gemma replies before her stomach rumbles in loud agreement. She rubs her belly and is surprised to feel a vibration that reminds her of when a cartoon character is hungry. “Thank you for letting me stay here. Although, I do wonder why you made this offer. I’ve been a thorn in your side for two years. Is this an attempt to be the bigger person?”

“I’m not concerned with our height or weight,” the brown-haired woman says, leading the way to the restaurant. She plucks an orchid from a vase and puts it in her hair, the flower shimmering as if covered with dew. “To answer the question you keep dancing around, I’m bored and you’re a challenge. Try the melon because we got them fresh this morning. Perfectly ripe and they make a delicious noise when you crack them open.”

Following Dawn into the busy restaurant, Gemma is struck by how the noise remains at a tolerable level even with so many people talking. Burgundy curtains are being opened to let in the morning sun while two elderly women go about watering the colorful plants that are slowly blooming. Circular tables have been spread out among tiered daises that surround the central buffet that is steaming with fresh food. Lights are along the edge of the steps to help people avoid tripping, but there are several ramps that allow those in wheelchairs and employees with carts to move about with ease. A shadowy corner has been roped off, but the orb-shaped light bursts to life when the two women take their seats.

“I didn’t know what you preferred to drink,” Dawn admits as two platters of food are placed on the table. Running her finger around the edge of her eye patch, she watches the waiter mix two cups of chocolate milk. “I do recommend this because the syrup is expensive. Made from a rare something from somewhere. I need to be somewhat brief because there’s a pool meeting that I have to attend to. Takes an hour to pick the right business bikini. So, how do you plan on stopping me from killing again?”

“What?” Gemma blurts out, dribbles of milk going down her chin. She hurries to wipe up the mess, her eyes never straying from the other woman’s calm mask. “Are you actually admitting to murder? Not only what you did, but that you plan on killing again?”

With a loud crunch, Dawn bites into a slice of melon and refuses to talk until she finishes the piece. “It isn’t like you have any evidence and maybe I’ve been drinking. This could be the rambling of a wealthy businesswoman who wants attention since her husband is always busy with work. Besides, you’re not supposed to be working any more. So that makes this a fun, little game between two people with nothing better to do. You can take as much time as you want, but it won’t be easy. I can be a very crafty serial killer or an innocent tease.”

“I’m regretting coming here.”

“Then leave and feel guilty when somebody else dies.”

“This is sick.”

“And yet it’s the only way to stop me or whoever is killing around here.”

“What about the incidents at other hotels?”

“If I had the power to kill a man like Carl while being seen elsewhere at the same time then I wouldn’t have a problem with that.”

Gemma jumps when a waiter trips and drops several plates onto the floor, several guests applauding the accident. Her eyes scan the room, but she has no idea what she can look for to make any sense of the situation. The truth is that she cannot prove Dawn is a murderer and her obsession with the woman would make her report reek of desperation. Chewing on a piece of bacon, the detective turns her attention back to the hotelier, who is staring at her wrist as if there is a watch there.

“I think I lost my appetite,” Gemma claims while pushing her food away. Her stomach complains, the noise briefly sounding like a voice asking to be fed. “Killing people isn’t a game or hobby, Ms. Addison. Both of us could get arrested for withholding evidence or whatever this mess is going to be. Outside of a Hollywood movie, I have no idea what the precedence for this type of thing would be. If you know anything about what’s going on here then you should tell the police.”

“Then we’re lucky I don’t know anything,” Dawn replies with a sigh. Running her fingers through her hair, she stops for a minute to massage her scalp. “Well, I made my pitch and now I have to go. Your keycard is already in your back pocket and feel free to put whatever you want on my tab. Consider yourself a special guest of mine. I’ve been so bored for so long that you might be just what the doctor in my head has ordered.”

“No parting words of advice?” asks the detective, faking a smile to hide her anxiety and disgust. She stands to follow her host to the lobby, the brighter lights making her squint and trip over a faint rise in the floor. “At least give me a clue about your next victim. I hate being part of this game, but you’re right that it might be the only way to stop you. So let’s play fair. You can’t just tell me you’re going to kill someone and walk away like nothing happened.”

