Danny’s Annual Christmas Message

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Danny’s Annual Christmas Message

Well, it’s that time of year where I have to set the world right with my message of peace and love. It’s a big responsibility, but it’s the least that I can do for my fellow canines and their humans.

I reckon I should first introduce myself to those of you who have been off planet for the last few years. I am Danny the Dog, dog extraordinaire. Humans wait with bated breath for my monthly epistles to appear in print. Scientists consult me for the cure of various diseases. And Andrew, my human, needs me to turn on his computer every morning. You would think by now he would have mastered the complicated process of pressing a particular button, but you’d be wrong.

Before I get to my message of peace and love, I’d like to tell you a little about my trials and tribulations…

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Guest Post with John W. Howell: Sari and Sarah in ‘What’s a Jet?’

(Today we have John W. Howell and his character Sarah whose newest book Our Justice , which is the finale of the John Cannon Trilogy.  Also, don’t forget to check out Legends of Windemere: the Spirit Well to get more of Sari.)

Nearly everyone is a thief in the taverns of Rodillen, so Sari feels at home with her keen senses waiting for something suspicious. Hiding her awareness behind a friendly and flirty façade, the blue-haired gypsy spins and dances through the crowd. Claiming two goblets of mead that she is sure the real owner won’t miss, she gives the bartender a little twirl of her skirts and leaps onto the nearest table. Jumping from one piece of furniture to another, only the slightly taller blond in strange clothes watches Sari’s approach. Landing in her seat, she hands one of the drinks to her new friend and juggles a dagger as a warning to ambitious locals.

“So, Stephanie, you’re from this place called Earth and you . . . what is it you do again? Some type of water-based soldier, I think you said.”

Stephanie throws her head back and enjoys a mirthful laugh. She leans in closer to the blue-haired gypsy. “I am with the US Navy, and I know you are going to find this very strange, but I fly jets. Um, how do I explain jets? Oh I know, those griffins that I saw in the distance. I sit inside a very fast machine which flies like a griffin. ” The blond takes a sip of the mead. “Oh, this tastes like honey. I love it. Tell me Sari do you have any idea how I got here?”

“Not really. This sounds like complicated magic and Nyxie would know more about that than me. My magic is all illusions and emotional manipulation, which is passed down from parent to child in the clan. Anything beyond those areas and I’m lost. So, a jet is a flying device that carries people. Sounds like something the gnomes are working on, which I will happily avoid for the rest of my life. You don’t have mead in your world?”

“We do have mead but it is not very common and comes in a bottle. This is the first time I’ve tried it. I must say it does give a little kick.” Stephanie brushes back a falling strand of hair. “Yes, jets carry people, but the one I fly only has me and another person. We use them as weapons. I can’t remember if I was flying when suddenly finding myself here. You mentioned emotional manipulations. Who do you manipulate emotionally? Oh, I see your drink is finished. Let me buy you another.”

Sari steals a mug off a passing tray, leaving an illusionary drink in its place. “One rule of Rodillen is that you don’t pay if you don’t have to. I don’t really use the emotion magic these days. It used to be handy when I was more thief than hero. A charm spell here, a fear spell there, and a smattering of confusion magic when you need to escape. Love spells were a favorite when I was younger, but I’ve matured enough to realize how dangerous those are. By the way, don’t accept any drinks or food you don’t see prepared here. Wonder where this jet and other person disappeared too. Unless it was only you that came here. Maybe you have something in that big backpack that the locals are eying with absolutely NO SENSE OF SUBTLETY!” The gathered thieves shift and try to do better at hiding their intentions. “I swear, the quality of criminal here has gone really downhill.”

“OMG, I forgot about my parachute. There is nothing in here that anyone would want unless they need a lot of material. Funny you should mention the other person. I’m now getting a flash of memory. No, I was flying alone which I do to keep my qualifications up. The jet is another story. I think I had better start worrying since I’m responsible for it. Tell you what, I need to find that jet. Sari, this is starting to concern me. We have no idea how I got here and now I’m thinking I have no idea of how to get home.” Stephanie furrows her brow and turns to Sari with the look of a caged cat while placing the heel of her hand on the butt of her holstered service pistol. “You have got to help me find that jet.”

