(An old poem I found on the blog.  In college, I owned an N64.  My friends and I loved to play Super Smash Bros.  The problem came about that I was destroying people . . . routinely.  First, they banned Link then Samus Aran and it kept going until I was forced to use Jigglypuff.  I still kept winning.)

Excitement coursing through my veins
As my fingers strike the buttons
And slam the stick
My enemies fly and fall
Their screams echoing
Through the speakers
Even with my handicap
A body made of pudgy fluff
Threatening to fall asleep
Instead of fight
Yet this creampuff destroys all
From gorillas to bounty hunters
All have been decimated
By Jigglypuff
And the local King of Super Smash