2020 Holiday Wish List from the Windemere Characters

The Witcher

I don’t know if I’ve done one of these every year, but it’s always fun to take out all of the characters and get them to speak.  I’ve got Legends of Windemere, War of Nytefall, Ichabod Brooks, & the Bedlam crew in here.  That’s a lot, so I better get right into it and run down the list.

Luke Callindor– I could use some new shirts.  I keep getting slashed in the torso and I can only sew them back together so many times.

Nyx–  I could use a vacation and a babysitter.  (Confused?  Change out the series.)

Sari–  Candy.  I really miss candy.

Fizzle–  APPLES!  APPLE PIES!  CIDER!

Timoran Wrath–  For my family to be happy and live in peace.

Delvin Cunningham–  There’s a really nice shield and sword polish that I keep having trouble finding.  What did everyone else say?  Wow . . . I feel shallow.

Dariana–  I’ll be happy if my friends come and visit.

Queen Trinity–  I could really use a weekend at a spa.  If Nyx is willing to pay then I can get her that babysitter.

Kira Grasdon–  To forget the rest of what pains me.

Rayne–  What is this?  I’m confused.  Can I pass?

Ichabod Brooks–  I’d like a few books on Windemere that explain what the world was like before the Great Cataclysm.  Keep running into ancient things, so I’d like to be prepared for anything.

Lloyd Tenay– To eventually have another adventure.  That or some kielbasa soaked for three days in beer.  Whatever works.

Cassidy– I’ve got a list of upgrades for my baby.  Do you think an anti-aircraft missile system can be put on a jeep?

Clyde–  I could really go for a slice of pizza.  Being moved from Earth to Windemere means I don’t get my old diet.

Mab–  Forgiveness.

Gregorio Roman–  Peace between the vampire factions and a cute assistant.

Lost–  For Grandpa Roman to fall down the stairs because he already has a cute assistant in me.  Also, three rocking chairs, a magic sword, a barrel of pickled pears, a pet cactus, two and a half boots, and one of those metal things you put on your knuckles to help massage your enemies.

Titus Winthrop–  I really need some chainmail polish and a new set of whetstones.  I like going practical.

Luther Grathan–  *requests snails in raven*

Bob–  Anything with horses.  I’m not picky.

Chastity Sullivan–  Jewels and dresses are always a welcome gift.  I’m always looking for new ensembles to show my beloved patrons.

Xavier Tempest–  There is truly nothing that I need besides victory against Clyde.

Nadia Sylvan–  An interior decorator would be nice.  The castle is looking fairly drab, love.

Stephanie Talon–  A portrait of a beautiful graveyard under the four moons for me to hang in my ritual chamber.

Kai Stavros–  Time.

Kenneth Decker–  Titus makes a good point on supplies to maintain my equipment.  I do need a more durable night cloak as well.

Archillious–  A list of people that nobody will miss.  I’m going a little stir crazy here.

Desirae Duvall–  So many things are on my wish list.  Maybe all of you are too.  Come to the Pleasure Shadow and find out.  Besides, I’m more interested in giving than taking this time of year.

Dariwn Slepsnor–  Hello!  I wish for my series to start being written next year.  Then, I can say a real hello in 2022.  By the way, I’m Darwin Slepsnor.  Looking forward to meeting all of you.

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
This entry was posted in Bedlam Series, Ichabod Brooks, Legends of Windemere, War of Nytefall and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

13 Responses to 2020 Holiday Wish List from the Windemere Characters

  1. What fun, Charles. Lost cracked me up.

    Like

  2. Note to self: never, Never, NEVER, take up Lost’s offer of a ‘relaxing massage’ 😱
    (Darwin Slepsnor Intrigues me)

    Like

  3. L. Marie says:

    These are hilarious–especially Lost, Darwin, Lloyd, Trinity, Desirae–really all of them are good. 😄

    Like

  4. I love this post. I was tempted to invite all my villains to a Halloween part once, but it never came about.

    Like

  5. crazywitch25 says:

    Thanks for sharing! I’m not usually into Fantasy, but I read one now and again. You have a great writing style. That in itself could be interesting.

    Here are mine:

    53–I will beat the universe and become an Elder god!
    Gina–How come you abandoned me after self-publishing me? I’m all alone. Nobody likes me, yet you flaunt me on sites. It’s embarrassing! You are the creator, so cruel! I deny my maker.
    Tara–Punk, you owe me a sequel. I was liked, and now I’m bored just being here.
    Gar–you don’t seem to remember me at all.

    My godly response:

    53–Chill out and enjoy a soda. You like those. The universe isn’t going anywhere.
    Gina–Get over it, lady. And remember that a person left you a review, probably a pupil in elementary school.
    Tara–do you know how difficult you were to create?
    Gar–Not really, I think you are Tara’s boyfriend, can’t remember the ending. I do know that you can go into the blue light, if you haven’t, and fight a gagloos or something. I do remember that you were a punk and made Tara do everything.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s