Sari nods her head and stands on the back of her chair before whistling for attention. “My friend here needs some help. She arrived in a strange machine that one would expect to be made by the gnomes of Nevra Coil. If anyone finds it then let us know and, upon confirmation, you’ll get a bag full of diamond spheres. Lying will be rewarded with punishment to be determined by my level of drunkenness. Now, Stephanie can describe her . . . it’s called a jet, right?”

“Uh. Oh sure.” Stephanie stands so she can be seen in the back. She clears her throat. “I really appreciate you all helping me find my jet. So here is what it looks like. It is grey colored metal and is as big as a griffin. It has wings in the middle and on its tail. There is a canopy… uh… a thing on top that looks like a bubble. It is sitting on …er …round feet. It is very heavy and can’t be lifted by a hundred men. Have any of you seen such a machine?”

With a smirk, the gypsy spins back into her seat and puts her feet on the table. “No, but I think they get the idea. It’s like a metal bird with wheels instead of feet! A bonus kiss for anyone who finds it within the hour. So, what are the men like in your world?”

Stephanie turns back to Sari and sits. “The men? That is a tough question. I think the best way to describe them is there are many personality types but all share a common desire to be appreciated. They try to appear tough and like they don’t care about emotions yet underneath are driven by the very thing they try to portray that they don’t care about. I think your emotion spells might cause a lot of trouble with them. It would be chaos to have all the men of Earth showing their emotions. How about here?”

“Uh . . . I don’t really know how to follow that. The guys are kind of like that, I guess. At least in terms of variety. Sounds like your world is a lot more emotionally restrained than mine. You always have your sticks in the mud and emotionally blocked people. Never heard of an entire gender doing it though. If I had to guess, I’d say somebody got burned and the mead is helping her let off some steam.”

“I suppose you are right about the mead. As I said, I never drank this stuff before and I think I’ve had enough. If you must know, my guy did a two time number and got caught. There is a real nasty guy who set John up and then took pictures. Guess who got the photos? Wait. You don’t have photos do you? Well anyway, we are trying to work things out. Anything like that happen to you?”

Clearing her throat, Sari stands and takes her new friend by the arm. “On second thought, you can’t trust a thief to find your jet. They might not bring it back or they’ll take something important. To answer your question . . . we have pictures and portraits. Not sure what a photo is, but it sounds similar. Hey, look at the pretty moon.”

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john-resizedJohn began his writing as a full-time occupation after an extensive business career. His specialty is thriller fiction novels, but John also writes poetry and short stories.  His first book, My GRL, introduces the exciting adventures of the book’s central character, John J. Cannon. The second Cannon novel, His Revenge, continues the adventure, while the final book in the trilogy, Our Justice, launched in September 2016.  All books are available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle editions.

John lives in Port Aransas, Texas with his wife and their spoiled rescue pets.

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Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore Christmas Update – Tina Frisco, Charles Yallowitz and D.G. Kaye

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Immortality: Beautiful Life or Eternal Nightmare?

The Wolverine Poster

The Wolverine Poster

We tend to think that living forever would be awesome.  Especially if you can heal any wound and resist every disease.  This is kind of true, but there are a lot of pros and cons that one has to consider before agreeing to live forever.  I will state that I’m not talking about vampires, which I’m considering a different flavor of immortality.  So, the con of blood tasting bad and never eating a pizza again won’t be on the list.  The pro to counter that would be never needing a dentist again.

Pros

  1. You don’t have to worry about medical bills since you can heal any injury and disease.  Unless you’re one of those types of immortals who lacks these benefits.  Still, you can always be cured when sick and take up sewing to reattach parts.
  2. Witness the progression of history instead of reading about it.  You can get front row seats to all big events and maybe even get involved.
  3. Plenty of time to master hundreds or thousands of skills.  Learn every instrument, any sport that has your interest, and gather a collection of degrees.  After a while, there is nothing that you won’t understand because you have the time to study.
  4. You can become rich if you use the banks and your time right.  Patience will be key here, but you’re saving money by not needing anything that mortals require like medical aide.
  5. That insanely long reading list is not a problem any more.
  6. Connected to #3, you can be whatever you want to be.  Might take a little time and work, but that dream job is well within your reach.  Physical restrictions could be an issue for some things, but you have the time to work out.  Nothing to do about height though.

