The Witcher

I don’t know if I’ve done one of these every year, but it’s always fun to take out all of the characters and get them to speak.  I’ve got Legends of Windemere, War of Nytefall, Ichabod Brooks, & the Bedlam crew in here.  That’s a lot, so I better get right into it and run down the list.

Luke Callindor– I could use some new shirts.  I keep getting slashed in the torso and I can only sew them back together so many times.

Nyx–  I could use a vacation and a babysitter.  (Confused?  Change out the series.)

Sari–  Candy.  I really miss candy.

Fizzle–  APPLES!  APPLE PIES!  CIDER!

Timoran Wrath–  For my family to be happy and live in peace.

Delvin Cunningham–  There’s a really nice shield and sword polish that I keep having trouble finding.  What did everyone else say?  Wow . . . I feel shallow.

Dariana–  I’ll be happy if my friends come and visit.

Queen Trinity–  I could really use a weekend at a spa.  If Nyx is willing to pay then I can get her that babysitter.

Kira Grasdon–  To forget the rest of what pains me.

Rayne–  What is this?  I’m confused.  Can I pass?

Ichabod Brooks–  I’d like a few books on Windemere that explain what the world was like before the Great Cataclysm.  Keep running into ancient things, so I’d like to be prepared for anything.

Lloyd Tenay– To eventually have another adventure.  That or some kielbasa soaked for three days in beer.  Whatever works.

Cassidy– I’ve got a list of upgrades for my baby.  Do you think an anti-aircraft missile system can be put on a jeep?

Clyde–  I could really go for a slice of pizza.  Being moved from Earth to Windemere means I don’t get my old diet.

Mab–  Forgiveness.

Gregorio Roman–  Peace between the vampire factions and a cute assistant.

Lost–  For Grandpa Roman to fall down the stairs because he already has a cute assistant in me.  Also, three rocking chairs, a magic sword, a barrel of pickled pears, a pet cactus, two and a half boots, and one of those metal things you put on your knuckles to help massage your enemies.

Titus Winthrop–  I really need some chainmail polish and a new set of whetstones.  I like going practical.

Luther Grathan–  *requests snails in raven*

Bob–  Anything with horses.  I’m not picky.

Chastity Sullivan–  Jewels and dresses are always a welcome gift.  I’m always looking for new ensembles to show my beloved patrons.

Xavier Tempest–  There is truly nothing that I need besides victory against Clyde.

Nadia Sylvan–  An interior decorator would be nice.  The castle is looking fairly drab, love.

Stephanie Talon–  A portrait of a beautiful graveyard under the four moons for me to hang in my ritual chamber.

Kai Stavros–  Time.

Kenneth Decker–  Titus makes a good point on supplies to maintain my equipment.  I do need a more durable night cloak as well.

Archillious–  A list of people that nobody will miss.  I’m going a little stir crazy here.

Desirae Duvall–  So many things are on my wish list.  Maybe all of you are too.  Come to the Pleasure Shadow and find out.  Besides, I’m more interested in giving than taking this time of year.

Dariwn Slepsnor–  Hello!  I wish for my series to start being written next year.  Then, I can say a real hello in 2022.  By the way, I’m Darwin Slepsnor.  Looking forward to meeting all of you.