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So, I’ve asked Kai Stavros from War of Nytefall: Rivalry to give some tips on being a spymaster. He doesn’t really want to share his secrets or be out in public, so he gave me a list. It was written into my car with a warning that I should never ask him to do anything like this again. Here we go:
- Never do public appearances unless they are on your terms . . . Just going to voice a complaint right away, huh? You know, I could have asked another of my spy characters to do this. Well, I don’t have any, but I know a few who would willing to make stuff up.
- Always double-check your information. (That makes sense.) Torture is a good way to confirm . . . Really!? This is what I get for asking a vampire how this goes. In his defense, vampires regeneration, so what would be a fatal wound for a mortal isn’t a big deal for them. Still, there could be kids reading this, Stavros.
- Maintains some friendships with your coworkers, but remain distant. You don’t want to get attached to those you might have to sacrifice for the sake of a mission. The exceptions are your masters or employers depending on your personal employment position. (That was bizarrely bureaucratic.)
- Never fall in love because that will inevitably be used against you. If not your lover then children, so celibacy is a good idea as well. (I know of one famous spy who would really disagree on that last one. Why doesn’t that guy have kids on every continent?)
- When sending messages, you must write in code to protect your secrets. It is best to have multiple code systems and randomly cycle through them. Only one person should know the locations of the scrolls needed to decipher them. It helps to put two spells on the messages as well. One is to share the information with your employer if you and the translator are dead. The other is to curse or kill anyone who manages to get even one word correct. (Wow. That’s actually a good one.)
- Never agree to appear on a blog to share secrets. It doesn’t matter how much the author pathetically begs. (And we’re back to the sass.)
- Uh . . . This one is in code and I don’t want to risk anything. I mean, he did give me a warning in #5. Oh, it’s just messy penmanship since I guess he was in a rush to get out of here. The tip is: Don’t bring attention to yourself, but don’t try to hide from society. You need to find something in the middle because blending in and understanding human nature are essential tools of the trade. (I think that was cursed . . . No, just the Taco Bell I ate, which is basically the same thing.)
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Those Taco Bell Toxins act fast, don’t they?
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Lethal to everyone in a 1 mile radius.
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Especially if eaten with refried beans 😱
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Never got a taste for those.
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😀 😁 especially number 6.
Great tips!
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Thanks. 😁
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LOL, Charles. This was over the top funny
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Thanks. 😁
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😁
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#5 sounds great to me. Maybe that’s how our government keeps some data private.
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Maybe. Though that might be giving the government too much credit.
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Ha ha.
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Reblogged this on Plaisted Publishing House and commented:
Seven tips on being an effective spymaster…
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Thanks for sharing.
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These are great. Especially 6 and 7.
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Thanks. 😁
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I really liked this and thought it was exactly the thing I would have asked for in an article, but that darned ‘Re-Blog’ button kept not working for me. I therefore posted it yesterday with copying and pasting. 🙂
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Thanks. The reblog button has been really fickle lately.
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All the buttons are.
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“Why doesn’t that guy have kids on every continent?” I think they kept killing the women, but I could be wrong about that.
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Thinking about it, i can remember more surviving than dying. Especially in the later movies.
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