Cons

  1. The most obvious is that you see everyone you love, care admit, admire, and know die before your eyes.  Sometimes it isn’t even before your eyes because you have to disappear before they get suspicious.
  2. Living in the constant fear of being discovered and spending eternity in a lab.  You hold the secret to immortality somewhere in your body.  The medical community alone will be after you.  Not to mention anyone who wants an immortal army because we know that never goes wrong.
  3. You have to master identity creation and theft.  You can only be each you for about 30-40 years.  Maybe more if you find ways to make yourself look older as time progresses, but there will be a point where you have to make a swap.  Faking your death will become second nature to you.
  4. You’ve seen it all, done it all, and now you’re bored.
  5. As time goes on and you gather more emotional loss, you may find yourself becoming apathetic and distant.  What is the point of being with humanity if they only cause you pain?  The temptation to spend eternity in isolation will become rather strong unless you find another option.
  6. After all the centuries of watching, you learn to hate humans and decide that they have to go.  Only the noble and good will survive under your guidance while the rest shall perish by your hand.  So much for an eternity of happiness.
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Guest Post: The 10 Best tools for Bloggers and Freelance writers

This is a guest post by Benjamin Chiang, an enthusiast of good advertising, deep thinking, labor issues, and chocolate. As a writer, his work has appeared on  www.fivestarsandamoon.com, Yahoo, Vulc…

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Toe in the Ranking Water

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Took a quick look and saw below.  I haven’t gone checking the New Release Lists though.  Mostly because my phone was being a pain trying to get there.  Still, nice to see the new book below triple digits even for a bit.

LEGENDS OF WINDEMERE: THE SPIRIT WELL ON AMAZON!

 

 

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Visiting the Shattered States

First, click here or on the cover below to buy a copy of LEGENDS OF WINDEMERE: THE SPIRIT WELL!

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Figured it didn’t hurt to throw that out there since this will be a quick post and depend a lot more on the comments.  This is about UNTITLED Bedlam too.  Yeah, I need to figure that mess up.  Feel free to suggest a present participle verb that could work for a madcap train protecting adventure.  Caboosing Bedlam?  Chugging Bedlam?  Riding Bedlam?  Misplacing Bedlam?  Dancing Bedlam?  I’m obviously goofing off at this point Bedlam?

Anyway, the train is going to be traveling from Chicago, Illinois (though first chapter or two is in Michigan to recruit our destructive pair) and go through Wisconsin, Minnesota, both Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and Oregon.  This is mostly on a train and that’s all I can say about that.

Now, I asked one fellow author if I could reference some of his works through Lloyd since they’ll be nearby.  I’m not 100% certain how well this will work as far as references, but I had another idea.  Giving this author a cameo.  So, I was wondering if anybody else was in those areas and wanted to make an appearance.  It wouldn’t be big spots and your cameo can lead to death considering the series.  This means only volunteer if you’re willing to put your fictional life in my hands.  Maybe you’ll be a cannibal or a gang member or a waiter on the train.  Perhaps you pester Lloyd about his orange pants one too many times.  I don’t know what I’ll do, but this book won’t be out until 2018.  I mean, the second one isn’t even out yet.

This might be fun and I’m willing to hear pitches too.  Figure I should make it a public offer.  Yes, I know this could backfire horribly.

(Picked out the route before bed, so that’s taken care of.)

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Guest Author: D. E. Haggerty – Coffee is Godlike

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Valentine'S Day, Valentine, Love, Coffee

Friends, including my nerdy boss and whacky baker buddy from Callie’s Cakes, claim I’m totally addicted to coffee. Although I’m not as dependent on the drink as they claim – I love a chocolate cupcake smothered in buttercream frosting goodness as much as the next person – I definitely have a committed relationship with the brown liquid of the gods. Recently in fact, I’ve discovered coffee – unlike men – is something you can always count on in life. Here’s what I’m talking about:

Coffee is always hot. You can depend on that black liquid goodness to be exactly how you want it – nice and warm! Unlike men. Hot, cold, hot again. And they say women can’t make up their minds! Maybe we can’t make up our minds because men can’t figure out if they want to be all warm and cuddly or overprotective jerks.