“But nothing has happened,” the confused woman states while heading toward an elevator that blends into the wall. Pulling a key out of her shirt, she unlocks the private lift and steps into the doorway. “Be patient and enjoy yourself. I’m far too busy for the next two days to maim anyone, much less kill. Not that I have anything planned because I’m an angel. That’s why I live in Heaven’s Nest.”

“I will stop you, Dawn,” Gemma growls, putting her hand in the way of the closing doors. A sharp pain in her palm forces her to pull away and examine the shallow cut. “Nobody can get away with what you’re doing here. You’ll make a mistake during this sick game and I’m going to be right here to catch you.”

“I hope not because standing in front of my private elevator sounds so boring,” Dawn says, stopping the door with a single finger. She hands the detective a handkerchief that smells of sweet perfume. “Don’t bleed on the floor because we just had it waxed. Please come to the rooftop party tonight. It’s a haunted asylum theme. My husband came up with it and we’ll have colorful jackets for everyone. Consider it the first of many new and exhilarating experiences for you.”

“I’ll pass.”

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

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Rebirth of the Monster Maker: (Submissions by L.Marie & Bookwraiths)

(First three are by L. Marie)

Irascidate

A small Feykin born from the union of a were-rat and an Orchid Pixie. Since both parents are diminutive, the children get no taller than one foot. They are slender and hairless with rat-like tails that they can use as a fifth limb.  From the fairy side, they have wings that are either grey or white. Sometimes, a child will have bright purple, but this is incredibly rare and they tend to die within two years. A trick that these Feykin have that is different from both parents is that they can take the form of a flower. This is done by putting their tail in healthy soil and standing still for five minutes.  If plucked, they return to their natural state.

Kevlume

Another Feykin that is born from a Moon Fairy father and any draconic creature. These are exclusively formed by the merging of magic instead of sex.  They are raised by the father for one month before being left to survive on their own within the lower atmosphere.  A Kevlume appears as a being of white flame and can blind a person if stared at directly.  Due to the danger, nobody has been able to give a clear description and it is unknown if they can breed themselves.  It is believed that they are created to ward off creatures that may attack from the stars since they are most active at night.

Perclundant

Like many chimeras, this is a one of a kind creation made by a caster who regretted his actions.  The intention was to build a new riding beast that combined the power of an elephant, the speed of a gazelle, and the head of a stag.  After several failed attempts, the Perclundant was formed and promptly escaped into the Southern Jungles.  This beast has the size and body of an elephant and the head of a stag, but the gazelle legs lost their speed when they were altered to support the creature’s weight.  It is believed that it went mad from joint pain and is searching for anything that could soothe its suffering.  This is why the Perclundant has been sighted near hot springs and mud wallows.

(The next 3 are submitted by Bookwraiths.)

Whispordial

A swamp-loving Feykin, this is the child of a Bog Sprite and an Orc Shaman.  Having come from a wingless fairy and lacking fey magic, the human-sized Whispordial can’t fly. They are more comfortable swinging and climbing, especially since they can only take nourishment from hanging moss and algae.  This diet results in them having mottled green skin, but most people don’t realize this because they are covered in thick, knotted hair.  Only their eyes and hands can be seen unless they shed their coating, which is only done if they are trapped.  Without the hair, they resemble scrawny orcs with a skin condition and can sneak away during the confusion.

Roclere

One of the largest chimeras on record and the one that made many casters question the sanity of those who indulged in the art.  There are several of these in existence because a challenge was made years ago, which involved using the body of a Roc (giant eagle) as the base for a chimera.  Needless to say, all of the participants were killed or badly injured by their own creations.  Every Roclere has a different head, which ranges from a rhino to a whale shark.  Rumors say that they live as a flock on the upper cliffs of the Ice Crown, but they hunt alone.  It is also said that the alpha Roclere looks identical to a regular Roc because its lazy creator put a griffin’s head on the body.

Vummox

Made by the same person who brought you the Perclundant, this is a chimera that actually worked out.  Continuing his obsession with large animals, his enhanced the body of a water buffalo to make it three times as big.  Two extra pairs of legs were added and its tail is an anaconda that can reach up to twenty feet long.  The Vummox’s head is of a wild boar to work with the matching digestive system.  This chimera can eat anything and has the strength to pull large loads across flat terrains.  A ridge of plates run along the creature’s back, but they are entirely for appearance and have no practical purpose. Unfortunately, it died when it encountered a male dread boar and was mistaken for a territory rival.

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