Coffee isn’t complicated…

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‘Chain Swords’, Editing, and Head Spinning: Life of a Father/Author

First, I’m going to show a project that came up yesterday at the last minute.  My son is into Kung Fu Panda, but only the 3rd one.  The bad guy is named Kai and uses these jade swords with chains attached.  Think a kid version of Kratos from God of War.  Also, he’s a yak.  Anyway, I took time out of editing Chasing Bedlam to put these together.  I fear they’ve already lost their appeal to him:

They don’t look perfect, but he wanted white ones and I knew putting the hilts on there would lead to them breaking fairly quickly.  Close enough made him happy for the afternoon though, which I claim as a win.  Earned myself some hot chocolate later that night.  Too bad that didn’t sit well with my stomach, but it was worth it.

Amid the chaos of the week, I managed to finish editing Chasing Bedlam.  It runs like the first one with a short story/episodic feel to it.  Cassidy has much more of a personality and Lloyd is a little more grounded, but still mouthy and violent.  Have to admit that the complaints about language, violence, and ‘sex’ were taken as challenges to up them a bit this time around.  No actual sex scenes, but a lot of innuendo, blunt subject matter, and sexual jokes.  Part of the reason is because the characters are a lot more relaxed and free this time around.  There’s also a twist that involves one of those three categories, so my mind didn’t stray very far.  Not to mention Lloyd is with Katie right now, so I liked having the psycho get into situations that tested his loyalty to her.  Showed that there are limits to what he will do.  I’m sure I’ll take some heat for this.

This has lead me to thinking about the third one because I figured out what adventure I wanted to do next.  It’s starting to come together, so I might use today and tomorrow to put some notes together.  At least I’ll choose the route.  Still having trouble with the title, which is typically a present participle (I think) word and ‘Bedlam’ afterwards.  This adventure has Cassidy and Lloyd on the first revived train outside of Nebraska and they have to help protect it.  Right now, I’m thinking of having Katie be a guest and maybe a few other old friends/enemies that appear.  Bart and someone from the previous book might show up.  The route I have now is going from Michigan to Portland, Oregon with some chaos in the middle that puts them on a different track and causes all sorts of mayhem.  There’s something else about this story that I was thinking of doing, but I might wait for tomorrow to ask about it.

I should talk about Legends of Windemere: The Spirit Well here since that’s the book I’m trying to sell.  It’s moving slow, which isn’t too surprising considering how this year has gone.  When trying to get promo spots, I found that a lot of December was taken and I had to claim what I could find.  Seems a lot of new books came out and people are pushing everything.  Can’t help, but think that it’s a final reach to grab some victory out of 2016 since I saw many authors talk about low sales all year.  I do have a special sale that starts Thursday:

The 2 Windemere bundles will be 99 cents from the 22nd to the 26th, so it’s 6 books for $2!  I guess I should ask if anyone wants an HTML of the post to put up on Friday or over the weekend.  Just feel weird doing that since I just asked for help with the new one.  Kind of settling on reblogs, but I guess I put it out there.

In other news, I only have this coming week before my son and wife are on break until 2017.  Not much Internet or writing then.  I’m hoping to get the Ichabod Brooks stories slightly planned out before the house is full.  Then again, Cassidy and Lloyd aren’t letting me go as you can tell from above.  That’s why I’m giving them the weekend.  Thinking of charging up the Kindle to read something off my ‘to read’ list that is at a point where I won’t finish unless I become rich enough to make a clone that will write my books for me.  I’d probably never do that in the first place.

So, what’s the plan for the week?

  1. Ease into the days.  Ha!  Still have to get up in time to get little guy’s breakfast and lunch ready, get him dressed, and get him moving.
  2. Outline and prepare Ichabod Brooks books.  This means new friends, new enemies, and new gear for him.
  3. Chose a route for next Bedlam book.
  4. Biking.
  5. Read the rest of the Fairy Tail manga that I have.  Might pause on that to read a novel.  I feel really bad that I never get around to that.
  6. Maybe I’ll start watching Supernatural from Season 1 while I work.  Have the first 9 seasons and I’ll keep going into January with it.
  7. Prepare post for tomorrow.
  8. Crap, I forgot the laundry!
  9. Post a music video that I hope people listen to.  It’s a video game song remix, but I thought it was a lot of fun and helped inspire a little bit of ideas.  Never played the game though.

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Bloggers around the Christmas Tree – Icelandic trolls and horses, parties and Spice

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